Mad Max: Fury Road Movie Quotes
Nux
[In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]
Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
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Max Rockatansky
You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
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Nux
I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
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[first lines]
Max Rockatansky
[Narrating]
My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
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Nux
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Fury Road!
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Immortan Joe
Ah, mediocre!
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[from trailer]
Max Rockatansky
My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
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Narrator
"Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man
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Immortan Joe
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Max Rockatansky
I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
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The Bullet Farmer
I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death! Sing, brother Heckler! Sing, brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
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[the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
The Organic Mechanic
Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
Immortan Joe
Was it a male?
The Organic Mechanic
Your A1 alpha prime.
[cuts the umbilical cord and twirls it between his fingers]
The Organic Mechanic
Hey, Rictus?
Rictus Erectus
Yeah?
The Organic Mechanic
You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
Rictus Erectus
I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
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Imperator Furiosa
You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky
At what?
Imperator Furiosa
Redemption.
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Max Rockatansky
Max. My name is Max. That's my name.
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Nux
Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe
What is your name?
Nux
It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe
No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe
Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux
Am I awaited?
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Max Rockatansky
Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
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Capable
We are not things. We are not things!
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Max Rockatansky
How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!
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Imperator Furiosa
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
[Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux
Yeah... feels like hope.
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Nux
Immortan! Immortan Joe!
[Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]
Nux
He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit
He looked at your blood bag.
Nux
He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit
He was scanning the horizon.
Nux
No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
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Imperator Furiosa
How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad
It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa
Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
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[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]
Keeper of the Seeds
I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky
Look, it'll be a hard day.
[points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky
But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
[points back]
Max Rockatansky
At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
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Nux
We're not to blame!
The Splendid Angharad
Then who killed the World?
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[Throws Joe's mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]
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Nux
I never thought I'd do something as shine as that.
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[from trailer]
Immortan Joe
Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.
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[Nux begins banging his head]
Capable
Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux
Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable
What gates?
Nux
I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immorta, mcfeasting with the heroes of all time.
Nux
I thought I was being spared for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle. For a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing on my windpipe.
Capable
Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux
My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]
Nux
Larry and Barry. If they don't get me, then the night fevers will.
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Imperator Furiosa
FOOL!
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Max Rockatansky
Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa
Many times.
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[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]
Max Rockatansky
Mmm.
Max Rockatansky
Yeah.
The Dag
I thought you weren't insane anymore.
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Toast
[counting their remaining bullets]
Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
[holds up a tiny derringer]
Toast
But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
The Dag
Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
Cheedo the Fragile
Plant one and watch something die.
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Max Rockatansky
CONFUCAMUS!
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Imperator Furiosa
Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
Max Rockatansky
Does it matter?
Imperator Furiosa
Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.
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Max Rockatansky
That's my head!
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The Bullet Farmer
[while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig]
Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
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The Bullet Farmer
All this over a family squabble... healthy babies...
[spits]
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[after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]
The Bullet Farmer
Hold up a flare!
Red Flare Warrior
I am holding a flare!
The Bullet Farmer
[opens his eyes wide]
Closer!
Red Flare Warrior
It's right in front of your eyes!
[realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]
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Keeper of the Seeds
You having a baby?
The Dag
Warlord Junior... gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds
It could be a girl.
[pause]
The Dag
You kill people with that, do ya?
Keeper of the Seeds
Killed everyone I ever met out here. Headshots, all of them. Snap! Right in the medulla.
The Dag
Thought somehow you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds
These are from home. Heirlooms, the real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag
Where?
Keeper of the Seeds
So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag
Ah, so many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds
Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had their fill. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
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The Vuvalini
What's there to find at the Citadel?
Max Rockatansky
Green.
Toast
And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
The Dag
It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
Keeper of the Seeds
Where does the water come from?
Toast
[re: Immortan Joe]
He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
The Dag
And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
Keeper of the Seeds
I don't like him already.
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Slit
By my deeds I honour him, V8.
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The Dag
Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?
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The People Eater
We are down 30,000 units of gasoline, 19 canisters of nitro, 12 assault bikes, 7 pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts, and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!
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Keeper of the Seeds
Here we go, girls!
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The Valkyrie
It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
Max Rockatansky
No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
Max Rockatansky
So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
[laughter]
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Miss Giddy
[holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun]
They are not your property!
Immortan Joe
Miss Giddy!
Miss Giddy
You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
Immortan Joe
WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
Miss Giddy
She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
Miss Giddy
A long way from you!
[Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
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Immortan Joe
I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
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[Max and Furiosa come across a naked woman screaming and crying in a cage]
Max Rockatansky
Uh-uh. That's bait.
Imperator Furiosa
Stay in the rig.
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Nux
I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA!
[turns to Max]
Nux
WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG!
[sprays lips with chrome spray paint]
Nux
WITNESS!
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Max Rockatansky
Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.
Imperator Furiosa
What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]
Toast
What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa
Retaliate first.
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Capable
There's no going back!
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The Bullet Farmer
Come on! I've been called to the torture!
Immortan Joe
Patience!
The Bullet Farmer
Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
The People Eater
Be careful! Protect the assets!
The Bullet Farmer
Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
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[stabs her]
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Slit
Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!
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Imperator Furiosa
This War Boy wants me dead!
The Splendid Angharad
We agreed! He's kamakrazee! He's just a kid at the end of his half-life!
Nux
No! I live, I die, I live again!
The Splendid Angharad
Hold him!
Capable
Tie him up!
Imperator Furiosa
Throw him out!
The Dag
Chuck him out!
Imperator Furiosa
Bullet Farmer. They're coming from the Bullet Farm.
Nux
It's over. You can't defy him!
[Furiosa spits at Nux, who spits back at Furiosa]
The Dag
Just watch us, mate!
Nux
He is the one who grabs the sun!
Toast
Look how slick he's fooled you, War Boy.
Capable
He's a lying old man.
Nux
By his hand, we'll be lifted up!
The Splendid Angharad
That's why we have his logo seared on our back! "Breeding stock"! "Battle fodder"!
Nux
No, I am awaited!
Capable
You're an old man's battle fodder, killing everyone and everything!
Nux
We're not to blame!
The Splendid Angharad
Then who killed the world?
[throws Nux off the War Rig]
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The Dag
[Cheedo takes off running; Capable and the Dag run after her]
Cheedo! Cheedo, don't be stupid!
Capable
STOP!
Capable
There's no going back!
Cheedo the Fragile
We were his treasures! We were protected, he gave us the high life! What's wrong with that?
Capable
Cheedo! We are not things!
The Dag
Cheedo, we are not things!
Capable
We are not things.
Cheedo the Fragile
I don't want to hear that again!
The Dag
Wring your hands, tear your hair. But you're not going back. You're not going back to him!
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[the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]
Ripsaw Imperator
Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.
The Bullet Farmer
Just probing.
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The Dag
Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?
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The Ace
[Being pursued by the Buzzards in the spikey cars]
Should we turn it 'round and run 'em into our backup?
Imperator Furiosa
No. We're good. We fang it!
[blows War Rig's air horn]
The Ace
Thunder up! Here we go!
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The Vuvalini
One man, one bullet.
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The Ace
Why can't you stop?
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Glory the Child
You promised to help us!
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[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
War boy
You all right?
Immortan Joe
On, on!
[the bike speeds after the War Rig]
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Nux
[as Joe positions his car in front of the War Rig during the final chase]
Do you hear that? We're gonna see two airborne V8s.
Imperator Furiosa
I'm gonna need you to drive. I'll get him out of our way.
[makes her way to Joe's car]
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Max Rockatansky
No.
Max Rockatansky
She went under the wheels.
Imperator Furiosa
Did you see it?
Imperator Furiosa
We keep moving...
Capable
NO!
Imperator Furiosa
We keep moving!
Toast
Whatever happens, we're going to the Green Place...
Cheedo the Fragile
The stupid "Green Place!" We don't even know where to find it!
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Corpus Colossus
[looking through a telescope, to Immortan Joe]
Hey pa - you know about this?
[Joe and Rictus Erectus walk over to him]
Corpus Colossus
Your produce ain't goin' to Gas Town... She's gone offroad, into hostile territory.
[Joe looks through the telescope, then runs off, agitated]
Rictus Erectus
Why would she do that, Dad?
Corpus Colossus
Rictus!
Rictus Erectus
I wanna see!
Corpus Colossus
Rictus. Go see what's agitatin' Dad!
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[after Furiosa kills Immortan Joe by tearing his face off]
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Slit
AND NOW WE BRING HOME THE BOOTY!
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Imperator Furiosa
[meeting with the Rock Riders]
It's all here! 3,000 gallons of guzzoline, just like you asked. I'm gonna unhitch the pod, you drop the rocks.
The Rock Rider Chief
You said, "A few vehicles in pursuit, maybe." We count THREE war parties!
Imperator Furiosa
Yeah, well, I got unlucky. Let's do this!
Imperator Furiosa
[realizing that the Rock Riders have double-crossed her, Furiosa turns to Max]
FOOL!
[chase begins]
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[Furiosa attempts to lure the War Boys into a sandstorm]
Rictus Erectus
[to Immortan Joe]
She thinks she can lose us, Dad! She thinks we're stupid! She thinks she can lose us in there!
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Slit
[to Nux]
You filth! You traitored him!
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Slit
[throttling Max with a chain]
Hey head! Say bye-bye to the neck! Decapito!
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Imperator Furiosa
I am one of the Vuvalini! Of the Many Mothers! My initiate mother was K.D. Concannon. I am the daughter of Mary Jabassa. My clan was Swaddle Dog.
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The Vuvalini
There's something in the eyes. Perhaps it is Jabassa's child.
The Valkyrie
This is our Furiosa. How long has it been?
Imperator Furiosa
Seven thousand days, plus the ones I don't remember.
The Vuvalini
Furiosa. What happened to your mother?
Imperator Furiosa
She died... on the third day.
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The Splendid Angharad
[Max snaps his fingers to hand him the gun]
You don't have to do it just because he tells you to.
The Dag
What choice does she have?
Toast
He's not gonna hurt us, he needs us.
The Dag
Why?
Toast
To bargain.
The Dag
Oh, he'll hurt us, alright.
Cheedo the Fragile
Do you think he's coming to the Green Place?
The Dag
Never! He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger.
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The Vuvalini
Where did you find such creatures? So soft.
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The Vuvalini
That's what you call a satellite.
Toast
Miss Giddy told us about those. They used to bounce messages across the earth.
The Vuvalini
Shows. Everyone in the old world had a show.
Toast
Do you think there's still somebody out there sending shows?
The Vuvalini
Who knows? Those are The Plains of Silence.
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Imperator Furiosa
I was born there.
Max Rockatansky
Why'd you leave?
Imperator Furiosa
I didn't. I was taken as a child. Stolen.
Max Rockatansky
You done this before?
Imperator Furiosa
Many times. Now that I drive a War Rig, this is the best shot I'll ever have.
Imperator Furiosa
They're looking for hope.
Max Rockatansky
What about you?
Imperator Furiosa
Redemption.
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Immortan Joe
[He points his gun to shoot Furiosa, The Splendid Angharad shields her with her body]
Splendid! Splendid! That's my child! My property!
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Imperator Furiosa
[whispers to Max as he performs a blood transfusion on her]
Home. Get them... home.
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Imperator Furiosa
I can't wait for them to see it.
Keeper of the Seeds
See? See what?
Imperator Furiosa
Home. The Green Place.
The Vuvalini
But if you came from the west... you passed it.
The Dag
The crows. That creepy place with all the crows.
The Vuvalini
The soil...
Keeper of the Seeds
We had to get out.
The Vuvalini
We had no water and...
Keeper of the Seeds
The water was filth.
The Vuvalini
It was poisoned.
The Vuvalini
It was sour.
The Vuvalini
And then the crows came.
[voices begin to overlap]
The Vuvalini
We couldn't grow anything.
Toast
Where are the others?
The Vuvalini
What others?
Toast
The Many Mothers.
The Vuvalini
We're the only ones left.
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Immortan Joe
I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!
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Immortan Joe
Angharad!
[she looks at him, he points to the rock she's headed straight for]
Immortan Joe
Get out!
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The Splendid Angharad
We're not going back.
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Mother
[deleted scene] Baby. My baby. He's a boy. He's a boy. Make him a War Boy! A fine War Boy!
The Wretched
He's got lumps. Won't last a year.
Mother
No. No. He's strong. He has a warrior's heart.
The Wretched
Ugh.
[he gives the baby back to her]
Mother
Then take me! I'm a milker!
The Wretched
Yes, you are, little mother. Come up.
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The Organic Mechanic
Hey, Joe! Boss! Your girlie's breathing her last.
Immortan Joe
What about the child?
Immortan Joe
Get it out. Get it out!
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