Mikey
[they have just climbed over the wall of a cemetery]
I'm exhausted really, Nick. This is foolish. Nick, please. It's just foolish.
Nicky
Foolish?
Mikey
Frankly, I think it's ridiculous.
Nicky
You didn't like my mother?
Mikey
I loved your mother. I thought she was a wonderful woman.
Nicky
Why is it ridiculous to visit her grave?
Mikey
Because it's one o'clock in the morning.
Nicky
That makes it nicer.
Mikey
It doesn't make it anything, Nick. A grave is a grave. There's not a religion in the world that says a person's soul is buried with them in their grave. It's not your mother in there.
Nicky
You don't believe in any of that stuff?
Mikey
No.
Nicky
You don't believe there's anything after you die?
Mikey
Er, me personally, no. I believe you die and that's it.
Nicky
That doesn't scare you? To think that one day'll you die. You'll be over. You won't be anything, you won't know anything. Be nothing.
Mikey
Look, Nick, if you wanna visit your mother, let's visit your mother because this conversation is stupid.
Nicky
It isn't stupid. It's interesting - if you're gonna die.
Mikey
Well, I'm not gonna die so I think it's stupid.
Nicky
Yeah, well you are some day.
Mikey
Look, Nick...
Nicky
You're gonna die some day.
Mikey
I'm not gonna stand here at one o'clock in the morning and discuss what's gonna happen to me when I die. I mean, that mishegoss I leave to the Catholics.
[he walks off]
Nicky
Aren't you gonna die some day? Aren't you gonna die some day? Aren't you gonna die some day? I just wanna know, are you gonna die some day?