King George VI
All that... work... down the drain. My own... b... brother, I couldn't say a single w-word to him in reply.
Lionel Logue
Why do you stammer so much more with David than you ever do with me?
King George VI
'Cos you're b... bloody well paid to listen.
Lionel Logue
Bertie, I'm not a geisha girl.
King George VI
Stop trying to be so bloody clever.
Lionel Logue
What is it about David that stops you speaking?
King George VI
What is it about you that bloody well makes you want to go on about it the whole bloody time?
Lionel Logue
Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
King George VI
Oh, bugger off!
Lionel Logue
Is that the best you can do?
King George VI
[like an elocution lesson]
Well... bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.
Lionel Logue
Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
King George VI
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Lionel Logue
Yes!
King George VI
Shit!
Lionel Logue
Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
King George VI
Because I'm angry!
Lionel Logue
Do you know the f-word?
King George VI
F... f... fornication?
Lionel Logue
Oh, Bertie.
King George VI
Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!
Lionel Logue
Yes...
King George VI
Balls, balls...
Lionel Logue
...you see, not a hesitation!
King George VI
...fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits.