The Hand Movie Quotes
Stella
I'm kind of old-fashioned. I like to make it in bed, okay?
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Anne Lansdale
You mean you actually opened my mail and read this letter?
Jonathan Lansdale
Oh yes, my dearest darling spirit! Sounds like a pile of shit if you ask me.
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Jonathan Lansdale
You want to take a course in Creative Living?
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Stella
Take it from the can.
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Doctress
Where is the hand now?
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Doctress
Why? Why does the hand want to kill me?
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Doctress
There is no hand! John! There's no hand!
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David Maddow
What did I do to your character?
Jonathan Lansdale
You weakened him.
David Maddow
How?
Jonathan Lansdale
By making him look too deep - inside himself. Making him too - self-conscious. That's not Mandro. Mandro knows what he wants. Mandro doesn't think. You drew all those little fucking bubbles with him thinking.
David Maddow
Maybe Mandro should change a little bit - begin to explore himself. Ask questions.
Jonathan Lansdale
Oh, yes. I've been told. But, you don't cut the balls off Superman.
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Jonathan Lansdale
If you think I'm going to pay some parasite $100 an hour to listen to me rattle on about my experiences in my mother's womb, you're crazy. After a $1000, he'll probably tell me I have a penis complex, because I lost my hand. And after $10,000, he'll probably tell me I'm sane again. No doubt we're all crazy in some ways, that doesn't mean we have to go parading our psychosis to some other psychotic just because he has a white coat and a degree, does it? Bastards. They. just love to prey on our insecurities. If we didn't have them, they'd create them.
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Jonathan Lansdale
It was just one of those things. A freak accident.
Lizzie Lansdale
A freak?
Jonathan Lansdale
Weird. Unusual.
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Lizzie Lansdale
What happened to the hand?
Jonathan Lansdale
Oh, Mommy went to look for it - and it ran away.
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Jonathan Lansdale
Bastard! Lice-ridden, rotten scum!
Bum
You fucking dick!
Jonathan Lansdale
Get out of here! Get lost!
Bum
You shithead! Fuck off! Fuck you.
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Jonathan Lansdale
What do you teach?
Brian Ferguson
Psychology. Anything I can get 15 jerk-offs a year to enroll for. One time I even taught bomb shelter management. Don't laugh. I think it's coming back.
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David Maddow
What have you been doing during these blackouts?
Jonathan Lansdale
Misplacing things. Finding them again.
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Jonathan Lansdale
You can't keep taking courses for the rest of your life.
Stella
I don't want to do anything the rest of my life.
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Bill Richman
Did I hear "ow"? I think I heard "ow". That's nice. Yoga is not "ow". Yoga is "ahhh". Alright, breathe.
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Jonathan Lansdale
We decided to call the whole thing off.
Anne Lansdale
The strip? Why?
Jonathan Lansdale
Because I can't get along with Maggot - Maddow. He's an arrogant, little shit.
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Jonathan Lansdale
I found this drawing. I don't remember doing it.
David Maddow
Was it obscene?
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Stella
Come *on*. Do it! Just don't hold off. Go on. *Do* it!
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Stella
He's dying to fuck me. I never let him. He drives me crazy. He's always doing this number, hiking up his pants, showing how *big* he is. He's so stuck on himself, you know. He never looks at my ass. With you it's different. I like the way you look at me. I feel like it's me you're looking at.
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Brian Ferguson
I'd be scared shitless if I were you.
Anne Lansdale
Why?
Brian Ferguson
Blackouts are nothin' to fool with.
Anne Lansdale
All I did was a drawing.
Brian Ferguson
How do you know that's all you did? Have you ever been drunk?
Anne Lansdale
Yeah.
Brian Ferguson
Really drunk. I mean, you don't really remember what you did - if you shouted some obscenity in the street or picked a fight with some innocent guy because he had a way with the women.
Anne Lansdale
So, you're saying, that I could blackout and - rape someone?
Brian Ferguson
You think rapes bad, man, you could kill somebody. Shit, man, you could do anything you ever dreamed of and never had the guts to do. It's all up there. And you'll never know.
Anne Lansdale
Know what?
Brian Ferguson
Who you are. Who the fuck you *really* are.
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Jonathan Lansdale
You have been sleeping with him, haven't you?
Anne Lansdale
*Yes*. And I like him. He's helped me - to grow, to think, to feel. He's opened up new worlds for me.
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Jonathan Lansdale
Why don't you answer the question!
Anne Lansdale
Not in that tone of voice.
Jonathan Lansdale
Alright, then. I'll ask it in another tone. Has he been *fucking* you?
Anne Lansdale
I don't think that's any of your business.
Jonathan Lansdale
What do you mean? It's none of my business? What do you mean? You're my wife! You are the mother of my child.
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Brian Ferguson
You know, it's always been a dream of mine. A place at the beach. Plenty of beer and food. And I get to screw her - night and day - anytime I want.
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Anne Lansdale
How about you? What are you going to do for Christmas?
Stella
Fuck Christmas.
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Doctress
Don't be afraid of the pain. Just go into it. Deeper. Down. Sense it. Feel it. Touch it. Don't deny it. I'm here. I'm here to help you through it.
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Jonathan Lansdale
What are you looking for?
Sheriff
Well, it's been a strange kind of night.
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Doctress
I think that the experiments are going well. I think you are reaching your - subconscious. I think you're giving up the lie and seeking the truth. I think one day you're going to be able to forgive yourself, to say, "I love."
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Doctress
What does the hand want?
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