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Unfinished Business Movie Quotes

Dan Trunkman The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.

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Dan Trunkman Hey, honey!

Susan Trunkman I miss you! My right hand's making little circles...

Dan Trunkman Speakerphone! That's what you're on.

Timothy McWinters Hi, Susan

Susan Trunkman Hi!

Mike Pancake I like to make circles too, on my bike.

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Mike Pancake I lost my virginity! Twice!

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Susan Trunkman It's been a tough week.

Dan Trunkman Yeah. Well. How about I drive?

Susan Trunkman Yes, please.

Dan Trunkman Flügel schlagen.

Susan Trunkman What?

Dan Trunkman Something I learned on my trip. It means, "You have to fight like hell... but don't forget to catch your breath now and then... and realize that everything's gonna be all right." Or it means "Turn left," probably.

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Bill Whilmsley Dan, this is Chuck Portnoy, who you know, don't you?

Chuck Portnoy Those pants are so tight. Is that a crease?

Dan Trunkman No, I don't have a crease. Thank you!

Chuck Portnoy Slit?

Dan Trunkman No

Chuck Portnoy There's a space.

Dan Trunkman There is no space.

Chuck Portnoy There's actually space. It's alarming.

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Dan Trunkman I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?

Chuck Portnoy You are replaceable.

Dan Trunkman You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.

Brian Peters What the hell, Dan?...

Dan Trunkman That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.

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Mike Pancake I've never been on a business trip before. I'm pretty jacked. What do you guys do on them?

Dan Trunkman Can you not say your whole name today because the client can lose focus?...

Mike Pancake I'm Mike Pancake.

Jim Spinch What was your last name?

Mike Pancake Pancake

Jim Spinch Like breakfast?

Mike Pancake It's Greek.

Jim Spinch It's delicious.

Bill Whilmsley Yum.

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Dan Trunkman I'm next on the upgrade list... I would give you my seat but I've never been upgraded.

Soldier That's all right.

Dan Trunkman But I appreciate you. It is an honor to sit in front of you... Okay please, I'd like you to have this seat.

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Dan Trunkman [Dan, Mike and Jim are travelling in a rental car from Berlin, Germany] We're down to the minute here Mike. We have to get to Hamburg and back in two hours.

Satellite Navigation: Automated Voice [Car Navigation system speaks] "fleganschnallen"

[Meaning "Buckle Up" in GERMAN]

Dan Trunkman Why is the GPS in German?

Mike Pancake I asked for it in German because we're in Germany.

Dan Trunkman [Looking confused] That's not... It doesn't work like that!

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Timothy McWinters If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.

Mike Pancake How is it a wheelbarrow?

Timothy McWinters One person's legs is being held up...

Mike Pancake Does that feel good?

Pretty German Girl No

Mike Pancake Maybe we should just try to do it normal. Maybe put me down when you get a chance...

Dan Trunkman I'm losing confidence in the team.

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[Dan intrudes a northern European Shvitz in a business suit to find and conduct business with Helen. Northern European Spas are traditionally co-ed and nude, fully exposed and open. Members are unashamed and comfortable naked]

Helen You can bring your numbers here... but please don't bring your American prudishness. It makes me uncomfortable.

[Helen sits fully exposed as Dan completely undresses]

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Dan Trunkman You're telling me we're bankrupt?

Timothy McWinters If we don't close this deal...

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