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Philip Marlowe
It's okay with me.
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Philip Marlowe
Nobody cares but me.
Terry Lennox
Well that's you, Marlowe. You'll never learn, you're a born loser.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, I even lost my cat.
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Philip Marlowe
Excuse me, I don't see any Courry Brand cat food here.
Supermarket clerk
Some what?
Philip Marlowe
Some Courry Brand cat...
Supermarket clerk
Could you spell that?
Philip Marlowe
Courry Brand, C-O-U-R-R...
Supermarket clerk
Oh, we're all out of that. Why don't you get this. All this shit is the same anyways.
Philip Marlowe
You don't happen to have a cat by any chance?
Supermarket clerk
What do I need a cat for, I've got a girl.
Philip Marlowe
Ha, ha. He's got a girl, I got a cat.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
What'll you have?
Philip Marlowe
What are you drinking?
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
What I'm drinking is called Aquavit.
Philip Marlowe
I'm drinking what you're drinking.
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Well God bless you. I like to hear that. People these days go, "Oh, I want a little of this. Oh, and a little of that and a twist of lemmon." Balls!
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Do you ever think about suicide, Marlboro?
Philip Marlowe
Me, I don't believe in it.
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Philip Marlowe
Listen Harry, in case you lose me in traffic, this is the address where I'm going. You look great.
Harry
Thank you.
Philip Marlowe
I'd straighten your tie a little bit. Harry, I'm proud to have you following me.
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Det. Green
My, my, you are a pretty asshole.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, my mother always tells me that.
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Marty Augustine
[to Joanne]
Look at that face. Is that a face for a magazine cover? The profile. You're beautiful, and I love you. I sleep with a lot of women; I make love to you. The single most important person in my life, next to my family. Is that right, Pepe? Huh?
[smashes a coke bottle on her face]
Marty Augustine
Get her out of here!
[to Marlowe]
Marty Augustine
Now, that's someone I love! And you I don't even like! You got an assignment, cheapie: find my money!
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[Augustine has found a $5000 bill in Marlowe's pocket]
Marty Augustine
What's that?
Philip Marlowe
A picture of James Madison.
Marty Augustine
It's a $5000 bill.
Philip Marlowe
I know.
Marty Augustine
Where'd you get this?
Philip Marlowe
A box of crackerjacks, came as a prize.
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Marty Augustine
I didn't have any pubic hair until I was 15 years old.
Philip Marlowe
Oh yeah, you must have looked like one of the Three Little Pigs.
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Marty Augustine
Your friend was a murderer and a thief.
Philip Marlowe
That's a lie. I know he didn't kill her.
Marty Augustine
Let me tell you something else. It's a minor crime, to kill your wife. The major crime is that he stole my money. Your friend stole my money, and the penalty for that is capital punishment.
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Colony guard
Oh. Hi, Mr. Lennox. Say, you're up kinda late.
Terry Lennox
Come on, lay it on me.
Colony guard
Okay. Let's see, I didn't - Barbara Stanwyck, I've been working on Barbara Stanwyck.
[as Barbara Stanwyck]
Colony guard
'I don't understand. I don't understand it at all. I've never understood it, Walter. I just don't understand why I don't understand it all. I don't...
Terry Lennox
Okay, just remember that and you'll be alright.
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[Marlowe is being interrogated. Green and Farmer watch from behind the mirror]
Det. Green
There he is, a real cutie pie.
Det. Farmer
He's a smartass.
Det. Green
That's what I meant.
Det. Farmer
Why don't you learn to say what you mean?
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Dave aka Socrates
[rambling from his prison cell]
"Possession" is what you get in here now. Possession of noses, possession of gonads, possession of life. It's a weird world. Listen, some day, some day, all the pigs are gonna be in here, and the people are gonna be out there.
Philip Marlowe
You can bet on that. Listen Dave, remember, you're not in here, it's just your body.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
You know, if I could just get you to understand that when a writer can't write, it's just like being impotent.
Eileen Wade
I understand what that's like, too.
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Oh, you do, do you? You do? BALLS, BABY, BALLS!
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
I tell you what we're gonna do, Marlboro. You're gonna take that goddamn J.C. Penney tie off and we're gonna have an old fashioned man to man drinking party.
Philip Marlowe
Well, that's okay but I'm not taking off the tie.
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Philip Marlowe
Who were the three DiMaggio brothers?
Terry Lennox
Vince, Dom, and, uh, Joe?
Philip Marlowe
Joltin' Joe, yeah.
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Eileen Wade
Listen, would you like something to eat?
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, I guess if you've got some cold bologna, mayonnaise and bread I'll hang around for a while.
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Dr. Verringer
I apologize for this intrusion, Mrs. Wade, but your husband dislikes paying his bills. I'm sorry; in future I must refuse to accept him as a patient.
Philip Marlowe
Well we don't accept you as a doctor, quack.
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Det. Green
He's the cutie pie, you're the smartass, you little honky bastard.
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Philip Marlowe
Let me get this straight, now. This is different from some of the times your husband behaves this way but not different from all the times? Is that right?
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Det. Green
Your name Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe
No, my name is Sidney, uh, Jenkins.
Det. Green
Come on inside, Marlowe, we want to talk to you.
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Philip Marlowe
[Riley is playing Williams and Mercer's "The Long Goodbye" on the piano]
You practicing for the Hit Parade?
Riley
Gotta learn this goddamn thing... he thinks it'll beef up the lunch trade.
Riley
As cheap as I work, he cannot lose.
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Det. Dayton
Here he is, Lieutenant, a real cutie pie.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
[on Dr. Verringer to party guests as Verrigner stands before him]
You know, this son of a bitch - let me tell you one thing about this bastard. He is the epitome of what's wrong - with this world - he really is actually, 'cause he pretends to cure people. Can you cure people?
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Marty Augustine
See, what we have here is a problem with communication. I knew it, from the beginning. I don't hear from you any more. I don't get a phone call. I mean, not so much as a postcard. What's the matter? Where's the money?
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Detective
Listen - what are you here for, Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe
[smearing fingerprint ink under his eyes]
Well I'm here 'cause I'm gettin' ready for the big game Saturday. You know, we're playing Notre Dame and I hope I catch a touchdown pass.
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Marty Augustine
You know what night this is? This is Friday night. It's Shabbas. You know where I'm supposed to be? Temple.
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Philip Marlowe
Roger Wade. Big writer.
Eileen Wade
He's a big man too. Six foot five, weighs 220 pounds. Once you've seen his face, you'll never forget it.
Philip Marlowe
Sounds like some kind of monster.
Eileen Wade
Only when he drinks. Would you like a drink?
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Det. Farmer
Will you do me a favor? Go back to your gumshoes and your transom peeping and let us alone.
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Philip Marlowe
Did you know Sylvia Lennox?
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Sylvia. A beautiful broad.
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Philip Marlowe
Chasing after that car, I got hit by a car.
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Philip Marlowe
So what do you want me to do?
Marty Augustine
I want you to take off your clothes.
Philip Marlowe
Well, let me tell you something, I have absolutely nothing to hide either, but I'm not gonna take my clothes off.
Marty Augustine
I want you to get naked so you can tell me the truth about my money.
Philip Marlowe
You wanna take your clothes off?
Marty Augustine
Would you like me to take off my clothes?
Philip Marlowe
It's okay with me.
Marty Augustine
Why, it's a pleasure. As a matter of fact, *everybody*, Harry, everybody take off their clothes.
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Yoga Girl
We're dancing in the sand and our bodies are in ecstasy. We're seeing colors, all the most beautiful colors, you can imagine. And we're holding hands because we're one, and our breasts become full and our arms become free and our bodies become free. And we are now beautiful. We are now beautiful and we are now one.
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Marty Augustine
Harry, your father was a mohel. Cut him.
Harry
What?
Marty Augustine
Cut him.
Harry
Where?
Marty Augustine
Cut it off.
Harry
Cut "it" off?
Marty Augustine
That's what I said. Cut it off.
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Marty Augustine
Let me explain something to you. You see, I got a wife and I got three beautiful children. You know where my children are? They're in a very expensive camp in Ventura. My wife is in an equally expensive health farm where she's trying to lose weight, The Golden Door. A $1,000 a week to lose six pounds. See, I got - I got chauffeurs, I got maids, I got butlers, I got cooks. I live highly. It costs me a lot of money to live the way I do. I gotta have a lot of money . I gotta have a lot of money so I can juice the guys I gotta juice, so I can get a lot of money so I can juice the guys I gotta juice. And you, Cheapie, you can't take my money. I want my money!
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Colony guard
[after Harry has roared through the gate]
Hey, did you see that guy come barrelin' through here?
Philip Marlowe
It's okay, they're with me.
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Philip Marlowe
[trying to convince his cat to eat a mixture of cottage cheese, raw egg, and salt after discovering he's out of canned cat food]
Oh, yeah... can't do better than that at Chasen's.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
This place stinks, Doc. It's this place that's sick, not the people in it.
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Det. Dayton
We know what time Terry Lennox left the Malibu Colony and what time he got here. Your girlfriends were so busy making hash pies, they didn't notice anything.
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Philip Marlowe
The Lennoxes, Terry and Sylvia, they used to live up the beach, did you know them?
Eileen Wade
Very slightly, like one knows most people on the beach.
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Riley
[singing]
There's a long goodbye, And it happens every day, When some passer-by, Invites your eye, To come her way, Even as she smiles a quick hello...
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Philip Marlowe
I tell you, Mrs. Wade, if you think your husband's suicidal, he needs some Freudian analysis or primal scream - or, I need a cigarette myself - but, I'm not qualified for anything like that.
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Philip Marlowe
You put some ice on your bruise and I'll go find your husband.
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Det. Dayton
Are you gainfully employed, Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe
I don't know.
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Eileen Wade
Would you all like some fresh drinks? I'll go and get some more ice. Come on, don't let this break the party up.
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Okay, okay, okay, get out. Get out, all of you, goddammit! Get outta here!
Eileen Wade
Well, it seems the party's come to an abrupt end. Pumpkin time again.
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Rutanya Sweet
Thanks a lot, Mr. Marlowe. I'll save you a brownie.
Philip Marlowe
Thanks, but they hurt my teeth.
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Philip Marlowe
Fifty grand. You must run into a lot of luck, Mr. Wade. Most guys lose their undies when they play for those kind of stakes.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
You know what I wish you'd do? I wish you'd take that goddamn J.C. Penny tie off and settle down with me and what you and I are gonna do is have a little old-fashioned, man-to-man drinking party.
Philip Marlowe
That's okay with me, but I'm not gonna take my tie off.
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Alright, you leave your tie on. Now, I'll tell you what I got. I got champagne, beer, Scotch, bourbon, aquavit, tawny port...
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Philip Marlowe
You motherfucker! You knew it all the time. You don't deserve to be alive, you fuckin' pig!
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Harry
You know those girls who live next door to you? You know what I think? I think they're a couple of lesbians. That's what I think.
Philip Marlowe
What makes you say that?
Harry
Well look at them up there, doing all those contortions together and with no clothes on.
Philip Marlowe
Oh, they're just doing yoga.
Harry
What?
Philip Marlowe
I don't know what it is, but, it's yoga.
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Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
When was the last time you made love at the lighthouse on Point Venus in Tahiti?" Or out on the lagoon, that shining lagoon with the goddamn surf booming on the Barrier Reef? Or up on Whitney that night of the blizzard in the double mummy bag?
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Philip Marlowe
I saw that man who walked into the Pacific Ocean, gave Dr Whatever-his-name-is $5,000 for an alibi so you could keep your job. I'm gonna go and call Ronald Reagan and get you to kick your ass off. You're gonna be selling bus tickets, you son of a bitch.
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Philip Marlowe
Do you know Terry Lennox?
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know Terry Lennox; but, he's the kind of guy that if I knew him I wouldn't let on I knew him.
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Philip Marlowe
[after painting his face black, he throws his hands in the air imitating Al Jolson]
Swanee!
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Det. Dayton
Marlowe, will you forget the god damned cat?
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Det. Green
Curry brand cat food Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, you got any?
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