Here Comes the Boom Movie Quotes
Bella Flores
I guess it was unrealistic to think that anybody would show up when everybody has their own problems.
Scott Voss
You showed up.
Bella Flores
You shut up.
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Marty Streb
If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?
Scott Voss
Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.
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Scott Voss
How much food do you think is stuck in that beard?
Joe Duffy
I don't know, but I can see corn from here.
Scott Voss
Oh, yeah. You dip that beard in hot water, you get ramen.
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Niko
Hey, it's okay to be afraid. Don't worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out - it never happened.
Scott Voss
Three migraines a week say you're wrong.
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Mark DellaGrotte
Bro, you've been eating clean for six weeks. You eat this crap and you'll be lethargic.
Scott Voss
I don't care if I'm "lethargic."
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[first lines]
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[Scott punches his opponent, "Lucky" Patrick Murray, knocking him out. The entire crowd goes crazy, as do Marty and Niko]
Niko
WOO-HOO!
Marty Streb
This just happened! This just happened! You did it! You did it!
Scott Voss
Yaaaay!
[takes out his mouth guard]
Scott Voss
Yaaaaay!
Niko
You! You're the man! We won!
Scott Voss
[cheers before clutching his dislocated shoulder and going back to Murray]
Hey, man. Great fight.
[accidentally regurgitates the rancid applesauce that he ate prior to the fight, splattering Murray with half-digested applesauce. The crowd gasps]
Scott Voss
I'm so sorry.
[vomits even more applesauce on Murray. The crowd groans in disgust. Murray retches. The scene changes to Scott and Niko being driven home by Marty]
Scott Voss
[angrily]
Who leaves applesauce on the rear dash out in the hot sun? Y'know, a better question, who among us, who isn't Amish, MAKES THEIR OWN APPLESAUCE?
Marty Streb
Yes, yes. Mistakes were made. But, we won.
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