Isn't It Romantic Movie Quotes
Natalie's Mom
They'll never make a movie about girls like us, and you know why? Because it would be so sad that they'd have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn or people would kill themselves.
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Blake
You are beguiling.
Natalie
Did you just learn that word, 'cause you tend to say it a lot.
Blake
If you want me to stop saying it, I will. But you're gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling!
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Natalie
There's always some main chick, and she's super clumsy. And she's always like
[pretends to trip]
Natalie
Whoops! And everyone goes, 'She's so charming!' No! In real life, people would think she had muscular dystrophy.
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Natalie
Someone's really cleaned up the street. Wedding dresses... those weren't there before. And who put these flowers everywhere?
[sneezes]
Blake
Ooh! Bless you!
Natalie
[sneezes]
Blake
Oh! Doubles! Double blessings.
Natalie
[sneezes]
Blake
Ooh! Three times! That's lucky!
Natalie
Ugh. I'm allergic.
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[writing numbers on individual flower pedals]
Blake
If you need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That's my number!
Natalie
That's very charming. But you do realize there's like... 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together?
Blake
But there's only one you, so...
Natalie
Right... that doesn't really make sense.
Blake
Neither does the way I'm feeling about you right now.
Natalie
Uh right, that still doesn't change the math though. Just to be clear, I cannot call you.
Blake
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
Natalie
NO!
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Blake
You wanna maybe take a stroll?
Natalie
That's funny. My Fit-Bit sometimes vibrates and says, "Wanna stroll?" But when you say it, I don't wanna smash you.
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Josh
So, I know you hate it, but it is...
[singing]
Josh
Karaoke Night, Tonight.
Natalie
When?
Josh
Tonight.
Natalie
Ah.
Josh
Would you like to come?
Natalie
Or we could do something less embarrassing like trampoline nude in public.
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Whitney
You know, she's just, uh, she hates happy endings.
Natalie
Because it's not the end. They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit, and nobody will wanna see that.
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Natalie
That's our new client?
Whitney
Why is he so beautiful?
Natalie
He's, like, CW hot. I just suddenly got the urge to catcall. Like... I don't whistle but I just, like, wanna...
[blowing]
Natalie
Natalie, Whitney: [both whistling]
Josh
[shielding nipples]
Guys, please don't objectify the men in this office. OK, I won't stand for it.
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Blake
I'll have what he's having!
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Josh
I ran up to her, gave her the Heimlich, and then she gave me her heart.
[crowd awws]
Natalie
That's gross.
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Natalie
Where am I?
Hot Doctor (Todd)
You're in the emergency room.
Natalie
This isn't an emergency room. This is a Williams-Sonoma.
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Josh
She loves my neck fat. It's just, I love cake... so...
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Natalie
OK, what's your favorite ice cream flavor of all time?
Blake
Hm.
Natalie
It's a big one.
Blake
Ah, I'll tell you...
Natalie
Mmm?
Blake
But you have to promise you won't make fun of me.
Natalie
OK.
Blake
Butter pecan.
Natalie
What? Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you?
Blake
That's what I thought would happen.
Natalie
You're like an 80-year-old grandpa. Okay, what's your second favorite ice cream flavor?
Blake
Rum raisin.
Natalie
No! That's even worse!
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Donny
Oh my God! Pop a Tic-Tac and move it! You've gotta get to work to get crackin' on that big presentation!
Natalie
What presentation?
Donny
Um, I don't know. The big presentation. Which is what my boyfriend calls me in the sack, PS. OK, booch, change out of whatever this is. I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever!
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Natalie
Oh, and don't even get me started about the cliche' gay best friend whose sole purpose in the story is just to help the main hot chick. And, like, does he have a job? Like, what's going on in his life? Who cares?
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Josh
Hey, it's OK. You're a lot of things, but you are not crazy. So...
Natalie
So you see it, too? Aw. OK, thank God. I think we should get out of here before they bite us or impregnate us, or...
Josh
Yeah, let's get you some air. No one is gonna impregnate us. Come on.
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[repeated line]
Natalie
So dumb!
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Natalie
You had me at hello-copter
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