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Melancholia Movie Quotes

Justine The earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Claire What?
Justine Nobody will miss it.
Claire But where would Leo grow?
Justine All I know is, life on earth is evil.
Claire Then maybe life somewhere else.
Justine But there isn't.
Claire How do you know?
Justine Because I know things.
Claire Oh yes, you always imagined you did.
Justine I know we're alone.
Claire I don't think you know that at all.
Justine 678. The bean lottery. Nobody guessed the amount of beans in the bottle.
Claire No, that's right.
Justine But I know. 678.
Claire Well, perhaps. But what does that prove?
Justine That I know things. And when I say we're alone, we're alone. Life is only on earth, and not for long.
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Justine I smile and smile and smile...
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Wedding planner She ruined my wedding! I will not look at her!
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[last lines]
Justine [to Leo and Claire as Melancholia approaches] Hold my hand. Close your eyes.
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Michael This could have been a lot different.
Justine Yes. But, Michael... what did you expect?
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John Gaby, I'm sorry to disturb you, but we're ready to cut the cake.
Gaby [behind the bathroom door] When Justine took her first crap on the potty, I wasn't there. When she had her first sexual intercourse, I wasn't there. So give me a break, please, with all your fucking rituals.
Gaby [behind the bathroom door] When Justine took her first crap on the potty, I wasn't there. When she had her first sexual intercourse, I wasn't there. So give me a break, please, with all your fucking rituals.
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John You'd better be goddamn happy.
Justine Yes, I should be. I really should be.
John Do you have any idea how much this party cost me? A ballpark figure?
Justine No. I don't. Should I?
John Yes, I think you should. A great deal of money. A huge amount of money. In fact for most people, an arm and a leg.
Justine I hope you feel it's well spent.
John Well, that depends whether or not we have a deal.
Justine A deal?
John Yes, a deal. That you be happy.
Justine Yes, of course. Of course we have a deal.
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John Those bitches have locked themselves in their bedrooms and now they're taking a bath. Is everybody in your family stark raving mad?
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[crying into her meatloaf]
Justine It tastes like ashes!
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Justine But I tried, Claire.
Claire You did. I know you did.
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Gaby I myself hate marriages. Especially when they involve some of my closest family members.
Gaby I myself hate marriages. Especially when they involve some of my closest family members.
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Justine You want us to gather on your terrace, to sing a song, have a glass of wine, the three of us?
Claire Yes. That would make me happy.
Justine Do you know what I think of your plan?
Claire No. I was hoping that you might like it.
Justine I think it's a piece of shit.
Claire Justine. please. I just want it to be nice.
Justine Nice? Why don't we meet on the fuckin' toilet?
Claire Then, let's not.
Justine You're damn right let's not!
Claire Sometimes I hate you so much, Justine.
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Justine I'm trudging through this grey wooly yawn. It's curling into my legs, it's really heavy to drag alone.
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Justine I was just thinking - what if instead we try and sell you to the public, Jack? Well then, surprisingly, I'd arrive right back where I started from - at nothing.
Tim "Nothing." It's not such a bad tagline, Jack.
Jack Would my newly pledged A.D. please expand a little on her thoughts of the tagline?
Justine Nothing is too much for you, Jack. I hate you and your firm so deeply I couldn't find the words to describe it. You are a despicable power-hungry little man, Jack.
Jack Is that a resignation? Because they aren't too many jobs out there, I tell you.
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Leo Dad says there's nothing to do then. Nowhere to hide.
Justine If your dad said that, then he's forgotten about something. He's forgotten about the magic cave.
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Leo [reading] It is a planet that has been hiding behind the Sun. Now it passes by us. It's called flyby.
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Tim The way I see it, you're now short of a boss and a husband, could I, in all humility, offer my services? You have the ideas. I have the head for business. We could be the perfect couple. We've had good sex.
Justine I don't think that's a very good idea.
Tim No. No.
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Justine I'm frightened, Mom. I have trouble walking properly.
Gaby You can still wobble, I see. So just wobble the hell out of here. Stop dreaming, Justine.
Gaby You can still wobble, I see. So just wobble the hell out of here. Stop dreaming, Justine.
Justine I'm scared.
Gaby We all are, sweetie. Just forget it. Get the hell out of here.
Gaby We all are, sweetie. Just forget it. Get the hell out of here.
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Claire I really hate you sometimes, Justine...
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Jack Too bad about Tim.
Justine What about Tim?
Jack That he got fired. he didn't last many hours in the business, but then again, it's a rather unpredictable one. You're a king one day and beggar the next.
[to Tim]
Jack So, you go right back to wherever you came from, right, buddy?
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Michael Sir. Eh...
[looking backward]
Michael Yeah, you're good. You can back up a little more, if you want. I think you need the... I think you need that extra...
Justine [laughing] I don't think he can hear you.
Michael Sir. Sir, can you hear me up there?
[fiddling with controls]
Michael Do you copy, sailor? He's in a different county, I think that's...
Justine [laughing]
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Claire Be happy, please. If I dare, you can do it.
Justine I'm happy you're happy.
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John I would like to raise a toast. To life.
Claire To life? What do you mean, to life? You said it was going to be okay.
John Well, there was no sense in alarming everybody.
Claire So, you're saying that our lives were in danger?
John No, I was saying - No. I was saying that when dealing with science and calculations of this magnitude, you have to account for a margin of error. That's all - that's all I'm saying.
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John Melancholia is just gonna pass right in front of us. And it's gonna be the most beautiful sight ever.
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John Tomorrow evening Melancholia will pass us by and you'll never have to see it again, okay?
Claire So it won't hit us?
John Not a chance.
Claire What if your scientists have miscalculated?
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Claire Justine, come and have a bath.
Justine I've had a bath.
Claire Really?
Justine Yes. I'm very clean.
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John Are you frightened?
Claire No. It looks - it looks friendly.
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John Sweetheart, it's time to wake up.
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Michael You're not even looking!
Justine I can see it's not lookin' good.
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Gaby Justine, would you mind slapping your father for me hard, please.
Gaby Justine, would you mind slapping your father for me hard, please.
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Dexter I'm just a little confused what with all the Bettys at my table
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Justine I'm his mistress. I'm the only one who can ride him.
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Wedding planner Where is the bride?
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