Quotes
Tie Sales Clerk
Anything?
Victor Albee Norman
I want a very sincere necktie.
Tie Sales Clerk
I beg your pardon?
Victor Albee Norman
I want something that makes me seem sincere. You know, honest; genuine; upright; trustworthy.
Tie Sales Clerk
Well... um, here's a handpainted one in four colors; at thirty-five dollars. Is that sincere enough?
Victor Albee Norman
I think, my friend, any more sincerity would be downright foolhardy.
