South Park: The End of Obesity Movie Quotes
Eric Cartman
Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity.
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Kyle Broflovski
Who needs hospitals and insurance, when we have TikTok and YouTube?
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Butters Stotch
We've been out navigating the American health care system. I almost died.
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Sharon Marsh
I'm telling you Sheila these new drugs are pretty amazing. I was feeling so ashamed of myself. Watching Randy go out and exercise all the time, and not eating as much, but I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has.
Sheila Broflovski
Which of the drugs are you on Sharon? Ozempic? Monjaro?
Sharon Marsh
Oh no I talked to my doctor. He said insurance would only pay for those if I had diabetes.
Sheila Broflovski
But if you can't afford them how are you managing your weight?
Sharon Marsh
Don't you know Sheila now there's a whole new obesity drug for those of us who can't afford Ozempic and Monjaro. I've controlled all my cravings to be thinner with Lizzo.
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Kyle Broflovski
You're just gonna give up?
Eric Cartman
I don't want to hope anymore.
Kyle Broflovski
Well, you got to hope, Cartman. You hope and you work instead of turning to shit like that!
Eric Cartman
It's all just making it worse, Kyle. Don't you get it? Knowing there's a cure. Knowing I can have willpower injected into my body. It's all just made me dream about what my future can be like. But I realize now that those dreams are never gonna come true.
Kyle Broflovski
Cartman, your dreams are going to come true.
Eric Cartman
No, they won't.
Kyle Broflovski
Yes, they will. You'll do everything you dreamed about, you just have to fight for those dreams.
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Kyle Broflovski
Let's all agree as a school... no, as a society... that we won't make fun of obesity anymore.
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Kyle Broflovski
[critiquing the American health care system] They just purposely make it difficult for people to pay for what they need. The insurance companies, the hospitals and the drug companies, they're making obesity drugs more expensive in America than anywhere else in the world. There are celebrities and rich people using these new drugs to lose a few extra pounds, and meanwhile, Cartman's fat as fuck and can't get any help.
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Kyle Broflovski
I was wrong. I used to think fat people just needed more willpower. But now I see what it's like to have willpower not be enough. We got sugar companies, pharmaceutical companies and insurance companies all just trying to figure out how to make money off of our fucking health. How can anyone have willpower when all these forces are manipulating us every day? It's impossible. And I've learned one very important thing. It isn't fair to put the blame on anyone for their weight.
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Eric Cartman
My favorite thing in the world is eating a cereal bomb and taking a shit at the same time to make more room.
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