Spider-Man Movie Quotes
Uncle Ben
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
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[last lines]
Peter Parker
[voiceover]
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
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Peter Parker
You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson
I trust my barber.
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Mary Jane
Has he mentioned me?
Peter Parker
Yeah.
Mary Jane
What'd he say?
Peter Parker
Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.
Mary Jane
And what did you say?
Peter Parker
I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."
Mary Jane
You said that?
Peter Parker
Well, something like that.
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[trying to learn how to shoot a web]
Spider-Man
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
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Wrestling Promoter
[after Peter lets an armed man escape with a bag full of cash]
You coulda taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with *my* money!
Peter Parker
I missed the part where that's my problem.
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Green Goblin
[singing]
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout... down came the Goblin, and took the Spider out!
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Green Goblin
[lands in front of Spider-Man on a rooftop]
Wake up, little spider, wake up. No, you're not dead... yet. Just paralysed - temporarily. You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different.
Spider-Man
I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin
Well... to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero... is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
Spider-Man
Because it's right.
Green Goblin
[slaps Spider-Man on the head]
Here's the real truth: there are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional.
[leans in and grabs Spider-Man's neck]
Green Goblin
I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?
[jumps on the glider]
Green Goblin
Think about it, hero!
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Norman Osborn
Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.
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Green Goblin
[the Green Goblin has just pummeled Spider-Man]
Misery, misery, misery - that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.
[Green Goblin continues to beat Spider-Man]
Green Goblin
You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would've been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice... and slow. MJ and I... we're gonna have a hell of a time!
[Green Goblin lunges forward, but Spider-Man blocks and pushes him into a brick wall]
[Green Goblin takes off his mask, revealing Norman Osborn]
Spider-Man
Mr. Osborn...
Norman Osborn
Oh, Peter, thank God for you...
Spider-Man
You killed those people on that balcony!
Norman Osborn
The Goblin killed, I had nothing to do with it! Don't, don't let him take me again! I beg you, protect me!
Spider-Man
You tried to kill Aunt May, you tried to kill Mary Jane...
Norman Osborn
But not you. I tried to stop it, but I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt you.
[Norman discreetly pushes a button on his suit and the glider rises]
Norman Osborn
I knew from the beginning. If anything happened to me, it, it was you I could count on. You, Peter Parker, would save me, and so you have. Thank God for you.
[Norman rises up]
Norman Osborn
Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in you. I've been like a father to you... be a son to me now.
Spider-Man
I have a father. His name was Ben Parker.
Green Goblin
Godspeed, Spider-Man!
[warned by spider-sense, Spider-Man back-flips over the oncoming glider]
Norman Osborn
Oh.
[the glider impales Norman]
Norman Osborn
Peter... don't tell Harry.
[dies]
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Peter Parker
Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
J. Jonah Jameson
It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
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[first lines]
Peter Parker
[voiceover]
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. But let me assure you: This, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl. That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.
[referring to Flash Thompson sitting next to her]
Peter Parker
I'd like to say that's me sitting next to her.
[referring to an overweight kid in front of them messily eating a jelly doughnut]
Peter Parker
Aw, heck, I'd even take him.
[he and the other kids see a nerdy Peter running along the bus, asking to stop]
Peter Parker
That's me.
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Aunt May
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us...
[the Green Goblin bursts through the window]
Aunt May
FROM EVIL!
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[from trailer]
Peter Parker
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
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Ring Announcer
[on the microphone, announcing to the audience as he walks backwards up the ramp to where Peter is standing behind the curtain]
Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Bonesaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to...
[gets off the microphone and asks Peter]
Ring Announcer
What's your name, kid?
Peter Parker
The Human Spider.
Ring Announcer
The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
Peter Parker
Yeah.
Ring Announcer
Oh, that sucks.
[gets back on the microphone]
Ring Announcer
The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!
[the audience cheers]
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Peter Parker
Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May
You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.
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[as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man]
New Yorker on Bridge
Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge
Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
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Mary Jane
You're amazing.
Spider-Man
Some people don't think so...
Mary Jane
But you are.
Spider-Man
Nice to have a fan...
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Mary Jane
Who are you?
Spider-Man
You know who I am.
Mary Jane
I do?
Spider-Man
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Green Goblin
Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children? Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded!
Spider-Man
Don't do it Goblin!
Green Goblin
We are who we choose to be... now, *choose*!
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[talking about Uncle Ben]
Peter Parker
I can't help thinking about... the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.
Aunt May
You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.
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Bonesaw McGraw
Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!
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J. Jonah Jameson
[about Peter's pictures of Spider-Man]
They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.
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[Norman hears the Green Goblin cackling]
Norman Osborn
Is somebody there?
Norman Osborn
Who are you?
Green Goblin
Don't play the innocent with ME - you've known all along!
Norman Osborn
Where are you?
Green Goblin
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine...
[Norman looks widely among his collection of tribal masks for the source of the voice]
[Norman turns and confronts his reflection in a mirror]
Norman Osborn
I... I don't understand...
Green Goblin
Did you think it was coincidence - so many good things happening for you, all for you, Norman?
[he drains Norman's glass and hurls it away]
Norman Osborn
What do you want?
Green Goblin
To say what you won't, to do what you can't - to *remove* those in your way...
[He holds up a newspaper, which Norman examines. The main headlines describe the murder of the Oscorp Board of Governors at the hands of the Green Goblin]
Norman Osborn
The Board Members - you killed them!
Green Goblin
WE killed them!
Norman Osborn
We?
Green Goblin
Remember? Your little "accident" in the laboratory...?
Norman Osborn
The performance enhancers...
Green Goblin
Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams, and it's only the beginning. There is only one who could stop us - or, imagine if he joined us?
[as Norman watches in terror, the Goblin bares his teeth in an utterly manic grin and laughs evilly]
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[On the morning after Peter gets bitten]
Aunt May
Feeling better this morning? Any change?
Peter Parker
Change? Yep. BIG change.
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Wrestling Promoter
[after he gives Peter $100 for winning a wrestling tournament]
Now get outta here.
Peter Parker
A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000.
Wrestling Promoter
Check it again, web head. It said three grand for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that, I give you 100, and you're lucky to get that.
Peter Parker
I need that money.
Wrestling Promoter
I missed the part where that's my problem.
[Peter leaves with the $100 bill and a carjacker enters with an empty bag and throws it at the promoter]
Wrestling Promoter
Hey, what the hell...?
[hits the promoter hard with his pistol, puts all the money in the bag, and runs out]
Wrestling Promoter
HEY! HE STOLE THE GATE!
Wrestling Arena Guard
STOP THAT GUY!
Wrestling Promoter
STOP HIM! HE'S GOT MY MONEY!
[the carjacker quickly enters the elevator that Peter was about to use]
[the elevator doors close]
Wrestling Arena Guard
What the hell's the matter with you? You let him go!
[to the other cops]
Wrestling Arena Guard
Cut him off from the lobby and call the cops!
Wrestling Promoter
You could've taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with *my* money!
Peter Parker
I missed the part where that's my problem.
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[the Goblin crashes through the Daily Bugle office]
Green Goblin
[grabbing Jameson by the throat]
Jameson you slime! Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider-Man?
J. Jonah Jameson
I don't know who he is! His stuff comes in the mail!
Green Goblin
YOU'RE LYING!
J. Jonah Jameson
I swear!
Green Goblin
He's the one who can take me to him!
J. Jonah Jameson
I don't know who he is!
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Green Goblin
Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him.
Norman Osborn
I can't.
Green Goblin
Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated.
Norman Osborn
What do I do?
Green Goblin
Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead.
Norman Osborn
Yes?
Green Goblin
And then grant his wish.
Norman Osborn
But how?
Green Goblin
The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Norman Osborn
TELL ME HOW!
Green Goblin
The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!
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Green Goblin
Oh.
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Uncle Ben
I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...
Peter Parker
Then stop pretending to be!
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[upon inspecting Peter Parker's bedroom]
Norman Osborn
A bit of a slob, isn't he?
Aunt May
All brilliant men are.
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[as Flash Thompson tries to beat up Peter Parker in school]
Mary Jane
Help him, Harry!
[one of Flash's buddies tries to tackle Peter from behind, Peter senses it and jumps, flipping over backward and landing on his feet]
Harry Osborn
Which one?
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Uncle Ben
[changing a light bulb]
And the Lord said, "Let there be light." And voilà! There is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it.
Aunt May
Good boy. God will be thrilled, just don't fall on your ass.
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Green Goblin
Back to formula?
[He then ruthlessly hurls Dr. Stromm through the glass window of the chamber landing in a shelf of chemicals and leaps after him, baring his teeth]
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Norman Osborn
I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now.
Peter Parker
I have a father, his name was Ben Parker.
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Peter Parker
I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.
Mary Jane
Only a friend, Peter Parker?
Peter Parker
That's all I have to give...
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Mary Jane
I wanna... act. On stage.
Peter Parker
Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
Mary Jane
Really?
Peter Parker
Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
Mary Jane
Peter, that was first grade.
Peter Parker
Well, even so...
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Cop at Fire
[at a burning building, a cop approaches Spider-Man]
Hold it right here, you're under arrest! I'm taking you in!
Young Lady at Fire
[a scream is heard in the building]
There's somebody still up there!
Spider-Man
I'm going.
Cop at Fire
I'll be here when you get back.
Spider-Man
Not coming back, chief.
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Norman Osborn
As of today, Oscorp Industries has surpassed Quest Aerospace as the principal supplier to the United States Military. In short, ladies and gentlemen of the board: costs are down, revenues are up... and our stock has never been higher.
Henry Balkan
Wonderful news, Norman. Wonderful. In fact, it's the reason for selling the company.
Norman Osborn
What?
Henry Balkan
Yes, Quest Aerospace is recapitalizing in the wake of the bombing; expanding. They made a tender offer we can't ignore.
Norman Osborn
Why wasn't I told?
Henry Balkan
The last thing they want is a power struggle with entrenched management.
Maximilian Fargas
The deal is off if you come with it. The board expects your resignation in thirty days.
Norman Osborn
Oh, you can't do this to me... I-I started this company!
[irate]
Norman Osborn
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?
[calms]
Norman Osborn
Oh, Max, please!
Maximilian Fargas
Norman, the board is unanimous. We're announcing the sale after the World Unity Festival. I'm sorry.
Henry Balkan
You're out, Norman.
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[in Aunt May's hospital room]
Aunt May
Go home dear, you look awful.
Peter Parker
And you look beautiful...
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J. Jonah Jameson
He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous.
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J. Jonah Jameson
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
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Flash's Crony
Or what?
Flash Thompson
Or his father will fire your father!
[they laugh]
Flash Thompson
What's daddy gonna do, sue me?
Teacher
What is going on? The next person who talks will fail this course, I kid you not.
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[in Aunt May's hospital room]
Peter Parker
[relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man]
I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
Mary Jane
You said that?
Peter Parker
Oh, something like that...
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Flash Thompson
Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?
Mary Jane
Flash, it was just an accident!
Flash Thompson
My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.
Mary Jane
C'mon, Flash, stop!
Peter Parker
I don't want to fight you, Flash.
Flash Thompson
I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.
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Uncle Ben
Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age.
Peter Parker
No. Not exactly.
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Hoffman
Mr. Jameson they are very important clients, they can't wait.
J. Jonah Jameson
They're about to.
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Norman Osborn
[to Peter]
Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Hoffman
We've got a page six problem.
J. Jonah Jameson
We've got a page one problem, shut up.
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Aunt May
You won't have a bite?
Peter Parker
No thanks. Had a bite.
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[to J. Jonah Jameson]
Spider-Man
Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
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[as Peter Parker confronts the carjacker who just murdered Uncle Ben]
Carjacker
Don't hurt me. Just give me a chance. Just give me a chance!
Peter Parker
What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance? Did you? ANSWER ME!
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Bonesaw McGraw
What're ya doin' up there?
Spider-Man
Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
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Norman Osborn
[at Peter's graduation]
I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new.
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J. Jonah Jameson
No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you have a job. *Meat*. I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. It's the best I can do - get out of here.
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Green Goblin
The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail.
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Uncle Ben
This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn't give you the right to. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
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Miss Brant
Welcome to the Daily Bugle.
Peter Parker
Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.
Miss Brant
Yes, I can see that.
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Bonesaw McGraw
Bonesaw is READY!
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J. Jonah Jameson
Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on MY front page?
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Green Goblin
Godspeed, Spider-Man.
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Green Goblin
Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice and slow.
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Green Goblin
M.J. and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time.
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Tour Guide
In this lab we have fifteen genetically enhanced super spiders.
Mary Jane
There's fourteen. One's missing.
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[after Mary Jane's audition]
Mary Jane
So you just came by?
Peter Parker
I was in the neighborhood...
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Peter Parker
Hey, it's me again!
Mary Jane
Hey!
Peter Parker
How was your audition?
Mary Jane
How'd you know?
Peter Parker
The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me.
Mary Jane
So you just came by?
Peter Parker
I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face. I took three buses and a cab to *get* in the neighborhood, but... So how'd it go?
Mary Jane
[wryly]
Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A *soap opera* told me I needed acting lessons.
Peter Parker
Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents.
[pause]
Mary Jane
Come with us.
Peter Parker
No thanks. How's it going with...
[Mary Jane looks down]
Peter Parker
Never mind, it's none of my business.
Mary Jane
It's not? Why so interested?
Peter Parker
I'm not.
Mary Jane
You're not?
Peter Parker
Well... Why would I be?
Mary Jane
Sorry you won't come with us. I better run, Tiger.
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Maximilian Fargas
Norman, the board is unanimous. We're announcing the sale after the World Unity Festival. I'm sorry.
Henry Balkan
You're out, Norman.
Norman Osborn
Am I?
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[Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane]
Mary Jane
Don't make me look ugly.
Peter Parker
That's impossible.
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Peter Parker
[from trailer]
Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? If someone told you I was just your average ordinary guy without a care in the world, somebody lied. Truth is it wasn't always like this. There was a time when life was a lot less complicated.
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[talking about the web-crawler]
Surly Truck Driver
He stinks and I don't like him.
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[Harry arrives at his home, but hears a strange cackling laugh]
Harry Osborn
Hello?
[Harry slowly walks up the stairs and rounds a corner]
Harry Osborn
Dad!
[Harry turns to leave]
Norman Osborn
Harry... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that I haven't been much of a father to you.
Harry Osborn
It's okay. You're a busy man.
Norman Osborn
That's no excuse.
[he takes a slightly surprised and confused Harry in his arms and holds him for one long, precious moment]
Norman Osborn
Take care of yourself, son. Don't make the same mistake I did.
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Peter Parker
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism.
Harry Osborn
Peter, what possibly makes you think I would want to know that?
Peter Parker
Who wouldn't?
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Subway Guitarist
[singing]
Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug, but we should all just give him one big hug... a-look out, hooo! Here comes the Spider-Man...
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Norman Osborn
Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.
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Mary Jane
Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.
Harry Osborn
You heard?
Mary Jane
Everyone heard that creep.
Harry Osborn
That creep is my father, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!
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Norman Osborn
They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.
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[In the burning building]
Green Goblin
You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
Spider-Man
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
Green Goblin
Wrong answer.
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Mary Jane
What do you see coming for you?
Peter Parker
I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before.
Mary Jane
And... what for me?
Peter Parker
For you? You're gonna light up Broadway.
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[in Aunt May's hospital room, talking about Mary Jane]
Peter Parker
Well, Harry's in love with her. She's still his girl.
Aunt May
Isn't that up to her?
Peter Parker
She doesn't really know who I am.
Aunt May
Because you won't let her. You're so mysterious all the time. Tell me, would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else KNOWS...
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J. Jonah Jameson
Hoffman, run down to the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it.
Hoffman
How about "Green Meanie"?
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Peter Parker
No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.
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Green Goblin
You've spun your last web, Spider-Man.
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Green Goblin
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.
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Mary Jane
He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.
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J. Jonah Jameson
[describing a headline]
"Spider-Man, Hero or Menace? Exclusive Daily Bugle Photos".
Peter Parker
Menace? He was protecting that armored truck...
J. Jonah Jameson
Tell you what Atticus, you take the pictures, I'll make up the headlines! Ok? Is that ok with you?
Peter Parker
Yes sir.
J. Jonah Jameson
Goody.
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[Spider-Man takes Norman Osborn's body to his home and places him on his bed. Unfortunately, Harry discovers him...]
Harry Osborn
What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
[He grabs a gun from a drawer, but finds Spider-Man gone...]
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Spider-Man
You have a knack for getting in trouble.
Mary Jane
You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
Spider-Man
I was in the neighborhood...
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[returning for Thanksgiving dinner]
Peter Parker
Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
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Harry Osborn
What the hell was that?
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Peter Parker
Can I take your picture for the school paper?
Mary Jane
Sure.
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J. Jonah Jameson
What are you, his lawyer? Get out of here, let him sue me! Get rich like a normal person!
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Teacher
[after spotting Harry talking with Mary Jane]
You were talking throughout that woman's entire presentation, let's go talk about how we listen.
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Flash's Crony
Jesus, Parker, you are a freak
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Harry Osborn
Peter, I'd like to introduce you to my father, Norman Osborn.
Peter Parker
It's an honor to meet you, Sir.
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Green Goblin
I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.
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[talking about Spider-Man]
Punk Rock Girl
Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.
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Green Goblin
Can Spider-Man come out to play?
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Green Goblin
We'll meet again, Spider-Man!
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Uncle Ben
Peter... these are the years when a man changes into the man he's gonna become for the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into.
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Aunt May
Peter, are you alright?
Peter Parker
I'm fine.
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Aunt May
You know, you were about six years old when Mary Jane's family moved in next door. And when she got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time, you grabbed me and you said, "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that an angel?"
Peter Parker
Gee, did I really say that?
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Spider-Man
I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin
Well... to each his own.
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Norman Osborn
A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
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Peter Parker
Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world, then somebody lied.
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Green Goblin
[Norman has just taken an experimental strength enhancement and appears unconscious in the chamber. His assistant tries to revive him. Suddenly Norman wakes up and grabs his assistant by the neck. A dangerous, insane whisper]
Back to formula.
[as Green Goblin, Norman throws his assistant into a glass window. He springs out of the chamber, his face contorted into a criminally insane smile]
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Green Goblin
[grabbing Jameson by the throat]
Jameson, you slime! Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider-Man?
J. Jonah Jameson
I don't know who he is. His stuff comes in the mail...
Green Goblin
YOU'RE LYING!
J. Jonah Jameson
I swear!
Green Goblin
He's the one who can bring me to him.
J. Jonah Jameson
I don't know who he is!
Spider-Man
Set him down, tough guy.
Green Goblin
Speak of the devil!
J. Jonah Jameson
Spider-Man! I knew you two were in this together! I...
[Spider-Man plasters his web over Jameson's mouth]
Spider-Man
Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?
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Green Goblin
No one says no to me!
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Harry Osborn
One day Spider-Man will pay. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay.
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Peter Parker
You know Harry... doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth.
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New Yorker on Bridge
[the people on the bridge are throwing things at the Green Goblin to stop him from hurting Spider-Man]
Come on up here, dumb guy! I got a little something for ya!
New Yorker on Bridge
We ought to kick your freaking ass!
New Yorker on Bridge
Leave Spider-Man alone! You gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge
Oh, yeah I got something for you here! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!
[Spider-Man successfully lowers Mary Jane and the tram car onto the barge boat. The people on the bridge cheer for him, but Mary Jane sees the Goblin flying toward him]
Mary Jane
Spider-Man, watch out!
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Peter Parker
Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.
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[as Peter enters the wrestling ring, he sees an injured wrestler being loaded onto a stretcher after fighting Bonesaw]
Injured Wrestler
[in pain] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY LEGS! OH, GOD. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
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Mary Jane
I better run, tiger.
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Peter Parker
How was your audition?
Mary Jane
How did you know?
Peter Parker
Hotline... your mom, told my aunt, told me...
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Norman Osborn
What do you want?
Green Goblin
To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way.
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Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson
We sold out four printings.
J. Jonah Jameson
Sold out?
Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson
Every copy.
J. Jonah Jameson
Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time...
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Peter Parker
I can't... tell you... everything; I mean, there's so much to tell...
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Peter Parker
Mr. Osborn!
Norman Osborn
Peter! Thank God for you!
Peter Parker
You killed those people on that balcony.
Norman Osborn
The Goblin killed them! I had nothing to do with it!
Peter Parker
You tried to kill Aunt May. You tried to kill Mary Jane.
Norman Osborn
But not you.
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Mary Jane
They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.
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Norman Osborn
I am going to rectify certain inequities.
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Peter Parker
[talking to M.J]
I was in the neighborhood. I needed to see a friendly face. I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood, but...
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Aunt May
[Peter breaks a lamp in his room trying to practice his web shots]
[Behind door]
Aunt May
Peter?
[Peter opens door barely to hide webs in his room]
Aunt May
What's - what's going on in there?
Peter Parker
I'm excercising. I'm not dressed Aunt May.
Aunt May
Well... you're acting so strangely Peter...
Peter Parker
Ok... thanks.
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[after seeing thugs attempting to harass Mary Jane, Spider-Man quickly pulls them off her with his web. He jumps down and starts battling the thugs, punching one in the face and backhand punching two others into the windows of a building. He lifts the last thug up, then drops him to the ground. He flees into an alley when he sees Mary Jane approaching, because he doesn't have his mask on]
Mary Jane
Wait!
[she walks into the alley, not noticing Spider-Man hanging upside down behind her, with his mask on this time]
Spider-Man
You have a knack for getting in trouble.
[she gasps and spins around, but then she laughs]
Mary Jane
*You* have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
Spider-Man
I was in the neighborhood.
Mary Jane
You are... amazing.
Spider-Man
Some people don't think so.
Mary Jane
But you are.
Spider-Man
Nice to have a fan.
Mary Jane
Do I get to say thank you this time?
[she reaches for his mask]
Spider-Man
Wait.
[she pauses for a moment, then pulls his mask down enough so that his mouth is exposed. She leans in slowly, then engages in a passionate kiss with him for a long moment. She then pulls his mask back up all the way. Spider-Man then shoots a web upward and web-swings away, leaving Mary Jane standing in the rain and smiling happily]
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[Spider-Man jumps on the parade balloons, trying to reach Mary Jane. Just as he makes the jump, the Green Goblin smacks him into the side of the building with the glider. He grabs Spider-Man's head and smacks him into the broken window over and over again until Spider-Man starts punching him back. The Goblin punches him off the glider and onto the balcony above Mary Jane]
[the Goblin turns his glider around to attack]
[Spider-Man shoots web in the Goblin's face and then flips back and rips wires out from his glider, sending it flying out of control]
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Harry Osborn
Where do you go all the time?
Peter Parker
Around...
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Mary Jane
Harry, relax!
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J. Jonah Jameson
I resent that slander is spoken in print its libal.
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Peter Parker
You were *awesome* in all the school plays!
Mary Jane Watson
Really?
Peter Parker
Yeah! I cried like a *baby* when you played Cinderella.
Mary Jane Watson
Peter, that was first grade.
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[Peter is registering to fight Bone Saw McGraw]
Peter Parker
No, no - sign me up.
Check-In Girl
Okay. You understand the NYWL is not responsible for any injury you may and *probably* will sustain while participating in said event, and you are indeed participating under your own free will?
Peter Parker
Yes.
Check-In Girl
Down the hall, to the ramp. May God be with you. Next!
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Green Goblin
God's speed spider-man!
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Mary Jane
Do I get to say thank you this time?
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