Sleeping with Other People Movie Quotes
Lainey
If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.
Jake
Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Xander
What the fuck is that?
Jake
That was repartee.
Xander
That's exactly why I can't have you at the party, because you have repartee with everybody. You love repartee. All you wanna do is flit around the party, flirt with the moms. And then they all get mad and they turn on each other then they yell at Naomi then Naomi yells at me then they wont let their kids play with my kids. Then I have to play with my kid because my kids have no friends. I'm raising friendless children because of you! Do you understand?
Jake
I...
Xander
It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.
Jake
That is a tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps.
Xander
Well you spent ten thousand hours fucking my life up, so bring Lainey to the party.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Lainey
I know that you stop breathing when you kiss, that when you lean in to whisper you put your lips right ence the back of my earlobe, that you kiss the back of my neck before you slip my coat over my shoulders. I remember every compliment you ever gave me, everything you ever did to me in bed. And the day you made me yours, the day you said; "Elaine, I wish I could've known you when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...
Matthew
Could've been your true love. I remember too, you know.
Lainey
Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?
Matthew
Some, yeah.
Lainey
I don't think she needs to know the things she holds close to her heart were rehearsed on someone else.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Xander
My love is conditional!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Paula
You can go get any woman you want.
Jake
Really? Well, I still chose you.
Paula
Why? Because I happened to be in your eye line?
Jake
Well that... possibly because you're uninterested; most likely because you're stunning and successful.
Paula
I'm divorced.
Jake
His loss.
Paula
I have a kid.
Jake
I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid.
Paula
And I don't sleep with my employees.
Jake
*I quit.*
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Thea
Why haven't we had sex yet? Do you just want to be friends? 'Cause honestly I have enough friends.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Lainey
Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?
Jake
Yeah. Don't sell yourself short. We wouldn't have the west wing without you.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Sam
You can't get better. Lainey, you're not an addict. Okay.
[starts sobbing]
Sam
You're just a whore. You're a whore.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Jake
First off, in our initial conversations about exclusivity, I distinctly recall you saying something about "staying casual," yeah?
Hannah
I only said that...
Jake
Most likely because you thought that was what I wanted to hear, yes?
Hannah
Yes.
Jake
Okay. Well, me taking you at your word doesn't make me an asshole. It does however make you a liar.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Jake
I have a nickname! Wow!
Paula
A *nickname*. That's how bad it is.
Jake
Is that bad? I... god, I...
Paula
Or, that's how good it is.
Jake
Right? Well, see, that's what I'm saying. I... I mean I assumed they would speak about me but I thought I was gonna be more along the lines of like...
Paula
Stellar Yelp reviews?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
