A Guy Thing Movie Quotes
Becky
You've got crabs?
Paul
Yeah. You gave me crabs.
Becky
I DO NOT HAVE CRABS!
Paul
You don't?
Becky
No. But if I do I'm going to hunt you down and kill your crabby ass.
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Ken
So, Buck, are you a duffer?
Buck
Well, if you mean do I like playing with my balls, the answer's yes.
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Dorothy
These are going to be our in-laws, so we really have to make sure that...
Buck
Honey, I'm a pants salesman. I think I know how to act around people.
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[Paul and Pete discuss Paul sleeping with Becky after his bachelor party]
Pete
Wait 'till she's drunk... next Thanksgiving or Christmas, or better yet, this Saturday at your wedding, after she's had four gin and tonics and she steps up to the microphone and she's telling the whole world.
Paul
That's not gonna happen.
Pete
[mimicking Becky]
Everyone, your attention please. I just think you should all know Karen's husband Paul nailed me last Saturday. Yeah, hot sex, and now I'm carrying his child. Thank you for listening. Please return to your entrees.
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Aunt Budge
I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days!
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Dorothy
Where's the groom-to-be?
Karen
He's not here yet.
Dorothy
You know Paul, he always comes a little late.
Buck
What do you think of that, Kenny?
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[Ahmed the tailor barges in on Paul and Pete in the dressing room]
Ahmed
How is it, huh? Is it smoking? Listen, if don't love it, I still have double-breasted white ones sitting on the runway. You want to talk about a burning hot look? Sizzle!
Paul
Ahmed, no, that's fine. This is great, thanks.
Ahmed
Word!
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