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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Movie Quotes

Winston Churchill If Hitler isn't playing by the Rules, then neither shall we?

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Marjorie Stewart It's one thing taking over the world, but do they have to take over the kitchen too? It's all sausage, cabbage and black bread.

Heron We're between a rock and a hard place. If the Brits win the war, we're stuck with fish and chips. If the Germans win the war, we're stuck with this menu.

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Anders Lassen I'm not leaving until I have a barrel full of Nazi hearts.

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Geoffrey Appleyard So if I understand correctly, we're currently here in La Palma. We'll sail around German controlled Africa to Fernando Po, which is just north of the Equator, just off the West African coast.

Freddy Alvarez So that's the shortest route?

Geoffrey Appleyard Yes, but we don't want to go shorter. Our priority is not to be seen.

Henry Hayes You mean be seen again.

Geoffrey Appleyard Again? Getting a little sloppy on us now, Gussy? Had a run-in already?

Gus March-Phillips Never mind us, Apple, old boy. Remind me again how you found your nipples attached to a car battery.

Geoffrey Appleyard Yes. Wasn't my fault. Bad intelligence. Plus, it was almost worth it to watch the heart-snatcher at work.

Anders Lassen I'm better known as a lover than a fighter.

Henry Hayes Jesus Christ! If that's how you fight, I'd hate to see you love.

Anders Lassen You don't have to worry about that, you're too pretty for me. Freddy, on the other hand...

Freddy Alvarez You'd have to catch me first.

Anders Lassen I do love to hunt.

Freddy Alvarez You'd be lucky.

Anders Lassen I'm really getting quite hot.

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Henry Hayes So, what's happened there then?

Freddy Alvarez It looks like they've been plugged full of arrows, Haysey.

Henry Hayes Well, where did the arrows go?

Freddy Alvarez Straight through them.

Anders Lassen There were two more round the other side.

Henry Hayes Where are they now?

Anders Lassen Same place as these two. Nazi heaven.

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Gus March-Phillips Haysey, you're with me. We go left. Freddy, Lassen, you go right. Fill your boots, gentlemen, and bon appetite. See you at the tower. And remember gentlemen, try to have fun.

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Freddy Alvarez Twenty quid says this doesn't end well.

Henry Hayes For who?

Freddy Alvarez For them. Can't bet on yourself, Haysey. That's match-fixing.

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