The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Movie Quotes
Sheriff Hoyt
[after shooting the sheriff of a small town]
Damn, I just killed the entire police department!
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Tea Lady
I just can't stop eating those little chocolates. They are soo good!
Luda Mae
I put coconut in them!
Tea Lady
Oh sweet Jesus!
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Dean
[Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him]
You motherfucker! Now, lets see what kind of soldier you are sheriff.
[Hits his head into the ground]
Dean
One! That was beautiful form sheriff!
[Smashes his head into the ground more]
Dean
Two! Halfway doesn't count dick head.
[Smashes his head again]
Dean
Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fucking got
[Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground]
Dean
You killed my girlfriend! Fuck you asshole, Fuck YOU! -
[pause]
Dean
My money says your not goin' anywhere.
[Hits his head into the ground once more, Charlie spits out blood and teeth, Dean then hears the sound of the Chainsaw]
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Sheriff Hoyt
[after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time]
I like your new face.
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Chrissie
[Charlie, or "Hoyt" finishes saying grace]
I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table...
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Chrissie
Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Sheriff Hoyt
You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, thats what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you!
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[last lines]
Narrator
From 1969 to 1973, the Hewitt family murdered thirty-three people across the state of Texas. To this day, it is universally considered the most notorious and brutally sadistic killing spree in the annals of American history: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Sheriff Hoyt
[to Eric]
You don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.
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Chrissie
Why are you doing this?
Sheriff Hoyt
No talking untill i've said grace, asshole.
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Sheriff Hoyt
People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did.
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Sheriff Hoyt
Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone... Get it done.
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[from trailer]
Sheriff Hoyt
See whatcha did boy?
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Chrissie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Chrissie
Tell me something, Do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?
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Sheriff Hoyt
[after shooting the Sheriff]
Holy Shit! I just killed the whole fucking Sheriff's department... wonder what that felt like?
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Bailey
I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.
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Sheriff Hoyt
[Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface]
Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!
[Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]
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Sheriff Hoyt
Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae
What are you goona do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt
Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]
Monty
AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt
Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!
Luda Mae
No No!
Monty
AAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Cuts off other leg clean]
Luda Mae
What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt
You know, jus' to balance things out.
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Sheriff Winston
[about tom aka Leatherface]
You raised that retard right, you and me, we aint takin' this drive right now.
Sheriff Hoyt
He aint retarded, he's misunderstood.
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[seeing Baby Thomas aka Baby Leatherface for the first time]
Young Luda Mae
Isn't he beautiful?
Sheriff Hoyt
That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.
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[Monty is urinating]
Monty
You little bastard, I know you got more in there.
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Sheriff Hoyt
We're on our own tonight people... and alone, we shall rise above it all!
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Sheriff Hoyt
Ask after grace, asshole.
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Holden
I'm looking for the girl.
Sheriff Hoyt
The girl? She's right there.
[Points to Bailey]
Holden
That's not her.
Sheriff Hoyt
Well if that's not the girl then... oh I don't think you wanna see the other one.
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Chrissie
Do you just fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
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Sloane
Boss, I need a bathroom break.
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Sheriff Hoyt
There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.
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Sloane
Please, dear lord no!
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Sheriff Hoyt
Get her in there! I think you like wasting my time blondie!
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Sheriff Winston
I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"
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Sheriff Hoyt
As long as we stick t'geth'r th'ain't nuthin' we can't handle!
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Bailey
We're going on a road trip!
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Bailey
This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.
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Chrissie
What are you doing?
Eric
Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.
Chrissie
Catch who?
Eric
Gooks in the swamp.
Chrissie
Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!
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Sheriff Hoyt
My money says he aint going nowhere
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Alex
[points her shotgun at Eric]
Wow, man, I am impressed. Y'all are tougher than I thought.
Alex
[chuckles]
Oh... everything. How about we get this robbery thing out of the way, huh?
[points her shotgun at Dean and Bailey in the jeep, Sheriff Hoyt's car arrives and pulls up at the scene]
Alex
[quietly]
Fuck.
[to Eric]
Alex
You play along, and I won't have to kill this fucking cop or you.
[walks up to the Sheriff's car]
Alex
Get up!
[Eric gets up as Hoyt exits the car with a shotgun and approaches Alex]
Alex
I'm glad you're here, officer.
Sheriff Hoyt
Oh, I just bet you are.
[shoots Alex dead]
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