Mr. Erlich
Remarkable work, Dr. Vaselli. Congratulations.
[Reaches to shake Vaselli's hand, but quickly jerks his hand up in the air and pulls out a gun]
Mr. Erlich
HEIL HITLER!
[Shoots Vaselli]
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Tom Kimball
We're going to have to find millions of new jobs for the people who make disposable plastics, toxins, household pesticides.
[shakes head disapprovingly]
Tom Kimball
It's bad medicine... and nobody said the medicine was going to taste any good. But can we afford not to take it? I don't think so. If we don't take this medicine now, we'll all die. Slowly... but we'll die. Thank you.
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Captain America
Mr. President... Thanks!
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Dr. Maria Vaselli
Because of you i have the chance to make a wrong thing right. I thank you for that.
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Red Skull
We are both tragedies... And now I send our tortured souls to rest!
Captain America
Speak for yourself.
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Red Skull
You remain a poor choice, little brother.
Captain America
Stop calling me your brother!
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Red Skull
[on seeing Captain America for the first time]
Good, an American. Just when I am needing help of my English lessons.
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Lt. Colonel Louis
Captain America. Whatever happened to him?
Captain America
He went on one mission. He didn't get his man, and he sat out the rest of the war. He sat out all the wars. No big surprise though, considering he was 4-F to start with. Don't know why anyone thought a little cellular restructuring could change that.
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Sam Kolawetz
Captain America, ya gotta help us. There was a scientist, eh, an Italian, eh, her name was eh... Doctor, eh, Vaseline?
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Red Skull
Assassination isn't worth the trouble. It took me two years to find Sirhan. Three to find Oswald. The King job alone cost me over twenty million dollars. What do we get for our pains? Saints. Martyrs to the cause.
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[Last line]
Newscaster
In Rome today, one hundred and sixteen nations agreed to an environmental protection treaty. In a brief statement after the signing, President Kimball asked that we remember the many people who have gallantly sacrificed all to make our world a better place to live. The president closed his statement with this odd message: "To Captain America, wherever he is. We're all back in the fight."
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Red Skull
Fifty years ago, you were Dr. Vaselli's ridiculous idea. You remain a clownish symbol that no one cares about.
Captain America
I care.
Red Skull
You care? Then come to me, my brother. Let us see if this heart of yours is stronger than my hate.
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Tom Kimball
Are you kidding? I'm nog bailing out on Captain America!
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Captain America
I want to get back into the fight, sir.
Lt. Colonel Louis
The fight against what? Pollution?
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Sam Kolawetz
You see, I have got proof that this Red Skull guy was closely involved in the murders of Robert Kennedy, John Kennedy, Martin Luther King...
[glances at Captain America's baffled face]
Sam Kolawetz
Jesus, you don't even know who I'm talking about do ya?
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Tom Kimball
How stupid do you think we are? My people will find this place in a lot less than 24 hours.
Red Skull
[takes a deep breath in mock surprise]
Oh no... a hidden transmitter.
[rummages for something in his pocket]
Red Skull
Does it look something like eh, this?
[holds it up as the President touches his cheek]
Red Skull
Hm. Painlessly removed from a lower right molar. This one. While you were unconscious.
[Kimball stirs in his chair]
Red Skull
And so easily deactivated. But don't worry, next time we'll have it made in Japan.
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Red Skull
[after beating up Captain America]
It seems the Americans have made a poor choice for their champion.
[to his commanding officer]
Red Skull
Pity him! He is like a child!
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Red Skull
[the Red Skull grabs Captain America]
Where is the pen of my aunt? The pen of my aunt is on the table? Am I saying that right, American? I want good English to speak when I am getting to New York!
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Red Skull
Where is the big bomb going? The big bomb is going to the... how you say Casa Bianca? No, don't tell me. I know, it's... White House. A present for President Roosevelt. Tell me, do you think I could be President of the United States?
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Red Skull
You are a perfect symbol of America, my brother. Weak, and full of self-pity. You have even failed to teach me English. But... I am much practicing while you sleep.
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Captain America
[Grabs the Red Skull's wrist while strapped to the missile]
Two can travel cheaply as one you sick bastard! Stop the launch! Stop it or I'm taking you with me!
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Captain America
Gee whiz, we gotta get going, Mr. President.
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