Black Rain Movie Quotes
Nick Conklin
Just hope they got a Nip in this building who speaks fucking English.
Matsumoto Masahiro
[overhearing]
Assistant Inspector Matsumoto Masahiro, Criminal Investigation section, Osaka Prefecture police. And I do speak fucking English.
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Nick Conklin
I usually get kissed before I get fucked.
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Nick Conklin
So what are you into it for? Love?
[He starts to light a cigarette, Sugai's bodyguard yanks it out of his mouth and draws back his fist to punch him, before Sugai snaps out an order. The bodyguard bows quickly and steps back]
Sugai
I was 10 when the B-29 came. My family lived underground for three days. When we came up the city was gone. Then the heat brought rain. Black rain. You made the rain black, and shoved your values down our throat. We forgot who we were. You created Sato and thousands like him. I'm paying you back.
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Matsumoto Masahiro
Perhaps you should think less of yourself and more of your group, try to work like in Japanese. I grew up with your soldiers; you were wise then. Now - music and movies are all America is good for. We make the machines, we build the future, we won the peace.
Nick Conklin
And if there was *one* of you guys who had an original idea, you'd be so tight that you couldn't even pull it out of your ass!
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Nick Conklin
One good hand job deserves another.
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Berg, Internal Affairs
That's a king-sized nut. I admire your thrift
Nick Conklin
Yeah, well, life's a bitch.
Crown, Internal Affairs
We did the math, Hero. You're twenty grand in the hole a month. You're into the shylocks, Conklin, you're takin'.
Nick Conklin
Look, you wanna charge me, you charge me, okay? You wanna jerk off, you go back to your office.
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Nick Conklin
A couple of guys I used to work with in the department took some money from some drug dealers. No big deal.
Matsumoto Masahiro
They stole?
Nick Conklin
They liberated funds.
Matsumoto Masahiro
Theft is theft. There is no gray area.
Nick Conklin
Hey Matsu, New York is one big gray area.
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Nick Conklin
What are you busting my ass for?
Joyce
Because you could get me killed, Detective. You see, there's a war going on here, and they don't take prisoners.
Nick Conklin
What are you talking about?
Joyce
It's between Sato and an old-time boss, a guy named Sugai.
Nick Conklin
Who knows about this?
Joyce
Counting you and me?
Nick Conklin
Yeah.
Joyce
Eleven million.
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Sato
[taunting Nick in English]
Here I am, Nick! Here! Almost as near as when you let Charlie die, huh?
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[last lines]
Matsumoto Masahiro
[looks in his case, realizes Nick has returned the counterfeiting plates]
Nick-san...!
[Nick just smiles at him and gives a thumbs-up]
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Nick Conklin
Sugai-san, I am the solution... to your problems. I can take him out. Okay? I'm nothing but a worthless gaijin and everybody knows he killed my partner.
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Joyce
Look, I've been living in this country for seven years, and I still can't read the headlines. Yes means no. Maybe means never.
Nick Conklin
You still didn't answer my question. How do I get to him?
Joyce
Let the police handle it. Nobody's going to help a gaijin.
Nick Conklin
Gaijin?
Joyce
Yeah, a stranger. A barbarian. A foreigner. Me and you... More you.
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Nick Conklin
Sometimes you should forget your head and grab your balls.
Matsumoto Masahiro
Balls?
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Det. Charlie Vincent
[mockingly raising his glass to a Japanese man, as people are applauding his pathetic rendition of "That's Amore"]
Fuck You! Don't quit your day job!
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Crown, Internal Affairs
We'll charge you. We'll find someone to help us. Nobody's got a softer center than a dirty cop.
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Nick Conklin
Now, you got a counterfeiting ring goin' on & you should talk to your partner before you go to the suits. So fuck you very much!
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Nick Conklin
If you pull it, you better use it.
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Oliver
[before Nick's meeting with Internal Affairs]
You'll walk Nick. If you tell the truth and keep your wits. Run your mouth and they'll screw you man.
Nick Conklin
I've got nothing to hide.
Oliver
I hope not, for my sake.
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Nick Conklin
[handing over his keys]
Give that to Internal Affairs. They can water my fucking plants!
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Joyce
The girls want to know if you're the guy who lost Sato at the airport. Just off the plane, you make the evening news. Very impressive. Americans who are less than perfect - it's very amusing.
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Joyce
A love-hate relationship can last a very long time.
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Det. Charlie Vincent
What is this, a conspiracy to ruin my evening?
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Nick Conklin
Sometimes, you just got to go for it.
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Oliver
The Bureau's sending down a guy to find out what the Jap mob and the mafia were doing sharing a bottle of Chianti.
Det. Charlie Vincent
That means nobody knows nothing.
Oliver
Nobody knows dick.
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Nick Conklin
What the hell's going on here?
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Nick Conklin
I'm about an uptown minute of throwing you an international incident that's gonna make your head spin. Until you sign off on this dickhead, his ass is mine.
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Nick Conklin
Look, we'll take some of the heat for this, but we're not taking the rap.
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Oliver
Take a breather, Nicky. Relax. Get a geisha. Do us both a favor.
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Nick Conklin
A wise guy gotta eat too, you know. Just my luck, I'm under investigation, I'm havin' lunch with the Mob. Intelligence probably got this place wired.
Det. Charlie Vincent
Yeah? Well, if you gotta beef, all you gotta do is to talk into my left titty here.
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Nick Conklin
Nick Conklin, Det. Charlie Vincent: Fuck 'em.
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Det. Charlie Vincent
It's been a gas, chief. Sayonara.
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Nick Conklin
Assign us a cop who speaks English, knows his way around the streets and can find his ass with two hands.
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