Quotes
Dakota
What was your weirdest family holiday?
Jake Gray
Thanksgiving, a couple years ago. I was - I was buiding a ramp for my mom's wheelchair, and Father Moore came by to visit. And they were all insde watching football, Dallas-Tampa game. Dallas lost.
Dakota
That was your weirdest family holiday?
Jake Gray
So I had a hammer in my hand, and I look up and Father Moore was smiling at me and all I could think about is just bashing his head in. Over and over, and then I'd smash my parents' heads in. And then, like, half the people I knew, just... So then I started thinking, like, wow, what else would I like to do? And all this crazy shit came into my head.
Dakota
So then what happened?
Jake Gray
I finished the ramp, and we ate turkey.
