You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You Don't Mess with the Zohan 18+
Country
USA
Runtime
1 hour 53 minutes
Production year
2008
Online premiere
17 July 2008
World premiere
5 June 2008
Release date
| 19 June 2008 | Russia | WDSSPR | 16+ |
| 15 August 2008 | Australia | ||
| 19 June 2008 | Belarus | ||
| 15 August 2008 | Brazil | 14 | |
| 29 August 2008 | Bulgaria | ||
| 5 June 2008 | Canada | ||
| 26 September 2008 | Denmark | ||
| 27 August 2008 | France | ||
| 12 August 2008 | Germany | ||
| 15 August 2008 | Great Britain | ||
| 3 October 2008 | Italy | ||
| 19 June 2008 | Kazakhstan | ||
| 5 June 2008 | Mexico | B-15 | |
| 19 September 2008 | Norway | ||
| 12 September 2008 | Poland | ||
| 11 September 2008 | Portugal | ||
| 22 August 2008 | Spain | ||
| 6 June 2008 | USA | ||
| 19 June 2008 | Ukraine |
MPAA
PG-13
Budget
$90,000,000
Worldwide Gross
$204,313,400
Production
Columbia Pictures, Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions
Also known as
You Don't Mess with the Zohan, No te metas con Zohan, Leg dich nicht mit Zohan an, Agent Zohan, Đặc Vụ Cắt Tóc, Dajte si pozor na Zohana, Đừng Đùa Với Zohan, Ikke krøll med Zohan, Jiddra inte med Zohan, Não te Metas com o Zohan, Ne szórakozz Zohannal!, Nie zadzieraj z fryzjerem, On ne rigole pas avec le Zohan, Rien que pour vos cheveux, Su kirpėju Zohanu geriau nejuokauk!, Zohan, Zohan - Tutte le donne vengono al pettine, Zohan je zakon, Zohan je zakon!, Zohan: eriväelasest juuksur, Zohan: Krycí jméno kaderník, Zohan: Krycie meno kaderník, Zohan: Licencia para peinar, Zohan: Llicència per pentinar, Zohan: lupa saksia, Zohan: O Agente Bom de Corte, Zohan: Praktoras ypsilis kommotikis, Zohan'a Bulaşma, Zohans - īpašo uzdevumu frizieris, Ζόχαν: Πράκτορας υψηλής κομμωτικής, Зохан: Стилист от запаса, Не займайте Зохана, Не качи се са Зоханом, Не шутите с Zоханом!, रंगीला जोहान, エージェント・ゾーハン, 特勤沙龍
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Currently, the film is not showing in cinemas, but we can send you a message when this animated film returns to the box office.
The Phantom
Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
Salim
I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
The Phantom
So, you not give any incentive.
Salim
Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
The Phantom
No.
Salim
Twenty-five percent.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
The Phantom
Okay.
Salim
I get profits from store.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
Some profits.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
I get free yogurt when I come to store.
The Phantom
Okay. Within reason.
Salim
And... I want some of your wives.
The Phantom
How many wives you want?
Salim
Twenty.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
I sleep with one wife.
The Phantom
No.
Salim
She give one pee-pee touch.
The Phantom
Okay.
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