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[Juana is helping Pablo stage a home invasion and robbery]
Juana Idiot. Come on, the gag! A napkin over my mouth, tied tightly. Come on, gag me.
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[first lines]
Ramón Claudia.
Modelo Yes?
Ramón Relax.
Modelo I'm relaxed. Say it again and I'll snore.
Ramón Go ahead, it's a sign of interior peace.
Modelo Is this a lingerie or a sleeping pill ad?
Ramón Sleeping lingerie.
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Nicholas Among writers, there's a tradition of killing wives.
Dña. Paquita Really? I didn't know.
Nicholas William Burroughs shot his wife. Louis Althusser strangled his.
Dña. Paquita How terrible! I don't know them. They're not Spanish, are they?
Nicholas No.
Dña. Paquita You wouldn't kill your wife?
Nicholas No, but people suspected it.
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Kika I see you liked women a lot. If you would've met me, you might've fallen in love with me. Me with you, surely. I haven't been very selective, Ramón. I've shacked up in the worst joints. I wonder what's with me? I always get the weirdos. A good heart and a good dick and I fall in love.
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Ramón Very good, Claudia. I wanna see your face enjoying. Very good, that's it. Very good. More! Claudia. We're making love! Chin down. Very well. Really enjoy it, Claudia. Come on. Fuck! Once more! Claudia, that's it. Very good. More! Even more. Let's try again. Very good.
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Kika Even the most banal woman looks intelligent and sparkling with lashes. Eyelashes are great. I'm all for them! Hail the eyelashes!
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Kika A girl with almond-shaped eyes is better than one with a spaniel eye.
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Nicholas You look terrific.
Kika So do you.
Nicholas Lack of responsibility, nothing suits me better.
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Kika Don't pull that face.
Juana Sorry, it's the only one I've got.
Kika Can't expect all women to be dikes.
Juana It's no shame.
Kika Neither is being crazy about men.
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Kika Your stepfather is another ball game. He's so strange. But, he's American and a writer. Great in bed, though, very sexy. He called me today. I came here thinking I was going to get laid. Honestly, I mean, I'm making up a corpse. That's okay 'cause I like you; but, then, I don't know if I'll get laid or not. There's no atmosphere, no wake, no family, no - I don't see a deadly atmosphere. It all seems very American to me.
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Kika By the way, it's not my business, but have you thought of shaving your mustache?
Juana Why?
Kika Come on.
Juana Men don't have a monopoly on mustaches.
Kika Really?
Juana Really. Men with mustaches are either gay, fascist or both.
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Kika Aren't I too old for you?
Ramón I like older women.
Kika Too immature for my age?
Ramón I like immature women.
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Kika I get out of hand if you don't control me. That can't be, I need lots of control!
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Juana He was abnormal.
Kika Poor thing.
Juana Well, he is. Like all abnormals, he liked to fuck.
Kika Not just abnormals do.
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Ramón Whatever happens, let's keep loving each other.
Kika But let's hope nothing happens.
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Kika Look at you, don't you look great?
Juana Do you like me better?
Kika No comparison. Now they like models with weird faces, you could be one of them.
Juana I don't see myself on the catwalk. I want to be a prison matron, surrounded by girls all day!
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Juana Nothing compares to good pussy.
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Kika I'm up to here with dick!
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Andrea Caracortada In the masked group of repentants was Pablo Mendez, better known by his stage name, Paul Bazzo. Remember "Dickotherapy" and "Spill the Sperm"? That's Paul Bazzo! Famous porno actor was serving time for crimes against public health. Jail authorities granted him a permit to fulfill a promise to his village saint.
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Amparo I have a confession to make.
Kika Tell me.
Amparo I'm having an affair with him.
Kika What?
Amparo I tried to tell you, but never found the moment.
Kika We only see each other every day! Some nerve!
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Juana Tie me up and punch me. Don't hit hard, okay?
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Juana Relax and let him come.
Kika He came twice without pulling.
Juana Twice already?
Kika Says his record is four. It's Paul Bazzo, the porn actor who escaped.
Juana I see. We're dealing with a professional.
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Andrea Caracortada [reading aloud from Nicholas' draft novel] "Killing is like cutting our toenails. At first, thinking about it makes you lazy. When you cut them, you discover it's quicker than you imagined. You think a long time will pass before doing it again. But when you least expect it, they've grown again." What a wonderful paragraph! You can't define more precisely the natural passion to kill.
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Kika I can't wait all day for you to come!
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Pablo There's no girls in jail.
Juana There are faggots, aren't there?
Pablo It's not the same.
Juana Not the same? He wants it all!
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Amparo If there's a problem, the solution isn't screwing Nicholas.
Kika Don't say that!
Amparo You said no one's eaten your pussy or fucked you like him.
Kika It was a lie, Ramón eats it just as well.
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Andrea Caracortada All these saints weren't much help, honey.
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Amparo Don't be gullible. He said he was busy and couldn't see me.
Kika Of course he was!
Amparo He's cheating on us.
Kika On you! I'm not part of the lot, okay? I'm withdrawing from the competition.
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Kika You're a bitch! Lying like this to me, your Kika!
Amparo As if you were being that sincere with Ramón.
Kika He's a man and you're my friend. I never lied to you.
Amparo You're right.
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Kika Fuck with closed windows! I could hear your howling.
Amparo What do you mean?
Kika Last night. Moaning like they are tearing you apart.
Amparo I don't recollect being torn apart.
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Nicholas Be a good girl, stop drinking.
Kika You be a good boy, I'm a saint!
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Juana He's retarded. He's my brother and I have to help him!
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Nicholas I should've known. You've always liked to snoop. I often discovered you behind our bedroom door when I made love with your mother.
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Andrea Caracortada A man who kills a woman with a vase after she's sung in the moonlight is capable of anything.
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[last lines]
Chico Carretera Go for it! After the wedding, we'll bop till we drop!
Kika You've convinced me! Get the map and find the way.
Chico Carretera Don't need one, I'll point you in the right direction.
Kika I actually need some pointing in the right direction.
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Ramón In my own dirty and silent way, I loved you and love you.
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Paca It took me two hours, but at the end he went down on me.
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