Sharktopus Movie Quotes
Painter Walt
Oh no, not like this! Arrrgghhhhhh!
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Captain Jack
Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - sharktopus wants our virgins.
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Captain Jack
You're not punking me on this thing?
Stephie
No.
Captain Jack
Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.
Stephie
Well, I hope you're right.
Captain Jack
Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.
[the sharktopus grabs and pulls him into the water]
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Pez
What can I do for you, angel?
Stacy Everheart
First, Pez, you can stop staring at my rack. They're just boobs. They're not gonna get up and dance or anything.
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Stacy Everheart
Oh, Pez, I could just hug you right now. I mean, if you were better looking and had better hygiene.
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Stacy Everheart
What about my story?
Andy Flynn
No names, no interviews.
Stacy Everheart
Then what the hell do I get?
Andy Flynn
Exclusive footage of Sharktopus getting shot to hell.
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Nathan Sands
Make me proud, pumpkin.
Nicole Sands
I told you to stop calling me that.
Nathan Sands
Make me proud, Nicole.
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Bones
Were you a lawyer in a past life? Or no, maybe you worked at the DMV. Do you feel nothing, Stacy? That guy was killed in front of us inches away. Inches away! Gosh. He was kind of a nice guy, you know? Smell a little funky, but he was okay. Now he's dead.
Stacy Everheart
And that's tragic truly. But the story of a lifetime is right out that door. And we can find it thanks to Pez's map.
Bones
No, no.
Stacy Everheart
Oh, come on, Bones. He would've wanted it this way. Don't let his death mean nothing.
Bones
You are so full of crap.
Stacy Everheart
I know, but you're coming with me anyway.
Bones
Hell not!
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