Grabbers 2012 - Movie Quotes

Garda Lisa Nolan You're drunk.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea No, I'm not. No.

Garda Lisa Nolan Is that right?

[Ciarán chuckles]

Garda Lisa Nolan Say the alphabet backwards for me.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Em... Zed... Et cetera.

Garda Lisa Nolan I hope you're not driving.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea No. I'm taking Johnny's horse. Yah.

Garda Lisa Nolan You're going to ride a horse while intoxicated?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Yeah, so? The horse is sober.

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea What killed him, Jim?

Dr. Jim Gleeson The fact that he's just a head. You bring me someone with a head cold or a headache and I could do something, but you bring me just a head and you're taking the piss. Jesus, they could bury him in a shoe box.

Garda Lisa Nolan Doctor, we need to know.

Dr. Jim Gleeson He was mauled in some way by some... animal or... something. I dunno. A tiger?

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea [Touching the seemingly dead alien species] It's dead, right?

Dr. Adam Smith Ummm, I'm not sure.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea [Moves away cautiously] You're not what?

Dr. Adam Smith Basic tests I've done so far have shown up nothing usual or normal. It is beyond mystifying. I mean, really, I can't be sure without opening it up.

Paddy Barrett [Swiftly beats it with a stick; it doesn't move] Ah... Tis dead.

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Garda Lisa Nolan It's always the quiet places where the mad shit happens.

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Garda Lisa Nolan Looks like it should be nice out.

Una Maher Ah, there's a storm coming.

Garda Lisa Nolan Oh? Really?

Una Maher Mmm.

Garda Lisa Nolan Are the gulls flying low or something?

Una Maher No, it was on the telly.

[gestures to TV weather forecast]

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Dr. Adam Smith I need a photograph with it for National Geographic! And Facebook.

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea [pours pure alcohol down the mouth of the main grabber] Sláinte.

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Brian Maher You bring potcheen into my bar?

Paddy Barrett A bird never flew on one wing.

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Garda Lisa Nolan Get away from him, you cuuuuuunt!

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Tadhg Murphy 'Tis no feckin' lobster!

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Garda Lisa Nolan What is that thing?

Dr. Adam Smith I haven't a clue. I've never seen anything like it before. It's a completely foreign species. I can't even begin to originate or class it.

Paddy Barrett A "grabber."

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Una Maher You're throwing a party?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Yeah.

Una Maher Why?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Who needs a reason to have a laugh, ha-ha-ha?

Garda Lisa Nolan [slurring] It's a welcome party for me.

Una Maher Welcome party? But you're leaving in a fortnight.

Garda Lisa Nolan So it's a goodbye party, whatever.

Una Maher You only just got here.

Garda Lisa Nolan [slurring, to O'Shea] What's her problem?

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Garda Ciarán O'Shea What is it, Paddy?

Paddy Barrett Wouldn't you like to know?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Not really, no.

Paddy Barrett You would, though.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea No, not really.

Paddy Barrett You would. If you were to know what I know, you'd want to know.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea All right, tell us then.

Paddy Barrett [leans in] Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don't believe me?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Not a bit.

Paddy Barrett I am no liar.

Brian Maher Ha!

Paddy Barrett Feck off, you!

Garda Ciarán O'Shea All right, where is it?

Paddy Barrett In me bathtub.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea In your bathtub.

Paddy Barrett Having a bath.

[Paddy laughs]

Garda Ciarán O'Shea Goodnight, Paddy.

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