May Movie Quotes
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May
So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes.
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May
So, are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my freezer?
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May
You don't think I'm weird?
Adam
I do think you're weird.
May
I knew that.
Adam
I like weird. I like weird a lot.
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[after watching Adam's cannibalism movie]
Adam
So, what'd you think?
May
It was sweet... I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little farfetched.
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May
You have really beautiful legs.
Ambrosia
I thought you said they were gams.
May
Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
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Mama
I've always said, "If you can't find a friend, make one."
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Polly
May, you know you are my number one hot momma.
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[May walks into the daycare center to work with the blind children]
Buckle
Can you help us with something?
May
I... um... saw some kids playing in the park. And I wondered if I could volunteer to help watch them.
Buckle
Well what kind of kids were they? Retarded? Deaf? Crippled? Dumb?
May
They were blind.
Buckle
So you want to work at the daycare center?
May
Would it be the same kids?
Buckle
Well what's the difference, do you only like a certain type of blind kids?
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[Polly is making out with May]
Polly
Do you feel weird doing this?
May
I am weird.
Polly
I love weird.
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May
What are you making, Petey?
Petey
An ashtray.
May
You smoke?
Petey
No.
May
Then why are you making an ashtray?
Petey
[sniffs May's breath]
You smoke.
May
Yes, I do.
Petey
Then you can have it when I'm done.
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May
I need more parts.
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[Adam and May make out in May's bed when she suddenly bites his lip]
Adam
Ow, God damn it!
[May focuses on her incased doll Susie behind Adam, which then gets Adam to notice the doll]
Adam
What the fuck is that?
May
[May seductively whispers in a low voice]
I know!
Adam
[May then wipes the blood on Adam's hand onto her lips and in her mouth]
May what are you doing? Please, okay, I need a towel.
[May continues to wipe the blood from his hand down her neck and over her chest]
May
[May's lower face covered with Adam's blood]
What?
Adam
I'll uh... I'll see you around May
May
But it's just like your movie.
Adam
May... this is weird!
May
[May smiles touching Adam's hand]
You like weird.
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May
[to Suzy, the doll]
I told you to face the goddamn wall!
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Blank
[after taking off his shirt because of the "heat"]
Do you have any ice I can rub on my nipples?
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Distraught Man in the Veterinarian Office
When I left for vacation my dog had four legs, okay? Then I came back - now he only has three. I mean I looked everywhere, I can't find her leg. I mean, what do I do?
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Polly
Shut up, hooker!
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[May is hiding two dead bodies in a cooler]
Zombie
[dressed as a zombie cheerleader]
Sweet costume! Hey, you got any cold ones in there?
May
Yes, I do.
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Polly
Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.
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[Adam asks May to have a smoke with him outside the Laundromat, reaching his hand into his shirt pocket to pull out the cigarette pack]
Adam
Do you want to have a smoke with me?
[May smiles wide eyed at Adam]
[May nervously tries to smoke a cigarette for the first time]
Adam
[pause]
May
Yes.
Adam
That's cool.
May
Thank you Adam.
Adam
You're welcome May.
May
I love your hands, I think that they are beautiful.
May
I can see you doing that.
Adam
I'm kidding May.
[May blushes and giggles when she finally gets the joke, punching Adam in the shoulder]
Adam
Whoa!
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[Adam shows May his bedroom and wide collection of creepy photographs and small items]
Adam
Does this stuff freak you out?
May
Nothing freaks me out.
Adam
That's right it wouldn't would it?
[May finds a knife on the bedroom counter]
[whispering]
Adam
I'm a psycho.
Adam
[Adam uses his hand to show that the blade is retractable, May has the biggest smile on her face the entire time]
That's pretty cool huh?
[May then quietly holds his hand, calmly stabbing herself in the chest with the blade using his hand, and then his chest with her hand, which brings them to kiss]
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[Adam rushes to head out the front door to his house when he finds May outside of it]
Adam
Whoa! Jesus Christ, May you scared the hell out of me! What are you doing out here?
May
Standing.
Adam
How long have you been standing out here?
May
Since about... two.
Adam
[Adam looks down at his watch]
You haven't really been standing out here for two hours have you?
May
[May quietly asks]
What do you think?
Adam
Look I got your message, I'm sorry I haven't called you back. I've been really busy with making this movie.
May
You made a movie?
Adam
In college before I dropped out, I just finished putting it together.
May
Can I see it?
[Adam smiles]
May
I'll make you macaroni and cheese.
Adam
Dinner and a movie huh? It sounds like a date.
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[first lines]
Young May
What's wrong with my eye, mama?
Mama
Doctor says it's lazy eye. But, we're going to make you look perfect.
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Foreign Doctor
Yeah, yeah, that's good. Kitty live now.
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[last lines]
May
See me. See me. See me...
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Polly
You're funny. You want to watch me file?
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May
[to doll]
I'll bet you're wondering what I'm making!
[pause]
May
Okay, I'll tell you.
[giggles]
May
I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone... and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful.
[pause]
May
Don't be mad, you've been my friend my whole life. And you see me, you always have, but... I need a real friend. Someone I can hold.
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[while at work, Polly see's May gently stabbing herself on the tip of the finger with a scalpel, and holding it there]
Polly
Jesus! What are you doing?
May
[May calmly replies]
Relaxing.
Polly
Doesn't it hurt?
May
No.
[May takes Polly's hand and stabs her finger in the same place with the scalpel]
Polly
Ow! Oh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?
[Polly begins sucking on her finger with light moaning]
Polly
Mmm. Actually, I kinda liked it. Do me again!
[May gently stabs her again as Polly holds her eyes and mouth open, taking in the pleasure of the pain]
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[May meets the boss at the daycare center and her first blind child]
Lucille
May Canady? Lucille! Let's introduce you to the kids.
May
Do you think I could meet her first?
Lucille
Who Petey? You could try, she usually likes to be left alone.
May
Nobody likes to be alone.
Lucille
Hey Petey, I've got someone here who wants to meet you!
Petey
Go away sniggle head.
Lucille
You are so mean to me Petey.
[Lucille curls her long finger nails towards Petey]
Lucille
Good luck!
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[May and Polly are alone in the file room at work]
Polly
Hey! We've got the whole place to ourselves... let's dance!
[Polly turns on the small portable radio in the same room, and in the background the dogs in the Veterinary Hospital begin to howl and bark]
Polly
[Polly hums and laughs at the dogs]
Look they're serenading us! Oh we have to dance now! Oh... please, please, please please.
Polly
[Polly crawls up on the table between her and May, taking one of May's cigarettes and putting it in her mouth]
So are you gonna dance with me or what?
Polly
[Polly and May are now slow dancing in the room holding each others hands and waists, when Polly whispers to May]
Do you like pussy?
May
[May quickly answers]
What?
Polly
Cats! Do you like pussy cats? Gee you're a nasty little thing aren't you. Do you like Lupe?
[the camera shows Lupe walking at their feet]
Polly
My landlady is a real bitch, I have to get rid of her.
May
The landlady?
[Polly raises May's hand up to hold and feel her neck]
Polly
Oh come on! Lupe will keep you company when you're all alone. And besides, she'll remind you of me.
May
Okay.
Polly
Uh! Wonderful!
[Polly kisses May lips to lips]
Polly
Oh, look at the time, I have to go.
Polly
[Polly turns around once more to May before walking out of the room]
It's girls night out tonight, wanna come? I know, you need your beauty rest... not much of it though.
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May
Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but... when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well... a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess.
[Adam stares in disgust]
May
I had to sew that one back up.
[May giggles insanely]
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Foreign Doctor
Moy, I need a big scupel for German-a Shepherd surgery tomorrow!
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[Adam remembers he has something to do while on the park bench with May]
Adam
Oh dang! I got to go. I uh... I'll miss this Dario Argento appointment in Beverly in fifteen minutes. I forgot I took the afternoon off. Oh, they're showing Trauma.
May
Is that a movie?
Adam
You've never seen Trauma?
May
[May whispers and reaches to hold onto Adam's hands]
Don't go!
Adam
What?
May
[May takes a step back and light breath]
Mmm... nothing. I, I should probably get back to work anyway. Thank you for the umm... sandwich, and cigarette...
Adam
Look I got to see this movie but, maybe I can see you again sometime.
May
How bout tonight?
Adam
Uh, you know I got this thing tonight... maybe after...
May
[May cuts Adam off blushing]
Great!
[They're hands shake but don't let go]
May
[May blushes taking a silent breath]
Mmm.
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[May and Adam have a dinner of macaroni and cheese]
Adam
I dig your place, it's really uh... neat.
[May has a smile on her face when eating macaroni and cheese across from Adam]
[May smiles nodding with a yes]
May
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You would never believe what I had to do at work today.
[Adam freezes his next bite of food at his mouth, remembering the story May told earlier about the Black Lab Seymore]
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Polly
It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest... Not much of it though.
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May
Race cars.
Adam
What's that?
[as May indicates his laundry basket, Adam notices a pair of his underwear - childish briefs printed with cartoon race cars - lying on top of the pile]
Adam
Oh, yeah!
[Embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants]
Adam
My, uh, girlfriend bought me these.
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[Polly stops May outside of work on the steps as she's carving a pumpkin]
Polly
Hey May hold up! I want to ask you something. What are you going to be for Halloween?
[Polly stabs the pumpkin in the eye]
Polly
I've just been whacking my brains trying to come up with something original. Do you got any ideas?
May
[May shyly points out to Polly]
You have a beautiful neck.
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Polly
You should call me one of these nights. You know, we can hang out, and eat some melons or something.
May
[May blushes]
Okay!
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[May sits with Polly in Polly's living room, May holds a cigarette in her mouth and Polly holds a slice of melon]
Polly
What's giving you the Sads doll? Aw, no frumpy faces allowed in this place.
[Polly bites the cigarette out of May's mouth and kisses her lips]
Polly
I wanted to kiss you since I first saw you.
[Polly begins to unbutton May's shirt]
Polly
Is this what was bugging you?
May
I wasn't bugged. I'm just angry at someone.
Polly
Not me I hope.
May
No not you.
May
I am weird.
May
Are you serious?
May
I mean about me?
Polly
Dead.
[May then begins to comb her hand down Polly's exposed neck, and kisses it]
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