Neighbors Movie Quotes
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Teddy Sanders
We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete
You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner
Who are you?
Garf
I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Garf
Hooah!
Kelly Radner
That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf
The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner
That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
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Pete
Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders
My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Assjuice
Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice
Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's
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Teddy Sanders
You make the store more approachable.
Mac Radner
Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?
Teddy Sanders
Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.
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Pete
Bros before hoes
Pete
Junk before Trunk
Teddy Sanders
Balls before dolls
Pete
Padres before I sleep with two Madres
Teddy Sanders
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
Pete
These nuts before skinny sl***
Teddy Sanders
M********* before ask her to date
Pete
Beef stew before watching The View
Teddy Sanders
Male erection before One Direction
Pete
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Teddy Sanders
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Pete
Man purses before regular purses
Teddy Sanders
Sports before genital warts
Pete
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
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Officer Watkins
You called about your neighbors?
Mac Radner
No.
Officer Watkins
We have caller ID, we're cops, everybody has caller ID.
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Mac Radner
Okay, let me call my mom. She'll tell us what to do right now.
Kelly Radner
Do not call your mother! Jesus, you Jews and your fucking mothers!
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Jimmy
We missed out on the whole kinda sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they've got SexBook and FuckFriends. And there's this thing called Grindr, which is just... your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
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Doctor Theodorakis
Alright. Your baby... has HIV... is how bad this could've gone. The condom was unused.
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