The Gingerdead Man Movie Quotes
Amos Cadbury
What the hell is that ?
Millard
It sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking doughboy.
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Lorna Dean
$50,000 dollars goes a long way at Wal-Mart.
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Millard
Hey rat, rat! I'm talking to you! You want a piece of me? Hey you little shit, fuck off! Come over. I want kick your ass. I'll kick your little rat ass.
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Lorna Dean
[talking on her cell phone]
Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us.
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Brick Fields
Now it's time to meet your maker, prepare to face the butcher baker, for tonight your ass it toast.
Millard
You gotta be shittin' me?
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Millard
Eat me, you punk bitch!
Brick Fields
Butcher Baker's no one's bitch!
[begins to eat gingerdead man]
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Amos Cadbury
If that thing is real, I say we grab that mother fucker and we take it in to Leno, Letterman. How much dough can you make from a talking cookie... heh dough, cookie, get it?
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Brick Fields
[after eating the gingerbread man's head]
Got Milk?
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Millard
Save room for dessert cause I'm coming after you.
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Amos Cadbury
Now wait a minute, you mean to tell me that that...
Sarah Leigh
I know it sounds crazy. Amos, I don't know how it happen. It's only thing that makes sense even if it is Twilight Zone kind of sense.
Amos Cadbury
The guy that... killed Jeremy and your daddy? That you helped send to the electric chair? Millard Findlemeyer? Has come back from the dead... to get revenge on you... inside a cookie?
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Amos Cadbury
Wait, wait. Are you telling me that thing was a cookie you were baking? That's crazy, crazy. Ok, do you have a magic oven?
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Millard
I said you were a smart cookie.
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Millard
Awww, ain't that sweet? I see a sappy love story brewing. Baby, it's all over but the crying.
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Lorna Dean
Shut your pie hole.
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