Run Fatboy Run Movie Quotes
Dennis
Excuse me, can I just stop you there.
Whit
Yes...?
Dennis
Oh, I don't have anything to say... I just wanted to stop you there.
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Gordon
Go on then, run!
Dennis
Isn't there some kind of like... special technique?
Gordon
Well... yeah... you put one leg in front of the other over and over again really really fast.
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Gordon
Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...
Dennis
They were for yesterday!
Gordon
Oh so NOW you don't want them?
Dennis
Why would I want them?
Gordon
You could... sell them on e-bay.
Dennis
Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?
Gordon
...Time Travellers.
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Dennis
We should set the alarm for about 7 o'clock.
Gordon
I don't have an alarm clock.
Dennis
Why not?
Gordon
I never need to be anywhere.
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Dennis
You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?
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Gordon
Dennis, you're my best friend, I'm not going to bet against you. Not with these odds.
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Gordon
The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.
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Dennis
As you get older, you're gonna realize there are a lot of things that you don't like. Things much worse than this. And when those things happen, you can't just run away.
Jake
why not?
Dennis
Because it doesn't solve the problem. The problem's still there. You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way to solve the problem, even if it's really really hard.
Jake
Is that what you do, Dad?
Dennis
[just looking helpless and speechless...]
Jake
Dad?
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Gordon
I got you a present
Libby
Aww thanks
Gordon
It's a CD, I hope you haven't got it. Because I don't have a receipt and I didn't exactly buy it.
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Dennis
I thought it would be a good chance for me to get to know Whit a little better, so...
Libby
Well, maybe we should all go out to dinner then?
Dennis
Really?
Libby
Yeah, and then we could go dancing...
Dennis
You're joking...?
Libby
No, not at all. And afterwards we could come back here and have a threesome.
Libby
Of course, I am!
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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
I'm the assistant coach.
Dennis
How'd you get to be assistant coach?
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
Because I have the spatula!
[whacks Dennis with it]
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Maya
I saw your friend Gordon this morning
Dennis
I'll replace anything he stole.
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[Mr. Ghoshtashtidar has just stopped Vincent from smashing Gordon's fingers in a piano]
Gordon
Thanks for that, Mr. G!
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
Your friend is a man of honor.
Gordon
What, Vincent?
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
Yes! He said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead!
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Gordon
That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.
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TV Commentator
[It's just been revealed that Whit tripped Dennis during a TV replay of the marathon]
Yes! He deliberately trips him! Bastard!
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Whit
I actually ran the London Marathon
Dennis
Oh that's a coincidence.
Whit
Why's that?
Dennis
Oh, I watched it on the tele... well... the last hour... I sleep in on Sundays.
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[during the race]
Dennis
Isn't it enough?
Whit
What?
Dennis
You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough?
Whit
I just think it's high time you realized that it's over, sir! Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you when we move to Chicago!
Dennis
What?
Whit
[off their pace, trying to discourage Dennis]
You'd better slow down there, chief! You've got a long way to go!
Dennis
Yeah, well - so have you!
[Dennis accelerates past Whit]
Whit
Oh, yeah! Yes, I like it! Run, fatboy, run!
[Whit takes his lead back, but as Dennis passes him one more time...]
Dennis
I can lose weight... but you'll always be an arsehole!
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Gordon
Hey do you think it would be weird if I took a bath?
[pause]
Gordon
Yeah... that would be weird.
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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
I've got a surprise for you!
Dennis
Oh!... it's not a spatula is it?
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Man in Bakery
I would settle for something shaped like a fish.
Dennis
Go to a fishmonger!
Man in Bakery
I'm a vegetarian.
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Dennis
I went for a bit of a run this morning and I think I've got a bit of a... rash...
[indicates downwards]
Claire
Yes...
Dennis
Y'know... Down in the...
Dennis
Scrotal Zone.
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Undercover Officer
You want your son to love you? Don't break the law!
Dennis
Hey! That's entrapment!
[gets pushed to the ground]
Dennis
And that's brutality!
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Gordon
Women remember that stuff.
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Whit
Jake, buddy, can I control the bed please?
Jake
No, but you can watch me control it.
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TV Commentator
[Dennis is continuing the marathon into the night on a sprained ankle and torn leg]
Just now joining us is Dennis Doyle, a clothing store security guard, running for the last ten and three quarter hours on basically one leg, He's refusing to rest until this race is run, unbelievable!
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TV Commentator
[Dennis just finished the marathon]
He's done it! He's actually done it! This morning, Dennis Doyle was a humble shop worker from north London, tonight, he goes home a hero!
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Gordon
Well come on up!
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Dennis
I know doing this thing isn't going to change anything or make anything better but um. I would just settle for your respect. I'd settle for you smiling about the time we had together and not think it was a waste of time.
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Whit
Where you goin, where you going? You gotta be kiddin me, Dennis? You can't be serious! The guy left you at the alter, pregnant!
Whit
Libby, Libby...
Jake
What a shithead.
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Whit
[At the hospital, after Jake plays with the hospital bed causing it to fall backwards]
God dam it WILL YOU STOP MESSING AROUND WITH THE BED YA LITTLE SHIT?
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Libby
You can't even finish your sentence!
Dennis
Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?
Old Lady
Prick.
[in the English version: "Cock."]
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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar
[repeated line to Dennis]
Who the hell are you?
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