Parker O'Neil
Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?
Joe Lynch
What...
Parker O'Neil
No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
Joe Lynch
That's easy. The Sarlacc pit.
Parker O'Neil
I'm sorry, the what?
Joe Lynch
The Sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years - worst death ever.
Dan Walker
[in a mocking whiny voice]
Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?




































