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Lost in Space Movie Quotes

[Launching the Jupiter-1]

Major West And the monkey flips the switch.

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Penny Robinson Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.

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Reporter #1 Professor Robinson, how do your children feel about traveling into space for the next ten years?

John Robinson They couldn't be more excited.

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Penny Robinson This mission sucks!

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Will Robinson [after seeing the old ship 20 years into the future] Oh shit!

Dr. Zachary Smith A boy of your intelligence should never swear.

[Smith sees the old ship]

Dr. Zachary Smith Oh shit. Indeed.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Like the drip, drip, drip of blood...

Major West You really need to shut up.

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[to her diary, about Major West]

Penny Robinson Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't *think* so.

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John Robinson There's a lot of space out there to get lost in.

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Dr. Zachary Smith You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

Robot Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

Dr. Zachary Smith What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

Robot Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

Dr. Zachary Smith Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

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[as Will looks for parts to Robot's body]

Will Robinson Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

Robot Oh, ha ha.

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[the Robinson family shares a tender moment of love as they are reunited]

Major West You know, the planet IS breaking up around us.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Never fear, Smith is here.

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Monster Smith Haven't you made the doorway... too small?

Older Will Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you.

Monster Smith Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man.

[He takes off the clothes covering him to reveal a spider/human figure]

Monster Smith I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*.

Older Will I'm not your son!

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Penny Robinson [to her diary] On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?

Will Robinson Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?

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[Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders]

Dr. Zachary Smith Trust me, Major. Evil knows evil.

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Penny Robinson Never love anything, kiddo, you will just end up losing it.

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Major West You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.

Judy Robinson Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?

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Major West OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.

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[Major West arms the Proteus' reactor to explode, to kill the Space Spiders]

John Robinson What are you doing?

Major West You never leave an enemy stronghold intact.

John Robinson Major, stop.

Major West One of your father's first rules of engagement.

John Robinson That's a direct order.

Major West I hate spiders.

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Robot Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!

Will Robinson We've got a *lot* of work to do.

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Robot It sounds like old morse code.

Will Robinson What does it say?

Robot Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Give my regards to oblivion.

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Maureen Robinson [after will alters holographic projection of his principal, making her look like a gorilla] No more monkey business!

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Dr. Zachary Smith It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.

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Major West What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?

Judy Robinson I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.

Major West If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?

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Dr. Zachary Smith [reprogramming the future Robot] Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time...

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[the Jupiter II is hurtling towards the Sun]

John Robinson We're caught in the sun's gravitational pull. We're headed straight for it.

Major West Oh, really? Is that what the big round ball is?

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Major West It's working.

John Robinson What?

Major West If we can't go around the Sun, then we go straight through it, using your hyperdrive.

John Robinson If we engage the hyperdrive without a gate, we could be thrown anywhere in the galaxy.

Major West Anywhere but here.

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Major West I'm going to try to break us out of the atmosphere.

John Robinson No, we don't have enough core material for that.

Major West Well, maybe if we catch one of the thermal...

John Robinson No, it won't work. I *know*. We have to go... down. Through the planet as she's breaking up. We can use the planet's gravity...

Major West What?

John Robinson To throw us ut the other side and back into space!

Major West That's insane!

John Robinson I don't have time to argue.

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Maureen Robinson Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from either of you, is THAT clear?

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John Robinson Have you noticed, you take to opposite position to whatever I say?

Maureen Robinson Of course I do, we're married.

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Will Robinson [to Penny] Do they have a name for what's wrong with you?

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Maureen Robinson NOT another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet.

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Major West If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?

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Will Robinson Oh, shit.

Dr. Zachary Smith A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit.

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Major West [West assembles his gun as the spiders are attacking] A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd trade it all back for a lousy can of Raid.

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Maureen Robinson Get the hell out of there!

Robot [being controlled by Will] Mom says, get the hell out of there!

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Major West 8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.

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Judy Robinson Who was it that said, "Those who can't think, fight"? I think it was me.

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Major West [to Prof. Robinson] That's one cold fish I'd like to thaw.

[Judy returns]

Major West [to Prof. Robinson]

Judy Robinson Oh, I won't be home for dinner tonight, *Dad*.

[Judy walks away. West stares at John, who also walks away]

Major West It's gonna be a *long* flight.

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Monster Smith You should have killed me when you had the chance.

John Robinson You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man...

[takes out on of Will's science fair plaques as an improvised weapon]

John Robinson But I can kill the monster!

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Dr. Zachary Smith I'm a doctor, not a space explorer.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Black was always my colour.

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Robot Destroy Robinson family.

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Penny Robinson This mission sucks. I don't wanna leave early. I don't wanna go at all.

Maureen Robinson We will discuss this at dinner.

Penny Robinson For the last three years, I've missed everything. Training. So I can spend the next ten years missing everything else. I'm not staying home for dinner. I'm going out to see my friends.

Maureen Robinson Penny.

Penny Robinson I'm going out to... say good-bye to my entire life.

Maureen Robinson Penny I need you here tonight.

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Penny Robinson We're lost, aren't we?

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Dr. Zachary Smith I loathe children.

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[Will, through the robot's holographic interface, sees the spiders eating the other injured spiders]

Will Robinson Eww. They eat their wounded.

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Will Robinson [speaking through Robot] Mom says to get the hell outta there!

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Maureen Robinson Get the hell out of there!

Will Robinson [speaking through the Robot] Mom says to get the hell out of there.

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Dr. Zachary Smith You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.

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Major West [just before the spaceship explodes] I'm sorry.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion.

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Dr. Zachary Smith [to Will Robinson] Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.

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[First night on an unknown unfriendly looking planet they crashed on]

Maureen Robinson Good night, John.

John Robinson Good night, Maureen.

Will Robinson Good night, Judy.

Penny Robinson Good night, Will.

Judy Robinson Good night, Penny.

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Major West You guys have got to be kidding.

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Will Robinson Can we cut back on her air supply so she's not so annoying when she wakes up?

Penny Robinson Does he have to wake up at all?

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[last lines]

John Robinson [before the Jupiter goes into hyperdrive] Initiate now.

Will Robinson Cool!

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Penny Robinson Here we go again.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.

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Dr. Zachary Smith [to the Robot] Unhand me, you mechanical moron.

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[after attacking Dr. Smith]

Monster Smith I never liked me anyway.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Oh, be still my foolish heart.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Nothing good can come of this.

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Major West That's Sedition Technology!

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Jeb Walker This Cold War just got hot.

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Judy Robinson I don't like the sound of that sound.

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Robot Why did Will Robinson save Robot's personality?

Will Robinson I guess sometimes friendship means listening to your heart, not your head. Put that in your memory bank.

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Dr. Zachary Smith What monsters roam these alien wilds?

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John Robinson Who are you?

Older Will You don't recognize me? I'm your son Will.

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Older Will The future is never what it seems like when you're 10.

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Penny Robinson Billy. Kissing. Hot wings. Orchids. Corn. Waves. Billy. Popcorn...

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Dr. Zachary Smith Let me tell you about life. Around every corner, monsters wait. I know. I am one. We monsters have no fear in devouring little boys. To survive, you must be fully prepared to kill.

Will Robinson I can do it!

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Older Will I will open a doorway stable enough for one person to take one trip through time - and space as well.

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Spider Smith Hello, Doctor. How nice to see me again after all these years.

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Spider Smith Never fear, Smith is here.

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Dr. Zachary Smith Say good-bye to your past! Your future lies with me.

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Robot Proceed or be destroyed.

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Spider Smith Let's forget the past.

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Major West The family needs their father.

John Robinson The crew - needs their pilot.

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Will Robinson I'm asking you now, will you help us? Will you be my friend?

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Maureen Robinson We'll be sucked in.

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Robot Warning, Major West. My sensors indicate we have a problem.

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Penny Robinson What will it be like to jettison your body into deep space? First, you'll try holding your breath. But your blood's already begun to boil. And then your skin inflates like a balloon. Then - pop!

Will Robinson Do they have a name for what's wrong with you?

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John Robinson Finally, the warring nations of Earth had forgotten their differences... and banded together to save our planet...

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Will Robinson "Saving the future for our children." Give me a break.

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Principal The boy is starved for attention. I know your life is anything but normal right now, but wasn't there some way his father could have attended the science fair?

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Penny Robinson Does he have to call me "precious"?

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Major West Houston, the bird is hot.