Lex Luthor[to Superman]I can't think of a morning I haven't woken up with the thought of strangling you. That sanctimonious image of yours fooled everyone except me. Because I know evil.
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NewscasterLex Luthor's attempt to win the presidency the old-fashioned way... by buying it, seems to be picking up steam. New poles show that 22% of Americans now support his third party bid. In a completely unrelated story, 22% of Americans now indicate a preference for getting
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Captain MarvelIt doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to know you should stay down.
Captain MarvelIt doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to know you should stay down.
SupermanTell me something, Captain Marvel. Would Solomon have gone to work for Lex Luthor?
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Lex LuthorYou can't touch me. We're on American soil now. And I am the president.
Major ForceWhat do I need with money? I'm living energy.
BatmanYou're not going to tell me you killed him for your country, are you?
Major ForceSome of us still believe in putting our country first.
BatmanSorry, I don't any see patriotism here. All I see is a psycho who's latched onto an excuse to kill people and who's so stupid he doesn't realize he's being used by Luthor.
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Lex Luthor[to Batman and Superman]Aw. You two aren't going to be to save the world now. Well, I'll tell you something. Everyone who lives to see the new world will have learned never to trust your kind again.
Lex LuthorDo me a favor. Think back to three years ago. Could you have even dreamed back then that I would be president today? Did you think it was in me? Then if I could change that much, couldn't he?
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Lex Luthor[to Superman]You come to this planet, declare yourself the savior of mankind. Well, I think it's time you died for your sins.
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Power GirlLuthor did the one thing nobody was expecting. He made things boring again. And boring is good, isn't it? The economy is back to normal. Crime is down. There are no wars or anything.
SupermanHe's up to something. Can't anybody see that?
Captain AtomThat's what I thought at first. Eventually, I realized all he's trying to do is put that formidable intellect to work doing such a good job, no one will have a choice but to respect him. It's all about ego now.
Major ForceHe's not the first to sit in the Oval Office.
Captain AtomHe's right. There have been womanizers, drunks, crooks, but Nixon helped turn our worst enemy into our best trading partner. And Johnson gave us the Voting Rights Act.
SupermanThanks for the history lesson, but I'm not buying it.
Power GirlCome on, work with us. Please? We need you.
Lex LuthorYes. You'll be working for me. But only insofar I represent the country that adopted you. And that you love. What's wrong? Was I getting too sentimental?