Doghouse Movie Quotes
Neil
Alright, calm down... You sound like a dolphin.
Neil
Alright, calm down... You sound like a dolphin.
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Neil
When we get to the country, we are gonna piss up all the trees to mark our teritory, then we are gonna find a pub and get so drunk we can't remember how to speak, and we'll communicate in grunts like neanderthals, before passing out in the woods!
Neil
When we get to the country, we are gonna piss up all the trees to mark our teritory, then we are gonna find a pub and get so drunk we can't remember how to speak, and we'll communicate in grunts like neanderthals, before passing out in the woods!
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Bex
Well you can celebrate your own divorce with him!
[tries to pull her wedding ring off, but it won't budge]
Mikey
Yeah, I thought you'd react like that, so I glued your ring on while you were asleep!
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Mikey
Now you decide to shoot something, you fucking monkey's arse ring!
Sergeant Gavin Wright
I had one bullet left. I was saving it for when I really needed it.
Mikey
You're still a twat!
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Banksy
It could be worse!
Neil
How many fingers am I holding up?
Neil
How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy
Uh...
Neil
How could this get any worse?
Neil
How could this get any worse?
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Graham
[to Mikey and Gavin]
You two are *so* gay!
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