Lance
Hey, water boy, I can't drink that bottle of piss you gave me. Here's five bucks. Why don't you get me a Fiji, or something pH balanced? And if you're lucky, I'll let you taste my nuts. Hope's tasted my nuts before, right?
Hope
Do not get that water, Twitchy.
Lance
Are you winking at me?
Ben
No.
Lance
What, are we flirting right now? What's happening?
Hope
Hey! Don't make fun of people with deformity problems.
Ben
I'm actually not deformed. But it's not a problem. I'll go get the water, pH balanced, for men.