Kinoafisha Films Roadracers Roadracers Movie Quotes

Roadracers Movie Quotes

Nixer [holds up a French fry on a toothpick] Looky here, J.T. From here

[point at French fry]

Nixer to eternity

[points away from it]

Nixer is the time before I was born. And from here

[point to the other side of the French fry]

Nixer to eternity

[points away from it]

Nixer is the time after I die. This...

[points to the length of the French fry]

Nixer is the only time I get... to do it.

J.T. [grabs the French fry] You ain't doing nothing. You're gonna spend the rest of your days in this little town...

[dips French fry around in ketchup on Nixer's plate]

J.T. and you're gonna die here... with one of my burgers in your hand.

[eats the French fry]

J.T. And that's it.

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Dude How'd you fare with that little number the other night?

Nixer Oh, I got the muff punt.

Dude Should've at least tea bagged her.

Nixer Tea bag her? What's that?

Dude It's when you drop one of your nads in and out her mouth.

[they both laugh]

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Sarge Hey, now you pay attention to somethin' here. These kids ain't the same anymore, and you know what's behind it all? Rock 'n' roll. That music is turnin' the kids into a bunch of sex hungry, beer drinkin', road racin' werewolves.

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Sarge You know, son, if excuses was worth a cent, you'd be a silver fuckin' dollar.

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Nixer [Dude pulls a bottle out of his refrigerator] Throw me one of those, Dude.

Dude You couldn't catch crabs in a whorehouse.

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Nixer [trying to convince Dude not to go to the rumble] I know you hate this town. I know you hate Teddy. I do, too. But I also know you love your music. So fight for what you love, not for what you hate.

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Sarge [to Rookie] Hey, now you pay attention to somethin' here. These kids ain't the same anymore, and you know what's behind it all? Rock 'n' roll. That music is turnin' the kids into a bunch of sex hungry, beer drinkin', road racin' werewolves.

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Nixer [Dude has just combed an enormous amount of grease into his hair in the bathroom of the rollerskating rink] Little dab'll do ya.

Dude Hell on wheels.

[laughs]

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Nixer [Dude has just combed an enormous amount of grease into his hair] Little dab'll do ya.

Dude Hell on wheels.

[laughs]

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Teddy You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearin' a fuckin' wig.

[pauses then yells]

Teddy She looks like an old lady!

Dude I thought she was your old lady.

[Nixer laughs]

Dude I'll tell you what, you bring her over here, take off that wig. Daddy'll give her a free spit shine.

[spits then rings the bell on counter]

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Dude [Nixer jumps into Dude's car after hitting on Wanda] Get the big part?

Nixer Hey, I nearly had her goin'.

Donna Are you sure she didn't have you going?

Nixer Only below the belly button.

Donna What?

Nixer Don't worry, I let it drain into my boots.

Donna Ecch!

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Julie [to everyone in Teddy's car] Look at his girlfriend.

[to Dude]

Julie What are you doin', Dude, smugglin' maids in from Mexico?

Donna Cayate, pendeja!

Julie Aw, speak Spanish to me. It turns me on.

Donna You're just jealous 'cause I speak two languages.

Julie You better stick to Spanish, 'cause your English bites. You puta.

[laughs]

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Teddy Leather You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearing a fucking wig. She looks like an old You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearin' a fuckin' wig.

[pauses then yells]

Teddy Leather She looks like an old lady!lady!

Dude I thought she was your old lady.

[Nixer laughs]

Dude I'll tell you what, you bring her over here, take off that wig. Daddy'll give her a free spit shine. Ptoo.

[rings bell on counter]

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Sarge [speaking to Rookie after they have just pulled Dude over] You gotta be careful with these punks today. They're all packin' switchblades.

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Sarge You carryin' a switchblade today, punk, huh? You packin' heat?

Dude Why don't you check up on your own son?

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Sarge J.T., don't be giving that punk any special treatment now. This here's a business. Now, you run it like a business, or you're gonna be out of business faster than you can spell 'health department."

J.T. Feeding people's my business, Sarge, and keeping the punks in line is your business. So why don't we just mind our own business, what do ya say?

Nixer You tell him, J.T.

J.T. You shut up.

Nixer All right.

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Sarge [to Teddy] You know, son, if excuses was worth a cent, you'd be a silver fuckin' dollar.

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