Tony Stark
So, uhh, who's home?
Harley Keener
Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.
Tony Stark
Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...
[pauses]
Tony Stark
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
Harley Keener
What's in it for me?
Tony Stark
Salvation. What's his name?
Harley Keener
Who?
Tony Stark
The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?
Harley Keener
How'd you know that?
Tony Stark
I got just the thing.
[Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels]
Tony Stark
This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?
[Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister]
Harley Keener
Deal.
[Stark gives Harley the canister]
Tony Stark
What's your name?
Harley Keener
Harley. And you're...
Tony Stark
The mechanic. Tony.
[pauses]
Tony Stark
You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?