Zack
What brings you here?
Brandon
I came here with somebody who went to school here, Bobby Long.
Zack
No shit! That's who my friend's hitting on right now! See, right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana.
Brandon
In L.A. we call that look 'Nickelodeon Chique'.
Zack
Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles? That's awesome, man, what do you do out there?
Brandon
I'm an actor.
Zack
Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon
Thank you.
Zack
Fucking movies?
Brandon
Fucking movies. Pretty much.
Zack
Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?
Brandon
Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack
All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that?
Brandon
Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Zack
[stunned]
Is that like a sequel?
Brandon
Sort of. It's a reimagining.
Zack
Oh, like "The Wiz".
Brandon
More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack
I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon
Guilty as charged.