The Incredible Hulk Movie Quotes
[last lines]
[finishes his drink]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Reload...
[someone enters the bar and walks toward Ross]
Tony Stark
The smell of stale beer... and defeat. You know, I hate to say "I told you so," but that Super-Soldier project *WAS* put on ice for a reason. I've always felt that hardware was much more reliable.
Tony Stark
General.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
You always wear such nice suits.
Tony Stark
Touché. I hear you have an unusual problem.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
You should talk!
Tony Stark
You should listen. What if I told you we were putting a team together?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Who's "we"?
[Stark looks silently at Ross]
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Tough Guy Leader
[in Portuguese]
What the hell he is talking about?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Bruce Banner
You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty Ross
You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce Banner
Ok.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Betty Ross
[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]
The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner
Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross
Right. Let's get a cab.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Bruce Banner
[as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall]
Oh, shit!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
The Incredible Hulk
Hulk... SMASH!
[the Hulk smashes the ground making a quake making the Abomination get his foot stuck]
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
[Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter]
Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!
Helicopter Soldier
Which one?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
You did the right thing, calling us. Leonard, I need to know where they're going. She'll be in incredible danger as long as she's with him.
Leonard
From who? He protected her. You almost killed her.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
I give you my word, her safety is my main concern at this point.
Leonard
You know, it's a point of professional pride for me that I can tell when somebody's lying. And you are.
[pause]
Leonard
I don't know where he's going. I know she'll help him if she can.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Then she's aiding a fugitive. And I can't help either one of them.
[walks off]
Leonard
I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Emil Blonsky
Pissed off, and ready for round three.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
The Incredible Hulk
Leave me alone.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr
Are you telling me you can make more like him?
Samuel Sterns
No! Not yet. I sorted out a few pieces, but it's not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if that's what you're asking. He was a freak accident! The goal is to it better!
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr
So Banner's the only...
[Blonsky knocks her out from behind]
Emil Blonsky
She's an annoying bitch.
Samuel Sterns
Why are you always hitting people?
[cocks gun, points it at Sterns]
Samuel Sterns
Now what possibly could I have done to deserve such aggression?
Emil Blonsky
It's not what you've done. It's what you're gonna do. I want what you got out of Banner. I want that.
Samuel Sterns
You look like you've got a little something in you already, don't you?
Emil Blonsky
I want more. You've seen what he becomes, right?
Samuel Sterns
I have. And it's beautiful. Godlike.
Emil Blonsky
Well, I want that. I need that. Make me that.
Samuel Sterns
I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mix could be an abomination.
[Blonsky grabs Sterns and lifts him up]
Samuel Sterns
I didn't say I was unwilling. I just need informed consent. And you've given it.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
The Incredible Hulk
Betty.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Betty Ross
What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
Bruce Banner
Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucination? It's a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It's like someone poured a litre of acid into my brain.
Betty Ross
Do you remember anything?
Bruce Banner
Just fragments. Images. There's too much noise. I can never derive anything out of it.
Betty Ross
But then it's still YOU inside of it.
Bruce Banner
No. No, it's not.
Betty Ross
I don't know. In the cave, I really felt like it knew me. Maybe your mind is in there, it's just overcharged and can't process what's happening.
Bruce Banner
I don't want to control it. I want to get rid of it.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Bruce Banner
[speaking Brazilian Portuguese while confronting bullies at work]
Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.
[in English, to himself]
Bruce Banner
Uh... that's not right.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
Emil Blonsky
A Super-Soldier.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises]
Bruce Banner
We can't do this.
Betty Ross
It's okay. I want to.
Bruce Banner
No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr
Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.
[starts choking and passes out]
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Soldier #2
How are you feeling, man?
Emil Blonsky
Like a monster.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Emil Blonsky
Forgive me, sir? Doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? 'Cause... He didn't lose us. And he was not alone sir. We had him. And then something hit us... Something BIG hit us! It threw a forklift truck like it was a SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Well, it's gone.
Emil Blonsky
Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
That was Banner. IT was Banner.
Emil Blonsky
You have to explain that statement, sir.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
No I don't. You've done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Bruce Banner
Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.
Stanley
Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two.
[Bruce nods]
Stanley
Have you talked to her?
Bruce Banner
No. She doesn't know that I'm here.
[pause]
Bruce Banner
She's with somebody?
Stanley
Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.
Bruce Banner
Oh... Good. That's good.
Stanley
Bruce. What can I do to help you?
Bruce Banner
I could use a bed for a few nights.
Stanley
Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.
Bruce Banner
That'd be so great.
[pause]
Bruce Banner
There's, uh, there's one other thing...
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[Blonsky finds a photo of Betty in Banner's apartment]
Emil Blonsky
A girlfriend? She helps him, maybe?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
[confiscating the photo]
She is no longer a factor, we closed those doors to him a long time ago. He's alone. He wants to be alone.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Abomination
Give me a REAL fight!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Emil Blonsky
I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do. But this... this is a whole new level of weird, and I don't think I want to step away from it. Sir, if you're going to take another crack at him, I want in. And with respect, sir, you'll need a team that's prepared and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys pissing in their pants, sir.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Samuel Sterns
[nervously, in front of a mutating Blonsky]
... This is what I was trying to explain... I don't know what you've been ladling into yourself... Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can... fix this...
[with a laugh, Blonsky shoves him aside]
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr
Sir, Blonsky...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
[expecting the worst]
Does anyone know if he has any next-of-kin or family?
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr
Ask him yourself...
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[Blonsky is antagonizing the Hulk]
[Blonsky bad-temperedly pulls the earpiece out of his ear and throws it away]
Emil Blonsky
Is that all you've got?
[the Hulk kicks Blonsky like a soccerball; Blonsky slams into a tree and falls down to the ground, not moving]
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Tough Guy Leader
*You* bad angry, "G"? I very bad angry.
Bruce Banner
Oh, no. You don't understand! Something very bad is about to happen here!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[the Hulk doesn't appear]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
If you've taken it from me, I'm going to put you in a hole for the rest of your life.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Samuel Sterns
If we overshoot this by even the smallest integer, we're dealing with concentrations with extraordinary levels of toxicity.
Betty Ross
You mean it could kill him.
Samuel Sterns
Kill him? Yeah, I should say so.
Bruce Banner
You should know that there's a flip side to this, too. If we miss on the low side, if we induce me and it fails, this will be very dangerous for you.
Samuel Sterns
I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me pretty well.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[repeated line]
Emil Blonsky
Is that it? Is that all you've got?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
Emil Blonsky
Thirty-nine.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
That takes a toll, doesn't it?
Emil Blonsky
Yes, it does.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
Emil Blonsky
No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be someone I wouldn't want to fight
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Samuel Sterns
You didn't send me much to work with. So I had to concentrate it and make more.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Bruce Banner
[Bruce flags down a trucker]
[in Portuguese]
Bruce Banner
Where am I?
Guatemalan Trucker
No hablo Portugués.
Bruce Banner
What? Where am-- uh-- donde-- donde estoy?
Guatemalan Trucker
En Guatemala. El pueblito está ochenta kilómetro más adelante.
Bruce Banner
Me ayuda, por favor?
Guatemalan Trucker
Claro, vamos. Hace frío, sube.
[puts a blanket over Bruce]
Guatemalan Trucker
Ponte esto.
[the truck drives over a bridge]
Guatemalan Trucker
Adónde va?
Bruce Banner
A mi hogar.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[first lines]
Bruce Banner
Is it ready?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
