Ready or Not Movie Quotes
Police Officer
Jesus christ, what happened to you?
Grace
In-laws.
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Daniel
Don't take it personally, they're just trying to figure out if you're a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife.
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Passing Driver
[driving off after seeing the blood splattered Grace] Get the fuck out of the road!
Grace
What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking asshole piece of shit little tiny dick licker fucking asshole fucking die!
[screams]
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Daniel
Yes, hide and seek. Remember?
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Grace
Fuck your fucking family!
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Aunt Helene
Brown haired niece, you continue to exist.
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Alex Le Domas
Hey, you wanted to get married.
Grace
So it's MY fucking fault? Are you FUCKING serious?
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Alex Le Domas
Are you ready for this?
Grace
Oh fuck no.
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Grace
I can't believe that in half an hour I will be part of the Le Domas gaming dynasty, empire?
Alex Le Domas
Uh, dominion, we prefer dominion.
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Grace
Fucking rich people!
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Grace
Holy shit! Holy shit, someone's here.
Alex Le Domas
What? Jesus, Aunt Helene can you give us a minute?
Aunt Helene
You'll have to hide better than that.
Alex Le Domas
We're not fucking hiding, obviously.
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Tony Le Domas
[ranting at his ancestor's portrait]
Great fucking going Victor, thanks for working out the clause with the whole family eradication
Tony Le Domas
[yelling at his family members]
You *Don't Fuck* Mr. Le Bail,,, Mr. Le Bail *FUCKS* You!
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Fitch
Don't be a bitch, Fitch! You got this, bitch!
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Tony Le Domas
The rules are simple. You can hide anywhere inside the house. We then count to 100 and try to, um... well, find you.
Grace
Well, don't you think you have a little bit of an advantage?
Tony Le Domas
Oh. No, no. We never use the cameras. We always play the games as they would've been played in Great-Grandfather's time. Always.
Grace
So, there's no way for me to win, right?
Tony Le Domas
Well, you could, I mean, stay hidden till dawn.
Grace
No, thank you. Nom
Tony Le Domas
We're gonna start the count just as soon as you leave, okay?
Grace
Okay.
Tony Le Domas
Grace, good luck.
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Alex Le Domas
I don't know. Maybe one night when I was chanting and slicing the throat of a goat, it occurred to me that that wasn't a completely normal thing to do. But, and this is what scared me the most... it felt normal. It did. And I realized that you'll do pretty much anything... if your family says it's okay.
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[to Grace]
Tony Le Domas
Have a seat.
[Grace sits down with the rest of the family]
Becky
Do you like to play games?
Grace
[chuckles] Um, I guess it depends on what we're playing.
Tony Le Domas
Well, we'll know in a moment. I gather you've noticed our family is big on tradition. And now, well, now the time has come for you to join us in those traditions.
Daniel
[sarcastically] Ooh. Story time.
Tony Le Domas
As you may know, my great-grandfather, Victor, set up a modest printing shop during the Civil War, manufacturing playing cards. A generation later, my grandfather expanded into sporting goods and board games. Under my leadership, Le Domas Family Games acquired four professional sports teams and reached, well, even greater heights. Some may call it luck, but, well, It's a little more than that. You know, it's almost as if someone's watching over us. It all began with a very generous benefactor. And this box. You see, originally, Great-Grandfather was a merchant seaman. It was a hard life. And, like so many, he wanted more. On one of his many excursions abroad, Great-Grandfather came to meet a Mr. Le Bail. He was a... He was a passenger aboard the ship. A collector, of sorts. Purchasing exotic antiquities to resell to wealthy Americans. After discovering a mutual passion for games of chance, they passed a great many hours playing cards. And among Mr. Le Bail's possessions was... that box. And one evening, after indulging in more than their fair ration of rum... Mr. Le Bail proposed a wager. If Great-Grandfather could solve the mystery of the box before arriving at port, Mr. Le Bail would finance any endeavor of Grandfather's choosing. Well .. Great-Grandfather whiled away The long hours at sea studying the box. Until finally... And since that time... whenever the Le Domases are presented with a new addition to the family... We place a blank playing card into the box. Our initiate then has the privilege of drawing the card, and Mr. Le Bail will tell us which game to play.
Charity
I got chest.
Fitch
I got Old Maid. Seriously, what the fuck is Old Maid?
Tony Le Domas
Fitch...
Grace
So I just take out the card?
Tony Le Domas
My dear, it is your turn.
Aunt Helene
What does it say, girl?
Grace
Oh. It says-- it says Hide and Seek. Are we really gonna play that?
[Everyone is silent]
Grace
Everything okay?
Alex Le Domas
Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Those are the rules. Hide and seek, right, Dad?
Tony Le Domas
Yes, indeed. Those are the rules.
Grace
Okay, so, uh, who-- who hides and who seeks?
Tony Le Domas
Well, it's your initiation, my dear. You get to be the one to, uh, to hide.
Grace
Of course.
Alex Le Domas
This is gonna be fun, honey. Yeah, just come meet me in my room, okay?
Grace
No, I wanna play for real. This is so weird.
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Le Domases
[Grace awakens on a sacrificial altar, with the hooded family members passing around a cup of wine and chanting in Latin]
Tony Le Domas
We renew our pledge tonight with an offering of living flesh and blood. Shemhamforash!
Le Domases
Shemhamforash!
[they chant this three times]
Tony Le Domas
HAIL S...
[begins vomiting blood]
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Aunt Helene
[praying to Le Bail in a second attempt at the sacrifice] Deliver us, O Mighty One, from all past error and delusion: that having set our foot upon the path of darkness, we may not weaken in our resolve, but with thy assistance, grow in wisdom and strength! Shemhamforash!
Le Domases
Shemhamforash!
[they chant this three times]
Aunt Helene
Hail Satan!
Le Domases
Hail Satan!
[they chant this three times]
Alex Le Domas
Hail Satan.
[attempts to stab Grace]
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