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Ella Enchanted Movie Quotes

Char Kiss me...

[Ella leans in]

Char That wasn't an order.

Ella I know.

[kisses him]

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Hattie Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again.

Ella You wanna bet?

[takes her mother's necklace from Hattie and turns back to Char]

Char Marry me?

Ella Now that I'll do.

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[Ella confronts three thugs who have captured Slannen]

Ella Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami!

Bluto Paper folding?

Ella Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

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Char Ella, tell me how you really feel about me.

Ella I love you.

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Ella Oh, my stepsister Hattie would die if she knew I was here. She's the, uh, the president of your fan club you know.

Char Oh, Hattie, yah. Thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order.

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Char Traveling with an elf? What? Your boyfriend couldn't make it?

Ella No.

Char [disappointed] Oh.

Ella Because I don't have a boyfriend.

Char [happily] Oh.

Ella What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?

Char I don't have a girlfriend.

Ella [happily] Oh.

Char I have many.

Ella [disappointed] Oh.

Char I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.

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Hattie Olive, have you noticed anything strange about Ella?

Olive No, not really.

Hattie Have you noticed it gets darker at night then lighter when the sun comes up?

Olive [look of dumb realization] That's because of Ella!

Hattie Never mind.

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Ella's Mother Look to yourself, Ella. What's inside you is stronger than any spell.

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Fan Club Girl Prince Charmont, are you a fast runner?

Char Not particularly, no. Why?

Fan Club Girl Get him!

[a mob of girls start chasing Char]

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Fan Club Girl Prince Charmont actually stepped on these tiles!

[a bunch of girls get down and start kissing the floor]

Tour Guide Girls, stop tonguing the foyer!

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Ella [angrily] Prince Charmont.

Char Please, call me...

[sees Ella for the first time and is smitten]

Char ...call me Char.

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[after chaining Ella to a tree]

Slannen the Elf You are one freaky chick.

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Ella Slannen doesn't sing.

Koopooduk Well what about you then?

Ella Oh no... I couldn't... I - - please don't.

Koopooduk Sing!

[Ella bursts into "Somebody to Love"]

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Hattie Hold your tongue, Ella.

[Ella literally holds her tongue]

Prof. Edith Ella!

Ella [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches.

[scratches her tongue]

Prof. Edith Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.

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Mandy I love you too, my little pookie pages.

Benny Not as much as I love you, cuddlebuns.

Mandy Ohh, I love you more!

Ella Okay! Lots of love, moving on.

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Hattie Show us where Char showers!

Olive I bet he showers naked!

[All girls on castle tour scream]

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Ella I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?

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Char Tell me, do you get a kick out of near-death experiences?

Ella No, I was fine, I had things well in hand.

Char Oh, yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.

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Dame Olga I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?

Mandy A time machine?

Make-Up Artist May I recommend our newest procedure? Bat feces and oxen blood. Battox!

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Char These last few days have been so perfect. Except for the bit where we almost got eaten by ogres. And you wrote a letter that ripped out my heart. And I had to dance with Hattie.

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[Ella and Char arrive at the giants' wedding party]

Char I hope this is a good idea. They must hate the royal family.

Ella No, they'll respect your courage at showing up here. Besides they don't hold grudges... they're bigger than that.

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Char You can curtsy or not; that's your choice. There's nothing I can do about it... except have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.

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Char Tell me about your sister.

Hattie Olive? Idiot.

Char Uh, no. Ella.

Hattie Oh. Hmmmph. I don't want to talk about her, she's so dreary.

[giggles]

Hattie I just want to talk about us.

Char Us!

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Slannen the Elf Into the forest of certain death goes Slannen.

Ella Thank you!

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NiSSh How do you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Shish-kabobed?

Ella How about free range?

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Ella I've met Prince Charmont, and I think he might be different from his uncle.

Slannen the Elf Why? Cause he's a hunk?

Ella No...

Slannen the Elf What is he, about 6 foot?

Ella Yeah, about.

Slannen the Elf Yeah, I hate the guy already.

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Char Well, that's on our way back to Lamia. We'll accompany you.

Ella Well, that's not necessary.

Char But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute.

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[last lines]

Narrator Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send / For I've only two words left and they are, "The End."

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Ella Now, I need you to go back into the forest and rally all the elves and giants you can find.

Slannen the Elf You want me to go back in there?

Ella Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar.

Slannen the Elf Why? What's going on?

Ella I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life!

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Koopooduk That's a fine young man you have here.

Ella Oh, he's not fine - I - I mean, mine. He is fine, but uh-uh-never mind.

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Hattie Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.

Ella I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

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Slannen the Elf [rustling] Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest.

Benny [a rabbit hops out of the bushes] Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.

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Dame Olga [after Ella has been arrested] A felon in my own family. I could die from embarrassment.

Mandy [under her breath] Promises, promises.

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[first lines]

Narrator Fairy tales tell, as their labels imply / Stories of magic, of creatures that fly / With giants and dragons and ogres and elves / And inanimate objects that speak for themselves / There's romance and danger and plotting of schemes / There's good guys and bad guys and some guys in-between / A fairy tale also reveals some sort of truth / The perils of choices we make in our youth./ But our story today is different in theme./ For our hero had no choice or so it would seem./ It starts with a fairy bestowing a spell./ This one's a baby named Ella of Frell.

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Ella I don't need your chivalry, thanks. And I have no intention of curtsying either, so you can *forget it.*

Char Uh, well, you can curtsy or not, that's your choice. There's really nothing I can do about it. Except to have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.

Ella Charming. Why don't you do what your people usually do? Steal my land, and then destroy my livelihood. Now, if you'll excuse me...

[walks off, on her way]

Char Wait a second!

[snaps his fingers]

Char Come back here!

[and as is Ella's curse, her spell kicks in]

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Hattie What my unworthy opponent fails to realize is Sir Edgar has done a fantastic job. He has driven the ogres out, and he has put giants and elves to work as laborers and entertainers. Therefore, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have today's thriving free-enterprise system.

Ella It's only free because we've enslaved the poor creatures and they work for nothing. Edgar is a monster, and I don't hold out much hope for his nephew, either.

Hattie Well that shows what you know aka nothing. Prince Char will be the greatest king ever. Right girls?

Ella I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is.

Hattie Humph! Oh just admit your stupid and don't know what you're talking about

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Fan Club Girl He tried to kill Prince Char!

Girl Get him!

Heston Oh, no!

[Char's fan club start beating him up]

Heston Ow!

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Narrator So, while her stepfamily scratched newly-found itches / Ella was off, glad to be away from the... witches.

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Mean Little Girl Bite me!

[little Ella does so]

Mean Little Girl Ow!

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Char Well let me see, so far the score is chivalry two, gratitude zero.

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Char I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.

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Ella I think you're gonna be a great king some day.

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[about Slannen the Elf and Brumhilda the Giant]

Ella I've seen weirder couples... none that immediately come to mine, but still...

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Benny Looks like she's getting herself an FWI.

Ella An FWI?

Benny Flying while intoxicated.

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Char You're the first maiden who hasn't swooned at the sight of me.

Ella Then maybe I've done you some good.

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Benny I would have left her ages ago, except I love her so damn much. Plus, I have no legs.

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Ella You're about to become king. You'll have the power to make a difference in the world, and you don't even care.

Char It's not like I asked to become king. I have no say in the matter.

Ella Well thanks to your uncle, there are a lot of people who have no say in the matter. Nobody should be forced to do things they don't want to do. Take it from somebody who knows.

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Hattie It's me he's going to have at his coronation.

Ella Yeah, in the middle of the table with an apple in your mouth.

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Slannen the Elf Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!

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Slannen the Elf You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.

Brumhilda Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!

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Char Ella of Frell you're not like other girls.

Ella You have no idea.

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Edgar So, Ella of Frell is your sister.

Hattie Step-sister, actually.

Edgar Really? Tell me what do you know about her?

Hattie What's in it for me?

Heston How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head?

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Ella Why don't you like music?

Slannen the Elf Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the *man*. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be...

Ella What?

Slannen the Elf Nothin...

Ella No, what were you going to say.

Slannen the Elf Forget it. It's silly.

Ella Please tell me.

Slannen the Elf I want to be a lawyer.

Benny I guess that would be in small claims court.

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NiSSh You, into the pot.

[Ella walks over to pot]

Slannen the Elf Forget them!

Ella [turns around in surprise at ogres] Who are you?

NiSSh I am the ogre, NiSSh. We just did this. Didn't we just do this? All right. That's enough fun and games. Now keep your mouth shut...

[Ella closes her mouth]

NiSSh ...and don't move.

[Ella freezes]

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Fairy Administrator Can I help you?

Ella Hello. I'm looking for Lucinda Perryweather. Actually, its kinda urgent.

Fairy Administrator Sorry toots, she was kicked out last week.

Ella Do you know where I can find her?

Fairy Administrator Nope.

Ella [franticly] No, you don't understand! If I don't find her by tonight, something terrible is going to happen!

Fairy Administrator Finding her would be something terrible.

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Ella Oh, I forgot. The elfin restrictions Sir Edgar passed.

Slannen the Elf No elf can be engaged in any profession other than singing, juggling or...

Ella Ella, Slannen the Elf: ...tomfoolery.

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Edgar I trust you found everything to your satisfaction?

Ella Yes, thank you.

Edgar Good, good.

[Edgar knocks book off table]

Edgar Oh, dear. How clumsy of me. Pick it up.

[Ella picks it up]

Edgar Very good. Now touch your toes.

Ella [touching her toes] Oh, no.

Edgar Oh, yes. And while you're about it, why don't you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?

[Ella does so]

Edgar Now jump up and down.

Ella [jumping up and down] Please stop.

Edgar Wait. Perhaps you know this one.

[sings]

Edgar Put your left foot in...

[Ella puts left foot in]

Edgar ...put your left foot out...

[Ella puts left foot out]

Edgar ...put your left foot in...

[Ella puts left foot in]

Edgar ...and shake it all about. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.

[Ella shakes]

Edgar Shake your booty. Shake your booty.

[Ella shakes booty]

Edgar Oh ho! This is fabulous!

Heston Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember?

Edgar Yes, you're right

[to Ella]

Edgar Okay, stop.

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[a bunch of other girls are cheering for Prince Charmont]

Ella Say no to Ogrecide!

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Ella [during the opening of the mall Ella stand on a planter, holding up a sign] Say no to ogreside!

Areida Stop the Giant land grab!

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Ella [storms into the room] Drop that crown!

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Slannen the Elf Open up! I am Miss Ella's legal representation.

Dungeon Guard Her what?

Slannen the Elf Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit.

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Narrator In spite of the spell, Ella grew up strong of mind./ Her gift made her obedient, but her heart made her kind

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Narrator So Ella now knew why she'd always obeyed,/ but she never stopped fighting to have things her way

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Lucinda Perryweather I have a no-return policy.

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Narrator If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong / If you follow your heart, and end with a song.

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[while Slannen rambles on, the ogres knock out the dungeon guard and try to eat him]

Slannen the Elf [turning around] Excuse me, what is going on here?

NiSSh Well, can we at least have him to go?

Slannen the Elf Put the nice man down!

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Ella You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.

Hattie Who cares, he's dreamy.

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Char [Char swings by on a rope, tossing Ella a sword and grabbing one for himself] I can't believe I'm saving you, after you tried to kill me!

Ella I didn't try to kill you.

Char [to a member of the Red Guard trying to kill Ella] You stay away from her!

Char [both of them fight back some guys] What, so that dagger you were about to plunge in my back was just an early wedding present?

Ella [a guy goes to attack Ella, and Char fights him back. Benny gets turned into a pumpkin accidently. The Red Guards keep attacking] Okay, maybe I did try to kill you, but that wasn't me.

Char What?

Ella Okay, maybe it was me, but it wasn't my fault.

[Ella and Char duck right as a guard attacks, causing him to hit 2 guards behind them]

Ella [Benny gets turned into a man and joins the fight] ... then Edgar found out about the curse and he ordered me to kill you.

[Char fights off a guy behind Ella]

Ella And the only way I could think of to stop it was to break up with you, even though I'm pretty sure that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

[while still lookingn at Ella as she explains, Char fights a guy attacking him from behind]

Ella And that crown he's about to put on your head...

[Ella helps with the guy behind Char]

Ella It's a trick. It's poisoned.

Char Duck.

[Ella ducks, as Char swings his stick around, hitting all three Red Guard attacking them]

Ella [Ella stands up, looking around, rather shocked, at the men on the ground] Whoa.

Char Edgar's trying to kill me?

Ella Yes. I - hold on.

[Ella jumps up and kicks a Red Guard behind her, taking him out, rather swiftly]

Ella [Ella's stepmother is appalled by the act, Heston moves through the crowd] Uh, Char, there's one more thing.

[Edgar throws a shield of of himself and stands. Char looks straight at Ella]