Kang The Conqueror
You're an interesting man, Scott Lang. You've lost a lot of time. But time, it isn't what you think... It's not a straight line. But I'm sure that's not exactly important to you right now. You more than likely want to know why I'm here, and most of all, what I want with you. I have need of your... particular skill. You've been regarded, both lauded and reviled, as a thief. And believe it or not, that's what I have need of right now. You see, someone has stolen something from me. And you, my friend, are the only one who could steal it back. So... have we an accord, Mr. Lang?
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Veb
I... have... *holes*!
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Cassie Lang
Don't be a dick!
M.O.D.O.K.
It's too late.
Cassie Lang
It's never too late to stop being a dick.
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Kang The Conqueror
I want you to remember... you could've gone home. You could've seen your daughter again. But you thought you could win.
Scott Lang
I don't have to win. We both just have to lose!
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Scott Lang
Um, I don't know who you are, but you've made a big mistake. I'm an Avenger. I've called the other Avengers...
Kang The Conqueror
Oh, you're an Avenger. Have I killed you before?
Scott Lang
What?
Kang The Conqueror
They all blend together after a while. You're not the one with the hammer, are you?
Scott Lang
That's Thor. We get confused a lot, similar body type.
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M.O.D.O.K.
My name is Darren, and I am not a dick!
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M.O.D.O.K.
[last words, to Scott]
You always were a brother to me. And at least I died... an Avenger.
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[Mid-credits scene; the Council of Cross-Time Kangs, consisting of Immortus, Scarlet Centurion, and Rama-Tut, commiserate]
Scarlet Centurion
So, the exiled one is dead.
Rama-Tut
You're sure he's dead?
Scarlet Centurion
If it wasn't true, I wouldn't call you.
Rama-Tut
It must really eat you up, that you're not the one who killed him.
Immortus
None of us... killed him. They did. They're beginning to touch the Multiverse. And if we let them... they will take everything we built.
[looks to a strand of tangled Multiversal threads]
Immortus
So let's stop wasting time.
[pans out to reveal an entire colosseum of Kang variants]
Scarlet Centurion
How many did you summon?
Immortus
All of us!
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Kang The Conqueror
You think this is new to me? Do you know how many rebellions I put down? How many worlds I've conquered? How many Avengers I've killed? And you think you can beat me? I am Kang!
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Scott Lang
I used to ask myself a lot of questions. Scott, you're an ex-con, how are you an Avenger? That doesn't make sense. But everywhere I go everyone tells me the same thing.
Café Owner
Thank you, Spider-Man.
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Kang The Conqueror
Let me make this easy for you. You will bring me what I need, or I will kill your daughter in front of you, then make you relive that moment, over and over again in time, endlessly, until you beg me to kill you. Do we understand?
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Cassie Lang
[from trailer]
People still need our help, dad. That's why we made this. It's like a satellite for deep space, but quantum!
Janet Van Dyne
Wait, wait a minute. You're sending a signal to the quantum realm? Turn it off, now!
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Janet Van Dyne
You'd be wiping out entire timelines, murdering trillions of people.
Kang The Conqueror
I wish that mattered, Janet.
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[Hank appears with his ant army]
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Jentorra
What is the combination?
Quantumnaut Voice
I'll die before I tell you.
Quaz
1843.
Quantumnaut Voice
Damn!
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Kang The Conqueror
[from trailer]
I can get you home, and give you more time, if you help me. So, what's it gonna be, Ant-Man?
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M.O.D.O.K.
[about Kang]
He made me the ultimate weapon. A mechanized organism designed only for killing...
Scott Lang
"M.O.D.O.K."?
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Janet Van Dyne
There's something I never told you.
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Kang The Conqueror
I'm the man who can give you the one thing you want.
Scott Lang
What's that?
Kang The Conqueror
Time.
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Janet Van Dyne
Who is Kang?
Kang The Conqueror
Who I need to be.
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Veb
[to Scott]
Wow! Big hole. How many holes do you have? I'm sorry, is that a personal question? I don't have any holes
[Quaz reads Scott's mind]
Quaz
His name is Scott Lang
[continues to read Scott's mind]
Quaz
and he has seven holes.
[Veb gasps in surprise]
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Scott Lang
It's been a pretty wild ride. One day you're fired from Baskin-Robbins, the next, you're beating a time-travelling space-king. We did beat him, right? I mean, yeah, that's what happened. He was getting out and he didn't get out. I think.
[slows down]
Scott Lang
But he also said something bad was coming and that everyone would die if he didn't get out. Wait, so did I just kill everyone? Is everyone gonna die because of me? Oh my God. Oh my... what did I do? What... what did I do?
Scott Lang
[resumes walking happily]
You know what? It's probably fine. Like I said, life doesn't make any sense. So maybe stop asking so many questions, Scott. Stop overthinking it.
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Victor Timely
Time is everything. It shapes our lives. But perhaps we can shape... it!
Loki
That's him.
Mobius M. Mobius
Him? You made him sound like this terrifying figure.
Loki
He is.
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Lord Krylar
Hope, you have to be Hope. Your mother talked about you every day.
Hope Van Dyne
Funny, she never said anything about you.
Lord Krylar
Yeah well I don't think I would've told my kid either. Wild stuff.
Dr. Hank Pym
How wild?
Lord Krylar
Very wild, Henry.
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Kang The Conqueror
Janet stole something from me. My ticket out of here. And you're the only one who can steal it back.
Scott Lang
And why would I do that?
Kang The Conqueror
Because you want to get out of here. And I need to get out of here. Because I know how it ends.
Cassie Lang
How what ends?
Kang The Conqueror
[to Cassie]
All of it. I don't live in a straight line. And with time... it's hard not to skip to the end. So, if you want to stop what's coming, and trust me, you do, I am the only shot you have.
Cassie Lang
What's coming?
Kang The Conqueror
Me. A lot of me. They exiled me, down here. They're afraid of me. But I'm the man who can get you home.
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Kang The Conqueror
So... do we have a deal?
Scott Lang
No, I don't think we do.
[Kang electrocutes Scott]
Kang The Conqueror
Let me make this easy for you. You will bring me what I need. Or, I will kill your daughter in front of you. Then, make you relive that moment. Over and over again in time, endlessly. Until you beg me to kill you. Do we understand?
[Kang forces Scott against the wall]
Kang The Conqueror
I'm a man who likes to be understood.
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Veb
Hi.
[Startles Scott]
Veb
Oh sorry, um did you drink the ooze?
Veb
Oh that's the ooze. Hey everyone, the ooze worked.
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Veb
Hello
[startles Scott]
Veb
Hi. Did you drink the ooze?
Veb
Oh, great that's the ooze. Hey everybody it worked! Ooze worked!
[everyone surrounding them cheers]
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[from trailer]
Cassie Lang
Where... are we?
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Scott Lang
Is that building alive?
Veb
Yours are dead?
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Lord Krylar
Janet Van Dyne, I thought you were dead.
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Kang The Conqueror
Gotta say, Janet was a lot more help.
Scott Lang
You know Janet too? Does everyone down here know Janet?
Kang The Conqueror
She didn't tell you about me?
[Scott nods his head no]
Kang The Conqueror
Guess that's not a surprise.
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Scott Lang
You can read minds?
Quaz
Yeah, and I wish I couldn't, because everyone is disgusting.
[Reads Scott's mind and is disgusted]
Quaz
Would you please stop thinking that!
Scott Lang
What?
Scott Lang
I'm sorry. It just popped in there.
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Scott Lang
I feel like I'm hugging Godzilla.
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Lord Krylar
You have gotta be Hank. I've heard so much about you and your ants. I gotta ask, do we have any here?
Dr. Hank Pym
No, I don't think so
Lord Krylar
Oh well that's too bad.
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Hope Van Dyne
Really? Him?
Janet Van Dyne
He used to be charming.
Dr. Hank Pym
With that guy?
Janet Van Dyne
I was down here for thirty years Henry. I had needs.
Dr. Hank Pym
Look, I get it. I've got needs too.
Dr. Hank Pym
I had dinner with someone a few times. Her name was Linda. It didn't work out.
Janet Van Dyne
What went wrong?
Dr. Hank Pym
She wasn't you, baby.
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Janet Van Dyne
What are you going to do?
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Scott Lang
[trying to reach Hope, Hank, and Janet through the radio in his helmet]
Hope... Hope... Hank. Can you hear me? Can anyone hear me?
Cassie Lang
Oh my god.
Cassie Lang
What are we gonna do?
Scott Lang
It's okay! It's okay! We're okay! We're okay! It's gonna be okay!
Cassie Lang
You're saying "okay" too much.
Scott Lang
Eh alright okay. Well it's because we are. We're okay! We are fine! Hey, we're gonna find them and we're gonna go home.
[Cassie breathes heavily]
Scott Lang
In the meantime, look around. It's beautiful. All right we're outside. It's like we're camping. We love camping.
Cassie Lang
We've never been camping!
Scott Lang
But we've always talked about it.
[Cassie spots a suspicious glowing sphere above in the distance]
Cassie Lang
Is that Sun moving?
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M.O.D.O.K.
Yeah... he stole something from me
[Kang forces M.O.D.O.K. against the wall]
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Kang The Conqueror
You should've looked the other way.
Scott Lang
Yeah, well, never been great at that.
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Dr. Hank Pym
Holy shit! That guy looks like broccoli!
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Dr. Hank Pym
Well, as a great writer once said, "There's always room to grow".
Dr. Hank Pym
Every Goddamn Word!
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[M.O.D.O.K. is silent]
Kang The Conqueror
Kill her!
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Dr. Hank Pym
[after to be transported into the Quantum Realm]
This is incredible. I've studied the Quantum Realm for years. Why didn't I see any of this?
Janet Van Dyne
You weren't able to look deep enough. Not through the Void and Subatomica. There are worlds here... worlds within worlds. It's a place outside time and space. It's a secret universe... beneath ours.
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[first lines]
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Cassie Lang
Just because it's not happening to you, doesn't mean it's not happening.
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