Crank Movie Quotes
Chev Chelios
I'm looking for something that starts with E.
Pharmacist
England?
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Chev Chelios
Do you think I've got 'cunt' written on my forehead?
["Cunt" appears on his forehead as he asks]
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Doc Miles
[Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone]
Chevy?
Chev Chelios
Yep.
Doc Miles
Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
Chev Chelios
Got it!
Doc Miles
Did you take it?
Chev Chelios
Took it.
Doc Miles
You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
Chev Chelios
Yep.
Doc Miles
I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
Chev Chelios
Right.
Doc Miles
Is your chest on fire?
Chev Chelios
Check.
Doc Miles
But you're cold?
Chev Chelios
Check.
Doc Miles
And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
Chev Chelios
Well let me check. Check!
Doc Miles
Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
Chev Chelios
Urinary sphincter? Check!
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Chev Chelios
I'm alive! I'm alive!
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Chev Chelios
You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade.
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[last lines]
Chev Chelios
Hey doll, looks like I let you down again. It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.
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Chev Chelios
What is this stuff?
Doc Miles
Synthetic ephedrine diluted with some saline.
Chev Chelios
Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles
Yeah well. I got a little Meth in there too, so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain.
Chev Chelios
Wait a minute so I'm not better?
Doc Miles
Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal.
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[right before he kills Ricky Verona]
Chev Chelios
I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
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Chev Chelios
Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
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Chev Chelios
I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando
What's that?
Chev Chelios
I'm going to have to kick some black ass.
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Arab Cabbie
You're not getting into my cab wet.
Chev Chelios
I gave you 200 dollars to wait for 3 minutes.
Arab Cabbie
You're not getting into my car, no way!
[Chev pulls cabbie out of the car and tosses him into the road pointing at him, yelling]
Chev Chelios
Al Qaeda, Al Qaeda!
Arab Cabbie
I love America! I love Bush!
[the local citizens attack the cabbie]
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Chev Chelios
Get a cell phone, honey, please.
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Eve
So you can fall asleep like you always do? I don't think so.
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Don Kim
Did I win something?
Chev Chelios
Your life, jackass.
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Chev Chelios
Jesus. Nothing's easy.
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Orlando
You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?
Chev Chelios
I'm the Terminator.
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Verona
What's up, corpse?
Chev Chelios
Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.
Verona
Are you a dealer? Is that what you are now?
Chev Chelios
Don't worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.
Verona
Oh... Oh, the antidote?
Chev Chelios
That's right, the antidote.
Verona
What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
Chev Chelios
How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?
Verona
Hmm.
Chev Chelios
Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Verona
All right.
Chev Chelios
Oh, you like that deal don't you?
Verona
Yeah, whatever.
Chev Chelios
Well. I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Verona
Yeah I know it.
Chev Chelios
Well don't be late or I'll trade this thing in to some whore for a fuckin' hand-job.
Verona
Look, I said I'll fuckin' be...
[throwing punches everywhere and yelling]
Verona
I'll fuckin' be there!
Chev Chelios
See you later sunshine.
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Haitian Cabbie
Hey man. What's the matter with you? You a crackhead?
Chev Chelios
Right... just step on it, alright?
Haitian Cabbie
Hey, you not gonna die in my cab, crackhead.
[the HAITIAN CABBIE opens up his glove compartment and takes something out. CHEV'S eyes widen. A gun?]
Haitian Cabbie
I got something for you.
[as the CABBIE turns around CHEV experiences a FLASH HALLUCINATION: The CABBIE'S face is painted like a PSYCHEDELIC VOODOO SKULL in GLOWING BLACK LIGHT PAINT. He is grinning crazily. CHEV flinches in horror, but just like that the CABBIE is back to normal. He hands CHEV a vial of liquid]
Haitian Cabbie
You drink this Haitian shit, crackhead. This right here is some hardcore shit. Made from plant shit.
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Shirt Factory Supervisor
[to Chev]
Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve
Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!
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Doc Miles
[to Chev]
If you stop, you die!
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Verona
Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then...
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios
[Sarcastically]
Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!
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[moves his finger at Verona]
Verona
Yeah, whatever, psycho.
Carlito
I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.
Chev Chelios
Boosh.
[shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]
Verona
Our Father, who art in heaven...
Carlito
Shut up, Verona!
Carlito
It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!
Chev Chelios
Presto.
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Chev Chelios
Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?
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Chev Chelios
[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him]
How'd you like that one, tough guy? How fricking awesome was that, huh?
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Eve
Take me now, in front of all these people!
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TV Reporter
Again, this footage is live and uncensored, so if you have any small children, you may want to have them leave the room.
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Orlando
Hey, there's a white nigger with a gun up in here! Just be still motherfuckers!
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Chev Chelios
Wanna hold hands?
[throws severed hand]
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Carlito
I'll kill you for this, Chelios.
Chev Chelios
Too late.
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Eve
You're like an adrenaline junkie with no soul.
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Warehouse Hood Leader
Verona's got nothing to do with this.
Chev Chelios
What?
Warehouse Hood Leader
Don Carlos wants you off the streets.
Chev Chelios
Carlito?
Warehouse Hood Leader
You've totally lost your shit, dog. you're all over TV, destroying property, making unauthorized hits... you're causing the organization a great deal of embarrasment.
Chev Chelios
You're telling me Carlito wanted this?
Warehouse Hood Leader
Look, don't worry, we'll take care of Verona. Best thing for you to do is find some nice, dark, quiet place and... just die.
Chev Chelios
Just die. You think I've got "cunt" written on my forehead?
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[after Chev has an imaginary conversation with him, he finally turns around for real]
Japanese Businessman
Did you fucking say something?
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Chev Chelios
I wonder how many steaks I could make out of you?
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Eve
You're so stressed out. Do you want some pot?
Chev Chelios
Yeah. No!
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Orlando
[to gangbangers in men's room]
Now just - just be still. Ya'll act like them Somalian niggas.
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[He's driving recklessly while she abruptly stops performing fellatio on him]
Chev Chelios
Hey, you can't stop! I'm not finished!
Eve
And have you fall asleep? No way!
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Verona
Chelios! How we doing, baby? And you never call me no more.
[after a very short pause]
Verona
Come on, what is that? Where's the love?
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Eve
Oh, you are so big!
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Chev Chelios
[to Verona] I need someone to suck me off. You in the mood?
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Chev Chelios
Come on. No wait!
[a body falls from several stories above]
Chev Chelios
Alright, now come.
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Eve
[Chev has just killed dozens of people] How could you do that?
Chev Chelios
I told you baby, I quit.
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Chev Chelios
[calmly]
Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?
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Chev Chelios
[talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona]
I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
[pauses]
Chev Chelios
It may actually be the last thing I do.
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Orlando
Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios
Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando
Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios
Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando
I can see that.
Chev Chelios
You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando
You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios
That's right.
Orlando
Well...
Chev Chelios
What?
Orlando
This shit ain't free nigga.
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Pharmacy Stoner
Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios
What?
Pharmacy Stoner
The Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
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Doc Miles
[looking at a receipt]
Chocolate, what's this fuckin' receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate
Snacks.
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Chev Chelios
[during a fight with several Black gang members]
Who wants white meat? Huh? Who wants it?
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