Racing Stripes Movie Quotes
Scuzz
Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!
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Stripes
But I am a horse... a racehorse!
Sir Trenton
You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.
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Reggie
Acid rain! Acid rain!
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Goose
Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!
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Goose
Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.
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Goose
You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!
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Reggie
Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!
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Goose
All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.
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Goose
Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.
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Lightning
Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.
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Nolan Walsh
It's the filly.
Woodzie
It always is.
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Ruffshodd
Hey Plow Boy! You missed a spot!
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Tucker
Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.
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Channing Walsh
That's my best boy.
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Reggie
I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!
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Reggie
He's a killing machine disguised as an idiot!
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Trenton's Pride
Oh, you're gonna wish you stayed home.
Stripes
You're gonna wish I stayed home too, after I kick your butt!
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Stripes
I'll race you any time you want!
Trenton's Pride
Trenton's Pride, Ruffshodd: Oooh!
Trenton's Pride
Well unfortunately, I don't race nobodies.
Ruffshodd
Yeah, he don't race nobodies.
Stripes
Figures. All talk and no action.
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Tucker
Boy, are you in for a surprise.
Sir Trenton
You'll never beat a Trenton.
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Clara Dalrymple
Who does that thing belong to?
Channing Walsh
He's mine, Miss Dalrymple. I had no other way of getting here. I'll go put him in the stables.
Clara Dalrymple
Yes, and from now on, you will leave him at that petting zoo you and your father so laughably call a farm. This is a racetrack, dear, not the Serengeti.
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Buzz
Hey, Stripes! Check this out.
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Buzz
Ebony and ivory...
Scuzz
Live together in perfect harmony.
Buzz
Buzz, Scuzz: Side by side on my piano keyboard...
Stripes
Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!
Buzz
Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.
Scuzz
Told you we should've rapped.
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Goose
Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.
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Lightning
If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.
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Goose
Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!
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Goose
Now you're talking, baby! Let's do this, barnyard style.
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Goose
You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.
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Goose
You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.
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