Devlin Adams
So, where's Danny?
Katherine
[pause]
Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams
Come again?
Katherine
I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams
Why?
Katherine
Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams
Really?
Katherine
So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams
Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine
He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams
[pause]
Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine
What? What happened?
Devlin Adams
Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones
[with a group of sailors]
That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine
Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams
I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine
Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams
He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine
[laughs]
Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams
Well, this is different?
Katherine
Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams
I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny
Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams
I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
