Quotes
Tish
[Priestly calls Tish]
Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.
Priestly
Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish
Who is this?
Priestly
It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.
Tish
Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.
Priestly
Initial recon appears to be bag or box?
Tish
Box.
Priestly
Box. Roger that.
Tish
Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?
Priestly
Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
Tish
Priestly...
Priestly
Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular.
Tish
Priestly. Are you done?
Priestly
Well, what about the Super Pluses?
Tish
No.
Priestly
Why not? They sound like better.
Tish
Don't. They're huge.
Priestly
I thought you liked huge.
Tish
This is one area where bigger is not better.
Priestly
Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?
[looks at the side of the box]
Priestly
I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!
[throw the box in disgust]
