Mr. Stifler
Son?
Erik Stifler
Yeah?
Mr. Stifler
I want to show you something. This is the list of all the chicks I ever banged.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman
Are you serious? Is that two-sided? It is. Nice!
Mr. Stifler
Yeah, it's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man.
Erik Stifler
Hey Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list?
Mr. Stifler
There? Uh, we didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week.
Erik Stifler
Trial Separation?
Erik Stifler
Uh, Dad, there's like... Well, there's ten names here for that week alone.
Mr. Stifler
Yeah, I went on kind of a poontang bender there.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman
Is that my Mom's name?
Mr. Stifler
Yeah, you know, on second thought I'll just kind of hang onto that.
Erik Stifler
[whispering]
You had sex with his Mom?
Mr. Stifler
Yeah.
Erik Stifler
[whispering]
How was it?
Mr. Stifler
Yuck.