GoldenEye Movie Quotes
M
You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts.
James Bond
The thought had occurred to me.
M
Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.
James Bond
Point taken.
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James Bond
Are these pictures live?
M
Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.
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[Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget]
Q
Don't touch that! It's my lunch!
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[repeated line]
Boris Grishenko
I am invincible!
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James Bond
No. For me.
[lets Trevelyan go]
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Jack Wade
Jack Wade, CIA.
James Bond
James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.
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[Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive pen]
Q
Don't say it...
James Bond
The writing is on the wall.
Q
Along with the rest of him.
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Alec Trevelyan
We're both orphans, James. But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife.
James Bond
Hence Janus. The two-faced Roman god come to life.
Alec Trevelyan
It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six.
James Bond
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
Alec Trevelyan
No. You were supposed to die for me.
[pause]
Alec Trevelyan
And, by the way, I did think about asking you to join my little scheme but somehow I knew, 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to his friend.
[louder]
Alec Trevelyan
Closing time, James! Last call.
[Bond raises his gun to kill Alec but is tranquilized by a sniper]
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Alec Trevelyan
In 16 minutes and 43 sec - in 42 seconds, the United Kingdom will reenter the stone age.
James Bond
A worldwide financial meltdown. And all so mad little Alec can settle a score with the world, 50 years on.
Alec Trevelyan
Oh, please James, spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you if all the vodka martinis ever silenced the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women, for all the dead ones you failed to protect.
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Natalya Simonova
Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
James Bond
Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.
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[Bond and Natalya are trying to escape from the train when Trevelyan talks to them on the loudspeaker]
Alec Trevelyan
Good luck with the floor, James. I've set the timers for six minutes, the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a "friend".
[snickers]
Natalya Simonova
What does he mean?
James Bond
We've got three minutes.
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James Bond
Who is the competition?
Jack Wade
Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.
James Bond
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade
Yeah, you know him?
James Bond
I gave him the limp.
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James Bond
Banco. It appears we share the same passions: three, anyway.
Xenia Onatopp
I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat.
[James reveals a losing hand]
Xenia Onatopp
I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
James Bond
One rises to meet a challenge.
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Bill Tanner
Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn't let you play it...
[M walks in]
M
You were saying?
Bill Tanner
No, no, I was just... just um...
M
Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.
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Xenia Onatopp
You don't need the gun, Commander.
James Bond
Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.
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Dimitri Mishkin
Good morning, Mr. Bond. Sit. I'm Defense Minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, by what means shall we execute you, Commander Bond?
James Bond
What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Dimitri Mishkin
Your sense of humour does not sway me, Commander, I'm sorry. Where is the GoldenEye?
James Bond
I assumed you had it.
Dimitri Mishkin
I have an English spy, a Severnaya programmer and a helicopter stolen...
James Bond
...or at least that's what some traitor in your government wanted it to look like.
Dimitri Mishkin
Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?
James Bond
WHO HAD THE AUTHORIZATION CODES?
Dimitri Mishkin
RUSSIA MAY HAVE CHANGED BUT THE PENALTY FOR TERRORISM IS STILL DEATH!
James Bond
AND WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR TREASON?
Natalya Simonova
Oh, stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!
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Xenia Onatopp
Thank you, Mister...
James Bond
The name's Bond. James Bond.
Xenia Onatopp
Xenia Sergeyevna Onatopp.
James Bond
Onatopp?
Xenia Onatopp
Onatopp.
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Q
A pen. This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the four-second fuse, another three disarms it.
[Bond takes the pen, clicks three times]
James Bond
How long did you say the fuse was?
[Q takes the pen back and disarms it]
Q
Oh grow up, 007.
James Bond
They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.
Q
Thanks to me they were right!
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Caroline
I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but...
[a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles]
Caroline
Who's that?
James Bond
The next girl.
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James Bond
[while talking about the incident at Savernaya]
They're not just criminals Valentin, they're traitors.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
Well, what do you expect from a Lienz Cossack?
James Bond
What?
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
This Janus, I've never met the man, but I know that he is a Lienz Cossack.
James Bond
Group that worked for the Nazis against the Russians. Second World War.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
You know your history, Mr. Bond. At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families.
James Bond
Not exactly our finest hour.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
Still, ruthless people. They got what they deserved.
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
He wants *me* to do him a favor! My knee aches every single day! Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri.
Bodyguard
Well, it depends...
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
SILENCE!
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Miss Moneypenny
M authorizes you to observe Miss Onatopp but stipulates *no* contact without prior approval. End transmission, Moneypenny. Good night, James. I trust you'll stay - Onatopp of things.
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Natalya Simonova
He was a friend, Trevelyan?
James Bond
Yes.
Natalya Simonova
Now he's your enemy and you will kill him. It is that simple?
James Bond
In a word, yes.
Natalya Simonova
Unless he kills you first?
James Bond
Natalya...
Natalya Simonova
You think I'm impressed? All of you with your guns, your killing, your death. For what? So you can be a hero? All the heroes I know are dead. How can you act like this? How can you be so cold?
James Bond
It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova
No. It's what keeps you alone.
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
[as Bond points a gun to his head]
Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
James Bond
Lucky me.
[a gun is pointed at the back of Bond's head]
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
I think not.
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M
[to Bond]
If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.
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Miss Moneypenny
You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
James Bond
Really. What's the penalty for that?
Miss Moneypenny
Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
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[Q appears, wheelchair-bound with his leg in a cast]
James Bond
Morning, Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?
[Q's leg "cast" fires a rocket across the room]
Q
Hunting!
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Caroline
James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
James Bond
More often than you'd think.
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Anna
He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.
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James Bond
Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp
The same.
James Bond
How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp
Straight up - with a twist.
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Alec Trevelyan
[grabs a machine gun that's on the ground but Bond puts his foot on it first]
Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
James Bond
You first.
[looks at Xenia]
James Bond
You, second. UP!
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Alec Trevelyan
You're late, 007.
James Bond
I had to stop in the bathroom.
Alec Trevelyan
Ready to save the world again?
James Bond
After you, 006.
Alec Trevelyan
James, for England.
James Bond
For England, Alec.
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Alec Trevelyan
James... what an unpleasant surprise.
James Bond
We aim to please.
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Q
Right. Now pay attention, 007. First, your new car - BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
James Bond
Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
Q
Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
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Xenia Onatopp
Once again, Mr. Bond, the pleasure was all yours.
James Bond
You'll understand if I don't call.
Xenia Onatopp
I won't lose sleep over it.
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James Bond
There's no one within twenty-five miles, believe me.
Jack Wade
[Out of nowhere]
Yo, Jimbo!
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James Bond
Alec?
Alec Trevelyan
Back from the dead. No longer just an anonymous star on the memorial wall at MI6. What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?
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Alec Trevelyan
See you in hell, James.
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Xenia Onatopp
This time, Mr. Bond, the pleasure will be all mine.
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James Bond
What would I ever do without you?
Miss Moneypenny
As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
James Bond
Hope springs eternal.
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James Bond
It's too easy.
Alec Trevelyan
Half of everything is luck, James.
James Bond
And the other half?
[alarms begin to go off]
Alec Trevelyan
Fate!
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James Bond
Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.
Miss Moneypenny
Thank you, James.
James Bond
Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny
I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond
Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
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Natalya Simonova
On the train, when you told him to kill me, and that I meant nothing to you, did you mean it?
James Bond
Yes. Basic rule: always call their bluff.
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Jack Wade
[Talking about Natalya]
Did you check her out?
James Bond
Head to toe.
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James Bond
Governments change... the lies stay the same.
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[Ourumov's car has just entered a crowded marketplace]
General Ourumov
Use the bumper! That's what it's for!
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. Shaken, but not stirred.
[Zukovsky and his men laugh]
James Bond
I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour, Valentin.
[nods toward the stage]
James Bond
Or your need for an audience. Who's strangling the cat?
[Zukovsky looks over at Irina, who singing out of tune, then takes out his gun and shoots right between Bond's legs]
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
That is Irina, my mistress.
James Bond
Very talented girl. Tell her to go.
[Zukovsky looks to the stage]
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
Irina, take a hike!
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Jack Wade
Now, let me get this straight, Jimmy - you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl and now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus?
James Bond
Yes.
Jack Wade
Well, what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?
James Bond
No, his wallet.
Jack Wade
Oh, that might work.
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Caroline
I know what you're doing.
James Bond
Really? What's that, dear?
Caroline
You are just trying to show off the size of your... your um...
James Bond
Engine?
Caroline
Ego.
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Caroline
James, I want you to stop this car!
James Bond
Really?
Caroline
Stop this car at once!
[Bond yanks the handbrake up and the car skids to a complete stop and moves in close to Caoline]
James Bond
As you can see, I have no problem with female authority.
[Opens the car's dashboard where a bottle of Bollinger Grand Annee Champagne 1988 is chilling]
Caroline
James, you're incorrigible. What am I going to do with you?
James Bond
Well, let's toast to your evaluation, shall we?
[Kiss]
James Bond
A very - thorough - evaluation.
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[Trevelyan and Ourumov are holding Natalya hostage on the train]
James Bond
Ourumov, what has this Cossack promised you? You knew, didn't you? He's a Lienz Cossack.
Alec Trevelyan
It's in the past.
James Bond
He'll betray you! Just like everyone else.
General Ourumov
Is this true?
Alec Trevelyan
What's true is that in 48 hours you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.
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[after 006 kisses Natalya]
Alec Trevelyan
Lovely girl. Tastes like... like strawberries.
James Bond
I wouldn't know.
Alec Trevelyan
I would.
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James Bond
Why?
Alec Trevelyan
Hilarious question, particularly from you. Did you ever ask why? Why we toppled all those dictators, undermined all those regimes, only to come home: "Well done, good job, but sorry, old boy, everything you risked your life and limb for has changed."
James Bond
It was the job we were chosen for.
Alec Trevelyan
Of course you'd say that, James Bond, her majesty's loyal terrier, defender of the so-called faith.
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James Bond
I trusted you, Alec.
Alec Trevelyan
Trust? What a quaint idea.
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
So why did you not kill me?
James Bond
Call it professional courtesy.
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Natalya Simonova
Boris!
Boris Grishenko
What? I thought I'd post it on the internet, no?
Natalya Simonova
What's the password?
Boris Grishenko
I made it easy this time. Even you should be able to break it - borscht for brains. Alright. Alright. I'll give you a hint. They're right in front of you and can open very large doors.
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M
Would you care for a drink?
James Bond
Thank you. Your predecessor kept some cognac on the top...
M
I prefer bourbon. Ice?
James Bond
Yes.
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[first lines]
[Russian in toilet cubicle looks around his newspaper to see Bond hanging from the ceiling]
James Bond
Beg your pardon, forgot to knock.
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Xenia Onatopp
Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond
The very words I live by.
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General Ourumov
This is General Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head.
James Bond
How original.
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James Bond
In London, April's a spring month.
Jack Wade
Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it.
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Alec Trevelyan
[to Natalia]
Take a seat, my dear. You know, James and I shared everything. Absolutely everything... to the victor go the spoils.
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[Bond draws his gun]
Alec Trevelyan
Oh, please, James, put it away. It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move.
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James Bond
I'm alone.
Alec Trevelyan
Aren't we all?
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Alec Trevelyan
Bond is alive?
General Ourumov
He escaped.
Alec Trevelyan
Good for Bond. Bad for you.
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Natalya Simonova
What is it with you and moving vehicles?
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Alec Trevelyan
You know, James... I was always better.
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[last lines]
Jack Wade
Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?
James Bond
You ready?
Natalya Simonova
I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves.
James Bond
Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh?
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James Bond
What words do you live by?
Xenia Onatopp
The trick is to quit while you're still ahead.
James Bond
That's one trick I've never learned. Perhaps you'll show me how it's done.
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M
I want you to find GoldenEye. Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.
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Alec Trevelyan
[From his private train, sees a tank blocking the railroad tracks ahead]
Bond. Only Bond.
Alec Trevelyan
Full speed! Full speed!
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Natalya Simonova
Don't stand there, get us out of here!
James Bond
Yes sir.
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Natalya Simonova
Maybe I should take care of the transportation for our trip to Cuba.
James Bond
Our trip?
Natalya Simonova
Do you know how to disarm the weapon?
James Bond
I suppose that depends on what kind of weapon you're talking about disarming.
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Jack Wade
Hello, Jimbo! Well, a little gift from ol', eh, what's his name? T? Z?
James Bond
Q.
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Alec Trevelyan
Spare me the Freud!
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James Bond
Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys!
Natalya Simonova
Hmm. Maybe I should take care of the transportation for our trip to Cuba.
James Bond
Uh huh. Our trip?
Natalya Simonova
Do you know how to disarm the weapon?
James Bond
I suppose that depends on what kind of weapon you're talking about disarming.
Natalya Simonova
So, tell me, are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of, Commander?
James Bond
Thousands. But I only pay them lip service.
[They kiss]
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Boris Grishenko
[after hacking into an FBI database and blocking their trace scan]
Better luck next time... Slugheads!
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Jack Wade
Come on, my car's over there.
James Bond
After you.
Jack Wade
Thank you.
[comes up after Jack Wade and traps him with the car door and draws his gun on him]
James Bond
Like you said, "Drop it".
Jack Wade
All right, in London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off. Is that close enough for government work?
James Bond
No. Show me the rose.
Jack Wade
Please, no.
[Bonds shoves his gun into Wade]
Jack Wade
Alright, alright, alright.
[Wade unbuckles his pants and shows him his rose tattoo with the name "Muffy"]
James Bond
Muffy?
Jack Wade
Third wife.
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[Xenia Onatopp approaches James Bond]
James Bond
That's close enough.
Xenia Onatopp
Not for what I have in mind.
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Q
A typical leather belt, size...
James Bond
Q, I'm familiar with that device.
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James Bond
Your accent - Georgian?
Xenia Onatopp
Very good, Mr. Bond. You've been to Russia?
James Bond
Not recently. I used to drop in occasionally. Shoot in and out.
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James Bond
The things we do for frequent flyer mileage.
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Alec Trevelyan
So, what's the choice, James? Two targets - time enough for one shot: the girl or the mission?
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[Natalya is trying to find Boris' location while Bond cuts a hole in the floor of the train]
James Bond
What?
Natalya Simonova
It's Boris' password; he plays word games. It's what I sit on, but I don't take it with me.
James Bond
Chair.
Natalya Simonova
Like I said.
[Starts tracing Boris' location]
Natalya Simonova
He's not in Russia, Germany, Paris, London, Madrid...
James Bond
Twenty-five seconds!
Natalya Simonova
... New York, Toronto, Chicago, San Francisco...
James Bond
Twenty seconds!
Natalya Simonova
... Mexico City, Rio, Miami...
[Bond breaks a hole in the floor of the train and grabs Natalya by the arm]
James Bond
Come on!
Natalya Simonova
Wait, he's in Cuba. Havana...
[the trace is terminated]
Natalya Simonova
... No!
James Bond
Now!
[Bond and Natalya escape from the train with seconds to spare before the train explodes]
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[Ourumov storms into the interrogation room where Bond and Natalya are being held]
General Ourumov
Defence minister, I must protest! This is my investigation! You're out of order!
[Mishkin speaks to Ourumov in Russian]
Dimitri Mishkin
From what I'm hearing it is you who is out of order!
General Ourumov
[picking up Bond's PPK]
I've seen this gun before...
Dimitri Mishkin
Put it down!
General Ourumov
In the hand of our enemy!
Dimitri Mishkin
Put it down, General!
General Ourumov
Do you know even who the enemy is, Dimitri? DO YOU?
[firing Bond's PPK, Ourumov shoots the guard and Mishkin. Bond and Natalya fall to the floor]
General Ourumov
Defence Minister Dimitri Mishkin murdered by British agent James Bond...
[Ourumov throws Bond his empty PPK and takes out his own pistol]
General Ourumov
...himself shot while he was trying to escape. GUARDS!
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
So Mr. Bond, what is it that brings you to my neighborhood? Still working for MI6, or have you decided to join the 21st century? I hear the new M is a lady!
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Natalya Simonova
Who are you?
James Bond
I work for the British government. The more you tell me the more I can help you.
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Jack Wade
Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight - in very small boxes.
James Bond
Make sure they send me home first class.
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M
So - GoldenEye exists.
James Bond
Yes.
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Natalya Simonova
This is not one of your games, Boris. Real people will die, you pathetic little worm!
Alec Trevelyan
She was in the mainframe. Check the computer.
Boris Grishenko
She's a moron. A second level programmer.
[mockingly]
Boris Grishenko
She works on the guidance system. She doesn't even have access to the filing codes.
[Alarm starts buzzing]
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Natalya Simonova
Do something, get us out of here!
James Bond
I'm a little tied up! Never mind...
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[to General Ourumov, after shooting holes in an air duct]
Xenia Onatopp
It's clean. I had to ventilate someone.
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James Bond
Trust me.
Natalya Simonova
Trust you? I don't even know your name.
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Alec Trevelyan
Situation analysis: hopeless. You have no backup. No escape route. And I have the only bargaining chip.
James Bond
Where is she?
Alec Trevelyan
Ah, yes. Your fatal weakness.
[On a walkie-talkie]
Alec Trevelyan
Ourumov, bring her in.
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Alec Trevelyan
For England, James?
James Bond
No. For me!
[Bond let's go of Trevelyan's foot and Trevelyan falls]
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Boris Grishenko
[shouting at Natalya; shaking Bond's pen grenade in her face]
GIVE ME THE CODES, NATALYA! GIVE 'EM TO ME...
James Bond
[James, who has been counting the number of clicks Boris as been doing with his pen, knocks Boris to the ground, causing the pen to fly into a vat of fluid below. Bond and Natalya duck just in time before the pen grenade explodes]
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Natalya Simonova
But I don't know anything.
James Bond
Then let's start with what you do know.
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James Bond
What are you doing here, Wade?
Jack Wade
Uh, I am not here. The CIA has no knowledge, no involvement. Absolutely nothing to do with your insertion into Cuba. If you catch my drift?
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Irina
[singing]
And if you love him, Oh, be so proud of him, 'cause after all he's just a man, Stand by your man...
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Alec Trevelyan
RAM HIM!
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[Farrell struggles to breathe while he has sex with Xenia]
Admiral Chuck Farrell
Xenia, I can't breathe!
[gasps for air]
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James Bond
I like a woman who enjoys pulling rank.
Xenia Onatopp
Nice to meet you - Mr. Bond.
James Bond
The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine.
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Jack Wade
Say, Bond, do you do any gardening?
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[Jack Wade borrows Bond's BMW]
James Bond
Don't push any of the buttons in that car.
Jack Wade
I'm just gonna go bombing around in it.
James Bond
Exactly.
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James Bond
After you, Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny
No, I insist. You first.
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Alec Trevelyan
Bond. Only Bond.
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Natalya Simonova
So, tell me. Are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?
James Bond
A thousand. But I only pay them...
[Natalia and James kiss]
James Bond
...lip service.
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Alec Trevelyan
Kill him. The man just won't take a hint.
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James Bond
You break into the Bank of England via computer, and transfer the money electronically. Just minutes before you set off the GoldenEye, which erases any trace of the transactions. Ingenious.
Alec Trevelyan
Thank you, James.
James Bond
But still, it boils down to petty theft. In the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief.
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Alec Trevelyan
Closing time, James. Last call!
James Bond
Buy me a pint.
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Boris Grishenko
The Americans are slugheads! They'll never detect me.
[Computer flashes: Unauthorized Access Detected]
Natalya Simonova
You were saying, slughead.
Boris Grishenko
Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko!
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Boris Grishenko
Was it good for you, too?
Natalya Simonova
I'm getting some coffee.
Boris Grishenko
I'm going for a cigarette.
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Severnaya Duty Officer
General, if I'd known...
General Ourumov
You'd have been ready. This is an unscheduled test of the Severnaya facility, Major. War simulation. You're going to test fire GoldenEye. Report the status.
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What else do we know about the Janus syndicate?
James Bond
Top flight arms dealers headquartered in St. Petersburg. First outfit to restock the Iraqis during the Gulf War. The head man's unreliably described. No photographs. The woman - Onatopp - is our only confirmed contact.
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Bond - come back alive.
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[during car chase with Xenia]
James Bond
Ladies first!
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James Bond
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
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Boris Grishenko
Natalya! Shh, shh, it's me! It's Boris. It's Boris. It's Boris. Hello.
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Jack Wade
Will you hand me that wrench, Jimmy?
James Bond
So, what do you know about Janus?
Jack Wade
Zilch!
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Jack Wade
Rumor has it, he lives on one of those old Soviet missile trains - that armored stuff they used to run around the country so we couldn't target 'em. You want to hand me that hammer, Jimbo. No, the bigger one, the sledge. Anyways, to tell the truth, you don't find this guy, he finds you.
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Q
Need I remind you, Double-0-seven, that you have a license to kill, not break the traffic laws.
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Q
Don't touch that, that's my lunch
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James Bond
What do you think the Russians are using the base for?
Bill Tanner
Well, at one point we suspected Severnaya might be the ground station for a secret space-based weapons program called GoldenEye, but...
M
Our statistical analysis saw they had neither the finance nor technology to implement it.
James Bond
Numbers were never my strong suit.
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Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky
Another morning shot to hell. Free market economy. I swear it will be the end of me.
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Moneypenny
[Bond receives a transmission in his car]
Transmission begins from Moneypenny. Identification confirmed: Onatopp, Xenia. Ex-Soviet fighter pilot. Current suspected llnks to the Janus crime syndicate, St. Petersburg. Yacht Manticore is leased to a known Janus corporate front. M authorizes you to observe Miss Onatopp, but stipulates no contact without prior approval. End transmission. Moneypenny. Good night, James. I trust you'll stay 'on-a-topp' of things.
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Caroline
[after Bond revealed a bottle of champagne to Caroline, his beautiful but uptight evaluator]
James, you're incorrigible.
[she begins to relax a little]
Caroline
What am I going to do with you?
[she moves in to kiss him]
James Bond
[before Bond does the same, he puts his arm around Caroline first]
Lets er... toast to our evaluation, shall we?
[they begin to kiss and Caroline starts to succumb to his charms]
James Bond
A very thorough evaluation.
[Caroline giggles dreamily]
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James Bond
Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You?
Xenia Onatopp
Once again the pleasure was all yours.
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Q
Now, a typical leather belt... male, size 34 buckle, notch.
[Bond is playing with a computer]
Q
Are you finished?
[Bond closes the laptop]
James Bond
Yes.
Q
Good. A typical leather belt...
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