Turbo Movie Quotes
Turbo
Snails don't have money. Or else they'll have to pay the bills. Remember?
Whiplash
Your trash talk is needlessly complicated!
Turbo
Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills... are overdue?
Whiplash
Enough talk! It's time... for action.
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Chet
Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone? Hm? What then?
Turbo
Then I better make the most of today.
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Chet
Is this really necessary?
Smoove Move
No, but where's the fun in that?
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White Shadow
Here one second, gone the next. They call me
[emerges from shadows]
White Shadow
the White Shadow! I can move so fast, all you see is my shadow.
Turbo
I don't get it.
White Shadow
I'm fast, like a shadow!
Turbo
But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.
White Shadow
[Crawls back into the shadows]
White Shadowwww...
Turbo
I can still see you.
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Chet
Now, with the television gone, you can finally stop watching these races and get on with your life.
Turbo
I have a life?
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Chet
Am I dead? Is this heaven? I thought it'd be... cleaner.
Turbo
Come on. Get up.
Chet
Theo! Oh... the crows got you too!
Turbo
What? No, Chet, no. It was just...
Turbo
Breathe.
Chet
*Discarded salt packets?*
Turbo
Chet...
Chet
I-it's like a minefield around here! Yipe!
[finds line in his foot after accidentally going on rusty nail]
Chet
Op! Oh no. I've got tetanus and my mouth's burning up. I've got tetanus and my fuel's burning up. *I've got - -*
[Turbo hurries over and gives Chet a salt packet to breathe in like a bag]
Turbo
CHET! Will you - *calm - down?* There is no reason to panic! Everything is going to be just... fine.
[glass jar traps Turbo and Chet]
Tito
Well, well, well. Looks like you need a home, huh? Hahaha! This must be my lucky day!
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[repeated line]
Guy Gagné
No dream is too big, and no dreamer... too small.
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White Shadow
You've just been White Shadowed!
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Whiplash
Listen, garden snail. you clearly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is. You will need to pay them.
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Chet
Has the whole world lost its mind?
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Whiplash
Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.
Smoove Move
Yeah, bills.
Burn
Paid in full, son
Whiplash
So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.
Whiplash
Did I say something humorous?
Turbo
Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.
[the Snail Crew were offered]
Skidmark
Really? To our faces?
Whiplash
Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
Chet
Heard what?
[laughs nervously]
Chet
I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?
Turbo
Oh, I meant what I said.
Whiplash
Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!
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Whiplash
Little far from home, aren't you, garden snail?
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Smoove Move
The name is Smoove Move, I set the tone around here, you diggy dig? But right about now, I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow
[swivels in slow motion]
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motion baby!
Burn
Burn, Skidmark: Whaaatttt...
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Tito
Uh, no! That would be ridiculous!
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Smoove Move
He ain't slow no mo'!
Skidmark
That's for sho'!
Smoove Move
Shut the do'!
Skidmark
Get on the flo'!
White Shadow
Barbecue sauce!
[the Snail Crew were confused]
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Smoove Move
Hey, T. You gonna be okay without them fancy magic super-powers?
Turbo
Sure. Never stopped any of you.
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Whiplash
That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.
[White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo]
Whiplash
Now this is how it's done. Air jack!
Smoove Move
Jactivate!
[imitates air jack]
Whiplash
Lube!
Whiplash
Detailing!
Burn
Wax on, wax off!
[rips wax paper]
Turbo
Ow!
Whiplash
Fuel!
White Shadow
Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Whiplash
Foot massage!
Burn
You know it!
Whiplash
Relaxing vibes.
Smoove Move
Own it, brother.
[plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC]
Whiplash
Now relax those vibes!
[Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones]
Turbo
Are you crazy?
Turbo
I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...
Turbo
No?
Whiplash
Are you a car?
Turbo
No!
Whiplash
Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!
[the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off]
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