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Ethan William wait, wait.

William Beardsley What!

Ethan Please, I don't want to lose another mommy.

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Marisa North Marisa North, Bina North: Mo-om!

Helen North What?

Marisa North Marisa North, Bina North: He's painting our roses again!

Dylan North [after being tattled of spray painting the twins' roses] It's art.

Jimi North You can't call it art unless you have talent.

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Phoebe North [to Christina] Come on, I have to get ready for school. Your face isn't big enough to hold that much make up.

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Helen North So... How many kids do you have?

Frank Beardsley Uh... How many kids do you have?

Helen North You first

Frank Beardsley Okay, look. You're going to find out eventually because there's too many to hide in the closet. I have eight kids.

Helen North [laughs] I have ten.

Frank Beardsley You have ten?

Helen North I have ten.

[laughs]

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Frank Beardsley So then I asked her to marry me.

Helen North And I said "yes".

Frank's Kids What?

Helen North Oh, it was spontaneous and so romantic.

William Beardsley You got married?

Christina Beardsley Without telling us?

Frank Beardsley Yeah, yeah.

William Beardsley At least when you were re-assigned at Guam, there was an e-mail.

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Dylan North [to Phoebe] Nothing says time to come out of the bathroom like: *Fire!*

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Otter Beardsley I get the top bunk 'cause I'm older.

Ely Beardsley By two minutes.

Frank Beardsley When I was an Ensign, I always had the bottom bunk.

Otter Beardsley Did the guy above you wet his bed?

Frank Beardsley Good point. Sound off.

Kelly Beardsley Three, four. Do they have girls' boxing at our new school?

Frank Beardsley I hope not.

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Helen North Homes are for free expression, not for good impressions.

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Frank's Kids Ten kids?

Frank Beardsley Hey, guys. Guys! It'll be fun... Having ten new brothers and sisters.

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William Beardsley Done!

Dylan North Psh. You have an illness.

William Beardsley Hey. What are you doing?

Dylan North It's called decorating.

William Beardsley No, it's called vandalism.

Dylan North Whatever.

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Helen North Who wants the talking stick first?

Jimi North May I have it, please?

Helen North [handing him the stick] Yes, Jimi.

Jimi North Are you crazy?

[the kids go riot and Helen takes the stick from Jimi]

Helen North Okay. I have the talking stick. He's a lovely, lovely man and I'm sorry we didn't include you. And he has...

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Helen North We don't spank our children.

Michael Beardsley The admiral does.

Frank Beardsley Occasionally. A little pat on the butt sends a clear message.

Helen North Well you're not spanking my children.

Frank Beardsley I thought they were our children.

Helen North You're not spanking our children.

Frank Beardsley Okay, fine. Let's just let them all run naked and wild.

Kids Yay!

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Frank Beardsley Helen?

Helen North Frank?

Frank Beardsley Helen?

Helen North Frank Beardsley?

Frank Beardsley What are you doing here?

Helen North Well, I'm having dinner with my...

Max Frank. I'm Maxwell Grant.

Frank Beardsley Pleased to meet you.

[to Helen]

Frank Beardsley So what are you doing out here? Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Helen North Well, I've been back here forever. I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole money, status thing.

Frank Beardsley Yeah, that thing.

Helen North So are you in town for the reunion?

Frank Beardsley No, I... Umm... I moved my family back here. And I'm running the Coast Guard Academy.

Helen North Wow.

Frank Beardsley I'm an admiral.

Helen North Yeah.

Frank Beardsley That's why I'm wearing the uniform.

Helen North An admiral? Woah. With a family?

Frank Beardsley You too. It's great, I mean.

Helen North Yeah.

Max We're ready.

Helen North Okay. Well, it was great to see you again.

Frank Beardsley See you.

Helen North Okay, bye.

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[last lines]

Frank Beardsley Leave a message at the beep.

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Christina Beardsley Christina Beardsley, Phoebe North: No way!

Mick North Hey, Fiona. Come back. Get out. Come on.

Christina Beardsley What is going on?

Mick North Come on. Give it to me.

Christina Beardsley [cell phone rings] Where's my cell phone?

[Pig burps]

Christina Beardsley You are so dead!

Mick North She's just a pig.

Christina Beardsley Not the pig. You!

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Frank Beardsley Well, Mrs. Munion, what do you think about Connecticut?

Mrs. Munion I'm delighted to be here, in the birthplace of Lyme disease.

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William Beardsley Okay, phase two. I think that we just need one more big thing to push them over the edge.

Dylan North [to William] Have them catch you and Phoebe together?

Christina Beardsley You're really sick.

Dylan North [to Christina] Okay, then have them catch you and Phoebe together.

Phoebe North How about they catch me with my hands around your neck?

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Harry Beardsley Oh my God, who's killing a goat?

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Frank Beardsley Don't worry, you'll soon be doing this in your sleep.

Dylan North I am asleep.

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Jimi North [Holding up a pink thong while laughing] Uh, Michael, did you forget something?

Michael Beardsley [Pushing Jimi] Shut up!

Mrs. Munion [Grabs the thong] Oh! That's mine!

[Smiles, while Jimi and Micheal look stunned]

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Max What's on my head, what's on my head, what's on my head?

Phoebe North Jimmy, we found Rainbow!

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Ethan Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mommy?

Frank Beardsley I don't think so. It's just a blind date.

Otter Beardsley She can't see?

Ely Beardsley Can she navigate using sonar? Like a bat?

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Christina Beardsley [on the phone] So that's Christina Beardsley.

Frank Beardsley Christina!

Christina Beardsley [on the phone] The zip is oh six three two oh.

Frank Beardsley Christina! We just moved here, who could you possibly be talking to?

Christina Beardsley J. Crew. I want to make sure they change all my shipping information.

Frank Beardsley Sound off.

Christina Beardsley Three, four.

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Harry Beardsley Admiral, this is our twelfth move in my lifetime.

Frank Beardsley I admire your record keeping, Harry. First-rate ship's log.

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Mick North Why is Mommy crying?

Jimi North I think it's hormones.

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Max [after Helen falls off the chair] Were you distracted by his Good Conduct Medal?

Helen North Shut up, Max!

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Helen North Kids!

Frank Beardsley Sounds like they're bonding.

Helen North It doesn't sound like bonding to me Frank.

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Frank Beardsley Hey, trust me. One hour at sea together, and you'll be best friends.

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Frank Beardsley Listen up. These are your schedules, with latrine times. You get seven minutes each, do not waste it.

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Christina Beardsley [to Helen's kids] You guys are so dead!

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Otter Beardsley Otter Beardsley, Ely Beardsley: Hi Dad! How do we stop this thing?

Frank Beardsley Otter! Ely! Stop! Hit the brake! Hit the brake!

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Michael Beardsley Does not complaining about the move from San Diego count as my good deed for today?

Frank Beardsley I'd sign off on that.

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Frank Beardsley That's it! I am putting the hammer down!

Aldo North Is it a real hammer?

Frank Beardsley No Aldo, it's just an expression.

Aldo North I'm scared.

Helen North Oh, don't be, honey.

Ethan Should I go get the hammer, sir?

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Frank Beardsley Will anyone who lives here, please raise your hand.

[They raise their hands]

Frank Beardsley Anyone else remaining here after five minutes, will be forcibly conscripted into the United States Coast Guard!

[Everyone runs out]

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Commandant Sherman Now what?

Frank Beardsley It's my kids.

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Frank Beardsley [sings] I don't care what I've been told.

Frank's Kids [sings] Coast guard kid's got lots of soul.

Frank Beardsley [sings] Sound off.

Frank's Kids [sings] One, two.

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Dylan North [viewing William's unimpressive class president campaign poster] You couldn't get elected hall monitor with this.

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Dylan North Two words, par and tee.

Dylan North [Christina gives him weird look] Party!

Christina Beardsley Yeah, I got that.

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Aldo North Mom, no!

Helen North What, honey?

Aldo North Remember the old you? Spanking is NEVER the answer!

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Mick North [Being chased by Christina] MOM! The cheerleader is after me!

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[first lines]

Frank Beardsley Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it!

Ethan Move it! Move it! Move it!

Frank Beardsley That means you too, Ethan. Head ashore, Sailor.

Ethan Aye-aye Sir! Head ashore.

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Jimi North Now put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best let me hear you say "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is...

Michael Beardsley smelly!

Jimi North They're quaking like they're...

Harry Beardsley jelly!

Bina North Bina North, Marisa North: We've got sisters from...

Bina North Bina North, Marisa North: New Delhii!

Jimi North Jimi North, Michael Beardsley, Harry Beardsley, Bina North, Marisa North, Dylan North, Christina Beardsley, Phoebe North, Naoko North, Joni North: Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is smelly! They're quaking like they're jelly! We got sisters from New Delhi!

Jimi North Go Kelly!

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Frank Beardsley William, what have you got there?

William Beardsley Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capitol Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.

Frank Beardsley Outstanding!

William Beardsley One, two.

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[just ending his speech at the lighthouse]

William Beardsley It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation, but if we want to win out we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.

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Dylan North Mom gets married, we get drafted.

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Ethan Need more chocolate.