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The Last Kiss Movie Quotes

Stephen Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts.

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Michael I'm in love with your daughter Stephen, Maybe that doesn't mean anything you but I'm standing here. You are her father, I am looking you in the eyes and I'm telling you I will do anything in the world to get your daughter back.

Stephen Really?

Michael Really.

Stephen Anything?

Michael I'll do anything.

Stephen People say that, they don't mean it.

Michael But I mean it!

Stephen Well it's very simple... do whatever it takes.

Michael It's that simple?

Stephen Yes... you can't fail if you don't give up.

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Anna Life is pretty much in the grays for the most part and if you insist always on black and white... you are going to be very unhappy.

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Izzy I took that bitch to the fucking prom!

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Stephen People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but, but they always know. Lie and you will lose her.

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Kim [from trailer] The world is moving so fast now that we start freaking long before our parents did because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore.

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Kim Having a crisis, are we?

Michael Do I look like I'm having a crisis?

Kim Everyone I know is having a crisis. I know you're not supposed to get them until midlifem but I think something's happening to our metabolism.

Michael Our metabolism?

Kim [nods] Yeah, I mean the world is moving so fast now, we are all chasing something so fast that we start freaking out long before our parents did. Feel my heart.

[puts his hand in her chest]

Kim Feel how fast it is?

Michael ...that's a fast heart.

Kim 'Cause we don't ever stop to breathe anymore...

[takes his hand off her chest]

Kim You gotta remember to breathe or you'll die.

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Michael When I was twelve, I'd close my eyes and picture what it would be like to be thirty and this is exactly what I saw: great friends, beautiful girlfriend. I should also mention that in that same fantasy Hulk Hogan was my live in bodyguard.

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Kim And don't worry 'cause crises... crr... crisises?

Michael I think it's "crises".

Kim Right... like I said, crises, they come and go.

Michael Sometimes... sometimes they don't really feel like they are going anywhere.

Kim You are having a permanent crisis?

Michael I don't know, maybe... just've been thinking about my life lately. Everything feels pretty planned out, you know?. It's like I know everything that's gonna happen. There are no more surprises.

Kim That is so boring.

Michael [laughs] I know.

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Kim [after they got wet with the rain] Oh my God, my top is totally clingy, you can see everything.

Michael Don't worry, I promise I won't look.

Kim Then I'll be insulted.

Michael Well, I wouldn't want to offend you.

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[from trailer]

Michael I've been thinking about my life lately, and everything feels pretty planned out. There's no more surprises.

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Kim Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?

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[Michael answers his cell phone]

Michael Hello.

Kim Hey, don't hang up. Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think... God, I must've had too much to drink or something, but, if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, will you come over here and talk to me? I really need to talk to you.

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Michael I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious.

Kim Oh, I bet you were 29 even when you were 19.

Michael Put it this way. If i had to do it again, I'd do it knowing that after you graduate no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was.

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Izzy Tell me you don't love me.

Arianna Izzy, I don't love you.

Izzy Well, I just... I'm not gonna accept that.

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Izzy How much money do you have?

Kenny Five thousand. You?

Izzy Seven hundred and a fuck load of cheese.

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Michael But then, I went back.

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Chris Jenna's perfect, she's beautiful. What more could you ask for?

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Michael Jenna and I met 3 years ago. She's smart, she's beautiful, she makes me laugh. If you absolutely have to become an adult and all that comes with it, this is the kind of woman you wanna do it with... right?

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Jenna You wanna make a home with me, right?

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Michael Ow, ow, no, that's my nut!

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[after rigorous sex]

Kenny Christ... where did you come from and how can I make more of you?

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Michael Have we met before?

Kim Um, do I look familiar?

Michael ...No.

Kim [laughs] Okay, I'm Kim

Michael Michael, nice to meet you.

Kim Nice to meet you, um, so you are friends with the groom?

Michael Since pre-school, actually...

Kim Oohhh, that's really cute.

Michael Yeah.

Kim [cell phone rings] Can you just excuse me..."Hello, yeah, um I'm coming. Right now. Bye". I'm with three friends that want to leave since we got here... would you... wait? I'll be right back.

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Chris Take a risk, take a chance - that's what you used to tell me.

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