Another Stakeout Movie Quotes
Detective Bill Reimers
I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?
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Gina Garrett
So when are we inviting them over for drinks?
Chris Lecce
Uh, Bill.
Bill Reimers
Yes, Chris?
Chris Lecce
Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill Reimers
Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris Lecce
Good to know Bill!
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[Chris and Bill have had enough of Gina]
Detective Chris Lecce
Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!
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[Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]
Chris Lecce
Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.
Maria McGuire
[nods crazily]
Chris Lecce
We had sex.
Maria McGuire
[nods crazily]
Chris Lecce
Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria McGuire
[drops the TV causing it to smash]
Chris Lecce
[looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]
Maria McGuire
I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.
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Maria McGuire
[smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!]
Life is just too short.
Chris Lecce
[doubled over gives a weak cough]
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[Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout]
Chris Lecce
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
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[Gina Garrett asks Bill Reimers to shave his mustache to look younger]
Bill Reimers
I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.
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Assistant D.A. Gina Garrett
I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though.
Detective Chris Lecce
[Pointing to Bill] Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.
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Gina Garrett
Cover me! I'm taking a bath.
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Captain Coldshank
Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.
Chris Lecce
As what?... friends or lovers?
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Detective Bill Reimers
[On seeing their suspect]
I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!
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Detective Chris Lecce
I usually wait about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!
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Chris Lecce
This guy's got a gun. Not a lawyer.
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[Bill Reimers and Chris Lecce call to Archie (a dog) who is chasing a neighbour's cat - Archie takes no notice]
Bill Reimers
Come back here!
Chris Lecce
Oh stick 'em Archie. Eat the cat!
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