Manny Heffley
I'm texting.
Susan Heffley
Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg
What do you mean?
Susan Heffley
This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
Rodrick Heffley
What?
Susan Heffley
Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg
You tricked us!
Greg
This is totally not cool.
Greg
Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
Rodrick Heffley
I'm not giving up my phone.
Greg
Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
Rodrick Heffley
If he's not giving up, I'm not giving up. Who do you think you are bossing us around?
Greg
You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?